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The Bluestocking Women's Pub, in which we wait excitedly for the next instalment of Gosie's adventures. Gosie, Glass and the Gerbils' Dilemma.

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AsWithGlad · 10/08/2026 14:37

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Welcome to The Bluestocking, the best (perhaps only) online women's pub. Nothing in the food or drink can harm you, everything is served by a very enthusiastic crew of gerbils, and any curious menfolk are welcome at the Staunch Ally down the road.

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Magpiecomplex · 14/08/2026 21:05

Oh, the old "I didn't copy and paste I typed it out verbatim instead and therefore it isn't plagiarism" excuse. Heard that before...

DeanElderberry · 14/08/2026 21:08

MarieDeGournay · 14/08/2026 20:50

Did somebody say Christmas hats? Not that this is a Christmas hat, it's Harriet's beloved red-and-white-wear-anytime hat?
[for newcomers: could YOU tell that little face that you should only wear Christmas hats at Christmas?😟]

It's her Cork colours hat, she's been holding out for the camogie final, she's a happy happy happy little rat now. But possibly a bit hot.

EdithStourton · 14/08/2026 22:00

To refer back to Pratchett, one of my favourite characters is the Luggage. I haven't read any for ages, but we have the collected works lying around the house in various stages of disrepair.

I took B&B for a short walk this afternoon. It was 32C, so I would have been told off on the Doghouse for not keeping them in a darkened room with a fan, but they are slim and fit and acclimatised to the weather, so a 50% shady and fairly breezy 30-35 minutes was absolutely fine.

We came through trees onto the long drift that has a wonderful view across what I've previously described as looking like a landscape from a Ladybird book: crops, pasture, woodland, glints of water, grazing horses, hedges, curving tracks, distant houses, closer barns, a tractor raising a cloud of dust, all in a big semi-circular sweep. As I stood there admiring it, and appreciating the stiff breeze, a buzzard - I think a young one from its size - got up calling slightly forlornly from the copse. It didn't look particularly confident or capable as it got airborne over the hedge, and it shortly stopped squawking, perhaps to allow it to concentrate.

I watched as it angled itself to glide directly across the wind, sliding through the air at a slightly upwards angle. It then shifted to face the wind and hung for a few moment like a kestrel, before turning and letting the wind blow it along. Then a few lazy flaps of its wings, and another slide through the air, and another turn-and-hang. I watched it until it was hard to see against the trees along the road, and wondered if it was the one I saw having its flying lesson a few weeks ago.

The other young animals all seem to be growing up, though there was a panicked little rabbit on the lane the other evening as I drove home. I slowed right down to give it a chance to work out where to go, and it regained the verge still in one piece.

The pigeons are still madly shagging. A pair were at it in a churchyard tree this evening. No shame. None.

RumNotRun · 14/08/2026 22:06

MyrtleLion · 14/08/2026 19:12

We have about seven. Two each from our homes when we moved in together and then the three we've bought since, one quite posh one and two to replace the others we couldn't find. 😂

You can never have too many bottle openers. What if you need to open a bottle and you can't find an opener! 😩

What happens is you Google how to open wine without a corkscrew, jam a screwdriver into the cork a little too hard which cause red wine to explode all up your lovely teal walls, far too high for you be to reach to clean it off. Apparently.

NotAtMyAge · 14/08/2026 22:11

EdithStourton · 14/08/2026 22:00

To refer back to Pratchett, one of my favourite characters is the Luggage. I haven't read any for ages, but we have the collected works lying around the house in various stages of disrepair.

I took B&B for a short walk this afternoon. It was 32C, so I would have been told off on the Doghouse for not keeping them in a darkened room with a fan, but they are slim and fit and acclimatised to the weather, so a 50% shady and fairly breezy 30-35 minutes was absolutely fine.

We came through trees onto the long drift that has a wonderful view across what I've previously described as looking like a landscape from a Ladybird book: crops, pasture, woodland, glints of water, grazing horses, hedges, curving tracks, distant houses, closer barns, a tractor raising a cloud of dust, all in a big semi-circular sweep. As I stood there admiring it, and appreciating the stiff breeze, a buzzard - I think a young one from its size - got up calling slightly forlornly from the copse. It didn't look particularly confident or capable as it got airborne over the hedge, and it shortly stopped squawking, perhaps to allow it to concentrate.

I watched as it angled itself to glide directly across the wind, sliding through the air at a slightly upwards angle. It then shifted to face the wind and hung for a few moment like a kestrel, before turning and letting the wind blow it along. Then a few lazy flaps of its wings, and another slide through the air, and another turn-and-hang. I watched it until it was hard to see against the trees along the road, and wondered if it was the one I saw having its flying lesson a few weeks ago.

The other young animals all seem to be growing up, though there was a panicked little rabbit on the lane the other evening as I drove home. I slowed right down to give it a chance to work out where to go, and it regained the verge still in one piece.

The pigeons are still madly shagging. A pair were at it in a churchyard tree this evening. No shame. None.

Oh, Edith, I do love your nature walks with Brains and Batshit. 💚

KnottyAuty · 14/08/2026 22:48

Bumping past the visitor’s 2010 zombie threads…

EdithStourton · 14/08/2026 22:50

NotAtMyAge · 14/08/2026 22:11

Oh, Edith, I do love your nature walks with Brains and Batshit. 💚

I always worry about boring you all. I could wax lyrical about the countryside for hours.

Magpiecomplex · 14/08/2026 22:53

EdithStourton · 14/08/2026 22:00

To refer back to Pratchett, one of my favourite characters is the Luggage. I haven't read any for ages, but we have the collected works lying around the house in various stages of disrepair.

I took B&B for a short walk this afternoon. It was 32C, so I would have been told off on the Doghouse for not keeping them in a darkened room with a fan, but they are slim and fit and acclimatised to the weather, so a 50% shady and fairly breezy 30-35 minutes was absolutely fine.

We came through trees onto the long drift that has a wonderful view across what I've previously described as looking like a landscape from a Ladybird book: crops, pasture, woodland, glints of water, grazing horses, hedges, curving tracks, distant houses, closer barns, a tractor raising a cloud of dust, all in a big semi-circular sweep. As I stood there admiring it, and appreciating the stiff breeze, a buzzard - I think a young one from its size - got up calling slightly forlornly from the copse. It didn't look particularly confident or capable as it got airborne over the hedge, and it shortly stopped squawking, perhaps to allow it to concentrate.

I watched as it angled itself to glide directly across the wind, sliding through the air at a slightly upwards angle. It then shifted to face the wind and hung for a few moment like a kestrel, before turning and letting the wind blow it along. Then a few lazy flaps of its wings, and another slide through the air, and another turn-and-hang. I watched it until it was hard to see against the trees along the road, and wondered if it was the one I saw having its flying lesson a few weeks ago.

The other young animals all seem to be growing up, though there was a panicked little rabbit on the lane the other evening as I drove home. I slowed right down to give it a chance to work out where to go, and it regained the verge still in one piece.

The pigeons are still madly shagging. A pair were at it in a churchyard tree this evening. No shame. None.

We've got collared doves trying to nest on the Sky dish at the moment. As you say, totally shameless.

NotAtMyAge · 14/08/2026 22:59

EdithStourton · 14/08/2026 22:50

I always worry about boring you all. I could wax lyrical about the countryside for hours.

I can only speak for myself, but you could never bore me with them. Indeed I look forward to them, as country walks aren't something I can do for myself very easily nowadays with my bad knee. You paint such a vivid picture with your descriptions that I feel like I'm seeing it all through your eyes.

MarieDeGournay · 14/08/2026 23:11

EdithStourton · 14/08/2026 22:50

I always worry about boring you all. I could wax lyrical about the countryside for hours.

Oh no quite the opposite, Edith! you write beautifully and share what you see and what you so obviously love with us, and it's wonderful to read.
Please please keep waxing lyrical, keep writing, keep posting, and please bring it all together and have it publishedSmile💚
Your description of the buzzard inevitably reminded me of Hopkin's Windhover
I caught this morning morning's minion, kingdom
of daylight's dauphin, dapple-dawn-drawn Falcon, in
his riding
Of the rolling level underneath him steady air, and striding
High there, how he rung upon the rein of a wimpling wing
In his ecstasy! then off, off forth on swing,
As a skate's heel sweeps smooth on a bow-bend: the hurl
and gliding
Rebuffed the big wind. My heart in hiding
Stirred for a bird, - the achieve of, the mastery of the thing!

ErrolTheDragon · 14/08/2026 23:33

I also enjoy the nature notes.
Less keen on nature in the Wrong Place - I had to evict a small beetle from inside my skirt this evening.

inkymoose · 14/08/2026 23:49

ErrolTheDragon · 14/08/2026 23:33

I also enjoy the nature notes.
Less keen on nature in the Wrong Place - I had to evict a small beetle from inside my skirt this evening.

Nature in the Wrong Place is all too common ... although my definition of the Wrong Place may be a little restrictive. Waited rather nervously for a browsing wasp to clear off away from the scent of blackberry juice on my hand earlier today ... I'd picked a few blackberries and hadn't carefully cleaned off any juice ... then I saw a tiny black fly, sitting on the outdoor table nearby, and rather than automatically squashing it or brushing it away, I watched it for a while and saw that it was cleaning its wings with its tiny feet ... later there was a shield bug sitting on the window frame, on the inside of the window, which reminded me I saw a green shield bug on a sheet hanging on the washing line a couple of weeks ago, just sitting, apparently, and when it went there was a small green mosaic under where it had been ... eggs, minuscule alien things embedded in the cotton, bright green and precisely formed.

MyrtleLion · 14/08/2026 23:49

Love the Nature Notes!

I have learned so much and I am in awe of your buzzard recognition. And I love hearing about Brains and Batshit.

inkymoose · 15/08/2026 00:29

MarieDeGournay · 14/08/2026 23:11

Oh no quite the opposite, Edith! you write beautifully and share what you see and what you so obviously love with us, and it's wonderful to read.
Please please keep waxing lyrical, keep writing, keep posting, and please bring it all together and have it publishedSmile💚
Your description of the buzzard inevitably reminded me of Hopkin's Windhover
I caught this morning morning's minion, kingdom
of daylight's dauphin, dapple-dawn-drawn Falcon, in
his riding
Of the rolling level underneath him steady air, and striding
High there, how he rung upon the rein of a wimpling wing
In his ecstasy! then off, off forth on swing,
As a skate's heel sweeps smooth on a bow-bend: the hurl
and gliding
Rebuffed the big wind. My heart in hiding
Stirred for a bird, - the achieve of, the mastery of the thing!

Beautiful.

Thank you, Marie.

Chickadeeinme · 15/08/2026 02:38

@MarieDeGournay love The Windhover! Actually I love most of Hopkins, despite being an unrepentant Quaker atheist who is not likely to follow in his spiritual footsteps. But his language is so beautiful and strange in the best possible way. When my first husband died, and I couldn't read anything but poetry and very short things for a while, it was the book of his poems that lived on my bedside table.

EmpressaurusKitty · 15/08/2026 03:55

I love the nature notes too.

PastaAllaNorma · 15/08/2026 04:32

Another one who loves the nature notes and also the poetry.

EdithStourton · 15/08/2026 10:13

I love Hopkins - far and away my favourite poet. I know that verse Marie shared pretty much by heart.

I've never got the whole way through The Wreck of the Deutschland, but the first verse gets me every time:
Thou, mastering me
God! giver of breath and bread;
World's strand, sway of the sea;
Lord of living and dead;
Thou hast bound bones & veins in me, fastened me flesh,
And after it almost unmade, what with dread,
Thy doing: and dost thou touch me afresh?
Over again I feel thy finger and find thee.

I did check that to Google, but I know it pretty much by heart too. I'm eternally grateful to the friend who put his work in front of me, open at Pied Beauty, and said, 'Read this.' I was 14 or 15 at the time, and Hopkins has come along with me ever since.

It's lovely that so many of you enjoy the nature notes, so I'll keep writing them. I'm going down to Hare Valley this afternoon, and will report back.

Boiledbeetle · 15/08/2026 10:13

It's chilly and overcast!

YAY

EmpressaurusKitty · 15/08/2026 10:16

Boiledbeetle · 15/08/2026 10:13

It's chilly and overcast!

YAY

Still hot & sunny in London!

Boiledbeetle · 15/08/2026 10:23

EmpressaurusKitty · 15/08/2026 10:16

Still hot & sunny in London!

Deepest Darkest Peru has more tree cover!

Magpiecomplex · 15/08/2026 10:23

EmpressaurusKitty · 15/08/2026 10:16

Still hot & sunny in London!

Still hot and sunny in Kent too.

Magpiecomplex · 15/08/2026 10:24

Boiledbeetle · 15/08/2026 10:23

Deepest Darkest Peru has more tree cover!

You can go off people sometimes... Wink

MyrtleLion · 15/08/2026 10:29

The blinds are open for the first time in over a week. 24 degrees and overcast.

EdithStourton · 15/08/2026 10:39

It started cloudy and cool here, but the sun is now out.

A friend of mine, daughter of a farmer, wife of a farmer, was saying that her old dad used to predict that it would rain two days after a decent amount of cloud cover, 'and he didn't tend to be far wrong', so she's expecting rain this weekend after some cloud the other day

Fingers crossed. I'm about to go out, so will hang my washing first...

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