Pooing at work!

[Witchtower]

My manager has asked me to time my bowel movements so that I can poo during my half hour lunch break. This is the first poo I have ever done at work!
Is this even legal?

He doesn’t get half an hour he gets an hour 😡

You don’t need legal advice. Stop answering the phone on the toilet and don’t discuss your toilet habits with him. That’s all you need to do. Forget it and don’t engage any further with his nonsense.

Lol there use to be a web site you could put you hourly wage in and then time your poo. It would then calculate how much you earned while pooing.

They are the most satisfying poos when your at work.

So inappropriate!

If me or DP do a poo at work, we come home and tell the other one and we have a special song we sing to commemorate.

As you were

Fuzzyduck

Op wtf would anybody answer the phone on the loo? Hope you wash your phone as well as your hands.
Why are you using the blokes loo?
Some blokes aren't any keener to share with ladies than ladies are to have men in the ladies.

Next time use the ladies, blame any extra time required on women's problems!

@Blackbear

No I hadn’t washed my hands as I hadn’t wiped my arse yet 😊

Our workforce is 95% female. Trust me the men’s is much nicer.

Yes I do answer the phone whilst using the loo. Assuming the person on the other end doesn’t ask what I’m doing, but if they ask I will tell.

I actually think your boss is really questioning why you were in the Gents. Maybe you need to lobby for more cleaning / more ladies loos not invade the Mens.

@Blackbear19 I didn’t tell him that toilet I was using 😂😂

I’m laughing at the idea of telling my very British stuff upper lip boss that I’m doing a poo. I think he’d cry. He was visibly uncomfortable when I told him I was pregnant

You said he was coming out as you were going in. He was probably thinking "wtf is she going in there?"

Your manager did what now??? I have digestive issues and I will go to the bathroom whenever the fuck I need to go.

I don't know where you work but occupational health would have a lot to say about this, I can assure you

Black bear he didn’t see me.

If you saw him, how can you be sure he didn't see you?

So so sorry for the terrible diagram but here goes....

I was behind door 1. As I walked out of door 1 I saw his back and door 2 (toilet) closing.
This is the end of the corridor.
He did not see me. Otherwise I can assure you he would have said something.

This thread is surreal!

@ToeNailSoup please tell us the ‘pooing at work’ song! 😊

Do you work for the Queen?