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The Bluestocking Women's Pub, in which we wait excitedly for the next instalment of Gosie's adventures. Gosie, Glass and the Gerbils' Dilemma.

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AsWithGlad · 10/08/2026 14:37

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Welcome to The Bluestocking, the best (perhaps only) online women's pub. Nothing in the food or drink can harm you, everything is served by a very enthusiastic crew of gerbils, and any curious menfolk are welcome at the Staunch Ally down the road.

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Magpiecomplex · 15/08/2026 21:07

Thehorticulturalhussie · 15/08/2026 21:02

You’ll definitely regret it if you don’t. We will be VERY disappointed. And you really don’t want to see us when we’re disappointed.

Good addition Hussie, I like it.

Thehorticulturalhussie · 15/08/2026 21:07

Thehorticulturalhussie · 15/08/2026 20:04

Nooooo, he’s welcome.

We’ll tie him to the mast if the weather takes a turn for the worse. He’ll be mostly fine. Bit wet but fine. Glad to have him aboard The Virago.

EmpressaurusKitty · 15/08/2026 21:08

Not to mention the formidable gerbils.

Magpiecomplex · 15/08/2026 21:25

EmpressaurusKitty · 15/08/2026 21:08

Not to mention the formidable gerbils.

Good point. Ok, second draft goes:

Dear whoever you are,

You need to give Myrtle a job because she's brilliant, and I have a lot of formidable women, and even more formidable gerbils, willing to back me up on this.

You’ll definitely regret it if you don’t. We will be VERY disappointed. And you really don’t want to see us when we’re disappointed.

Yours sincerely,

Magpie (for and on behalf of The Bluestocking)

ErrolTheDragon · 15/08/2026 21:41

Thehorticulturalhussie · 15/08/2026 21:07

We’ll tie him to the mast if the weather takes a turn for the worse. He’ll be mostly fine. Bit wet but fine. Glad to have him aboard The Virago.

Just clip a safety line to his jacket.

MyrtleLion · 15/08/2026 21:50

Magpiecomplex · 15/08/2026 21:25

Good point. Ok, second draft goes:

Dear whoever you are,

You need to give Myrtle a job because she's brilliant, and I have a lot of formidable women, and even more formidable gerbils, willing to back me up on this.

You’ll definitely regret it if you don’t. We will be VERY disappointed. And you really don’t want to see us when we’re disappointed.

Yours sincerely,

Magpie (for and on behalf of The Bluestocking)

That's amazing, can't fail!

<Types up letter, adds CV, sends off to recruiter.>

It is really lovely when you all support me like this, thank you xx

Thehorticulturalhussie · 15/08/2026 21:57

Magpiecomplex · 15/08/2026 21:25

Good point. Ok, second draft goes:

Dear whoever you are,

You need to give Myrtle a job because she's brilliant, and I have a lot of formidable women, and even more formidable gerbils, willing to back me up on this.

You’ll definitely regret it if you don’t. We will be VERY disappointed. And you really don’t want to see us when we’re disappointed.

Yours sincerely,

Magpie (for and on behalf of The Bluestocking)

Nailed it

Magpiecomplex · 15/08/2026 21:59

There's a Common White Wave keeping the younger Magpie company. Rather handsome little moth!

The Bluestocking Women's Pub, in which we wait excitedly for the next instalment of Gosie's adventures. Gosie, Glass and the Gerbils' Dilemma.
ErrolTheDragon · 15/08/2026 22:02

Magpiecomplex · 15/08/2026 21:59

There's a Common White Wave keeping the younger Magpie company. Rather handsome little moth!

wow, that’s lovely.

PastaAllaNorma · 15/08/2026 22:09

Magpiecomplex · 15/08/2026 21:25

Good point. Ok, second draft goes:

Dear whoever you are,

You need to give Myrtle a job because she's brilliant, and I have a lot of formidable women, and even more formidable gerbils, willing to back me up on this.

You’ll definitely regret it if you don’t. We will be VERY disappointed. And you really don’t want to see us when we’re disappointed.

Yours sincerely,

Magpie (for and on behalf of The Bluestocking)

And a very capable cabybara

PastaAllaNorma · 15/08/2026 22:12

Magpiecomplex · 15/08/2026 21:59

There's a Common White Wave keeping the younger Magpie company. Rather handsome little moth!

I had a Willow Beauty in my room yesterday - more muted but very pretty

The Bluestocking Women's Pub, in which we wait excitedly for the next instalment of Gosie's adventures. Gosie, Glass and the Gerbils' Dilemma.
MarieDeGournay · 15/08/2026 22:12

And a wraith-like wombat who will haunt them if they don't give Myrtle the job.

MarieDeGournay · 15/08/2026 22:16

Thank you for the beautiful moth photos.

We are so lucky - we get wonderful nature writing by Edith, gripping adventure writing by Myrtle with a little assistance from AI, and frequent beautiful photos of moths and birds and butterflies and of course cats..Smile

Magpiecomplex · 15/08/2026 22:17

MarieDeGournay · 15/08/2026 22:16

Thank you for the beautiful moth photos.

We are so lucky - we get wonderful nature writing by Edith, gripping adventure writing by Myrtle with a little assistance from AI, and frequent beautiful photos of moths and birds and butterflies and of course cats..Smile

And tractors!

MarieDeGournay · 15/08/2026 22:20

Chickadeeinme · 15/08/2026 02:38

@MarieDeGournay love The Windhover! Actually I love most of Hopkins, despite being an unrepentant Quaker atheist who is not likely to follow in his spiritual footsteps. But his language is so beautiful and strange in the best possible way. When my first husband died, and I couldn't read anything but poetry and very short things for a while, it was the book of his poems that lived on my bedside table.

That's so lovely, Chic - the power of poetry to understand and heal and express our deepest hurts and happinesses..

And just think: you have that power too, one of your poems may touch and console someone when they are in sorrow.💙

Magpiecomplex · 15/08/2026 22:20

PastaAllaNorma · 15/08/2026 22:12

I had a Willow Beauty in my room yesterday - more muted but very pretty

Lovely! I think that might be a boy moth - feathery antennae. IANAE though (I am not an entomologist).

EdithStourton · 15/08/2026 22:25

Off I trundled with B&B this afternoon, to our favourite permission: Hare Valley.

We poked about for a bit down at the bottom along the grassy margin between stubble and stream and disturbed a buzzard, which took off squawking behind the trees. I thought it looked on the small side, and then another buzzard appeared. It can be hard to keep in your mind's eye just how big adult buzzards are, and then you see one, and it's absolutely massive, and there's no doubt that the one you just saw was only half-grown. This adult flew out over the field in a semi-circle. I felt quite sure that we were under scrutiny, before it headed off down the valley, following its complaining offspring. I get the feeling that buzzards are no more keen on dogs than are jackdaws and seagulls.

After that it was hares. The wind was managing to bring the smell of large piles of chicken shit down the hill from the road to our left - 'tis the season of carting muck - even though it was blowing from behind us. I took it as a lesson to explain how the dogs sometimes pick up the scent of things that the wind direction indicates that they shouldn't, and tried to ignore the pong.

The smell of the three of us clearly got through the chicken shit, as Brains managed to get three hares moving just by standing still on a rise on the edge of the first meadow. We saw several others during the walk, and the last one was enormous. It ran a long way in full view, and was the same rust colour as the beautiful leveret of a couple of weeks ago, but I doubt it was her - I don't think a hare can grow that much in a little over a fortnight. The final tally was seven or eight - I was trying not to double count, but it can impossible to know for sure. And B&B were very good. Brains did start to chase a leveret that got up practically under her front feet, but I bellowed at her and she stopped.

Other than that, Brains disturbed a little flock of little birds, black against the sky. I thought they were perhaps goldfinches, but Merlin informed me they were linnets. Batshit just footled about and managed not to do anything stupid - in fact, she and Brains worked a very nice point and flush of a partridge in a hedge, and Batshit managed to behave with the appropriate decorum afterwards, rather than frantically trying to find out where the partridge had been for the previous half an hour of its life, or boinging about like an idiot. She seems to be finally learning from Brains that the previous half an hour is irrelevant, and that the idiot-boinging is just undignified.

As if to make up for this, when she got home she ate her dinner and then ran widdershins around the garden as if playing wall of death, before changing her mind and running back the other way.

Brains opted to ignore to this - she went and had a lie down.

EdithStourton · 15/08/2026 22:28

And Myrtle, good luck for this application.

Magpiecomplex · 15/08/2026 22:29

I adore Batshit! Brains clearly has it all figured out, and would be a criminal mastermind if she wasn't humouring you, Edith.

Chickadeeinme · 15/08/2026 23:12

Batshit and Brains are very entertaining :-)

MyrtleLion · 16/08/2026 00:37

I have a finished chapter for Monday!

Hopefully I can finish Tuesday's tomorrow and write another and then I'm three ahead.

I have some time once I have submitted the application. Wednesday and Thursday are busy - reviewing my medication on Wednesday then dashing off to That London in the car to the hospital to check my lymphoedema. it is honestly quicker than public transport because the hospital is so far away, then an online meeting on Thursday and hosting an event for the committee I'm on in the evening.

AsWithGlad · 16/08/2026 00:47

Hurray! I can read Sunday’s on Sunday now, knowing there’s another to come 😀

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RumNotRun · 16/08/2026 01:22

My nephew phoned me yesterday which was v unexpected. We hardly ever speak on the phone, although we are very close. Anyway, he knows of my love of corvids and recommended a documentary called What Ravens Do, which is on YouTube. I watched it tonight, it was very interesting with plenty of other wildlife to be seen. I recommend it to any corvid fans.

EdithStourton · 16/08/2026 09:24

I've been listening to a dog training podcast where they're looking at the idea that dogs tend to display character traits similar to their owners. The two blokes who do the pod are hypothesising that this is because owners see their own traits in the dog, understand them and either don't train away from them or subtly encourage them.

I think they might be on to something.
Brains: if she wants something enough, is very difficult to deter; always up for chatting to strangers
Batshit: wildly distractible; likes places with no one else around except people she knows

As for the criminal mastermind element, I have often thought that Brains in human form would be a bit of a nightmare.
Not sure what that says about me, with the shared traits n'all.
Though she would be a fabulous politician, and I'd be a disaster.

Thanks for the recommendation, @RumNotRun
I have a knitting project underway at the moment, which means I'm watching stuff rather than just listening to it.

Edited for a typo.

AnonyMumAuDHD · 16/08/2026 09:37

Woke up to grey, coolness. Cloudy with the chance of meatballs at last!!

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