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Feminism: Sex and gender discussions

The Gerbil World Cup at the Bluestocking!

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Magpiecomplex · 14/06/2026 15:00

New thread.

No pushing at the back, please, we have plenty of scones and kilts for everyone.

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SDTGisAnEvilWolefGenius · 21/06/2026 14:16

We are watching the Men’s Final at Queens - it isn’t as hot up here as it is dahn Sarf, but it is still too hot to take to dogs out u til the evening. Do took them out this morning, very early, and had them playing in and out of the Clyde - the tide was out, so it was very muddy, and they had an amazing time. They are both fast asleep now!

AngleofRepose · 21/06/2026 15:04

<a gullible idiot, shamefully redfaced walks up to the bar>

Iced coffee please. To go.

(I'll be outside in the beer garden, under a tree, contemplating my embarrassment).

Magpiecomplex · 21/06/2026 15:06

If it helps, I made the same mistake, Angle!

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EmpressaurusKitty · 21/06/2026 15:10

What am I missing?

AngleofRepose · 21/06/2026 15:13

EmpressaurusKitty · 21/06/2026 15:10

What am I missing?

I thought the poster who had bought a car from the Sisters of Mercy had bought it from the band.
Not the actual Sisters of Mercy.

<<sigh>
I was momentarily awestruck, like a FanGirl idiot...

Maybe I do have a fever!

EmpressaurusKitty · 21/06/2026 15:14

Gerbils, a long cold drink for @AngleofRepose!

ErrolTheDragon · 21/06/2026 15:24

DeanElderberry · 21/06/2026 12:00

A foolish consistency is the hobgoblin of little minds.

🐈🐈

Edited

In my early career we had a folder containing the company coding standards/APIs which had a version of that on the cover. And also ‘Standards? Yeah, we love them, got lots of them.’😂

Magpiecomplex · 21/06/2026 15:42

ErrolTheDragon · 21/06/2026 15:24

In my early career we had a folder containing the company coding standards/APIs which had a version of that on the cover. And also ‘Standards? Yeah, we love them, got lots of them.’😂

Going back through old shared drives and Teams at work, there's an awful lot of folders named Infernal Verification.

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MyrtleLion · 21/06/2026 17:43

The problem with the sticker album, it turned out, was Belgium. Not Belgium specifically. Belgium had submitted their squad list promptly, in alphabetical order, with a covering note that Griselda had described as exemplary and pinned to the noticeboard with a medium-sized pin. Belgium were not the problem.

The problem was that whoever had designed the album template, and there was some disagreement about whether this counted as Greta’s responsibility or simply one of Greta’s consequences, had given Belgium seventeen spaces and Belgium had twenty-three players.

“We could make the stickers smaller,” said Gwendoline.

“We cannot make the stickers smaller,” said Griselda.

“Six smaller stickers—”

“The album has a specification.”

“You wrote the specification this morning.”

“It has always had a specification,” said Griselda, in a tone that closed the matter.

Greta was looking at the ceiling. This was either deep thought or the beginning of something that would need managing. With Greta it was generally both. “Belgium,” she said, “could leave six players off.”

“You can’t tell Belgium to leave six players off,” said Gwendoline.

“I’m not telling them. I’m creating the conditions in which they arrive at that conclusion independently.”

Gertrude looked up from the seeds ledger, which she had not actually been reading. “How?”

Greta smoothed the paper. “We send them a very supportive letter.”

https://myrtlelion.substack.com/p/belgium

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AngleofRepose · 21/06/2026 19:26

I love their little cardigans!

MyrtleLion · 21/06/2026 19:27

AngleofRepose · 21/06/2026 19:26

I love their little cardigans!

Apparently it’s a bit chilly in the Bluestocking.

AngleofRepose · 21/06/2026 19:32

Greta smoothed the paper.

I normally worry when Greta starts smoothing paper. She has the most "interesting " ideas...

SDTGisAnEvilWolefGenius · 21/06/2026 19:40

I did hear that one Monsieur Poirot is playing on the wing for Belgium. Maybe he can solve the album dilemma?

SDTGisAnEvilWolefGenius · 21/06/2026 19:41

M Poirot.

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Magpiecomplex · 21/06/2026 19:43

SDTGisAnEvilWolefGenius · 21/06/2026 19:41

M Poirot.

With ze leetle grey cells. I wouldn't want to offend his dignity by calling him adorable, but he is!

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AngleofRepose · 21/06/2026 19:54

Magpiecomplex · 21/06/2026 19:43

With ze leetle grey cells. I wouldn't want to offend his dignity by calling him adorable, but he is!

Or creepy, in an adorable kind of way...?

Chersfrozenface · 21/06/2026 20:30

Surely it's M Poireau?

AsWithGlad · 21/06/2026 21:27

Chersfrozenface · 21/06/2026 20:30

Surely it's M Poireau?

Mr Leek?

I've watching the Miss Marple repeats on ITV3. Sometimes she's played by Julia Mackenzie and sometimes Geraldine McEwan. The programmes are of a very high standard, I think, with plenty of very well-known actors in the other roles. Restful TV, despite featuring a lot of murders.

Please do not mention this to the gerbils. They might not fully understand, and we value every one.

EmpressaurusKitty · 21/06/2026 21:33

Yes, we don’t want them to get ideas about how to cut down the Belgian football team.

My favourite Miss Marple was Joan Hickson. We lived in the same village when I was a child, & occasionally saw her around the shops - she was very similar in real life.

DauntlessDamson · 21/06/2026 21:41

The sleep and dream gerbils send their apologies for not being able to get to everyone recently. They only work in full darkness, which is fine in the winter, but more difficult at this time of year as it limits the time they are available.

So, in order to lull the Bluestocking members into a calm state ready for sleep, they have decided to put on a tableau inspired by the Shakespeare play:

'A Midsummer Night's Dream Gerbil'

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AsWithGlad · 21/06/2026 21:42

Joan Hickson was very good, too.

I don't know which Miss Marple it was, but there was a series on BBC 1 at peak times years ago. In every episode the most famous actor was the murderer.

AsWithGlad · 21/06/2026 21:44

AsWithGlad · 21/06/2026 21:42

Joan Hickson was very good, too.

I don't know which Miss Marple it was, but there was a series on BBC 1 at peak times years ago. In every episode the most famous actor was the murderer.

On reflection, it would be less obvious now. It would be the most famous actor when the show was filmed who did it, and that will probably have changed.

SionnachRuadh · 21/06/2026 22:06

That always confused me a bit with American detective shows like Columbo.

Eventually I figured out that if Alan Alda is in the episode, he's the killer. Americans of a certain age find it impossible to see Alan Alda as anything other than a nice guy, no matter how awful his character is. (For Brits the equivalent would probably be Michael Palin)

ErrolTheDragon · 21/06/2026 22:09

AsWithGlad · 21/06/2026 21:42

Joan Hickson was very good, too.

I don't know which Miss Marple it was, but there was a series on BBC 1 at peak times years ago. In every episode the most famous actor was the murderer.

That’s quite often the case isn’t it? Midsomer Murders would often have a well known actor pootling around for most of the show as the ‘least likely person’, waiting for the dramatic denouement.

MyrtleLion · 21/06/2026 22:19

We have a theory that it’s a minor character we meet in the first 20 minutes. Extra points if the minor character is played by someone relatively well-known.

It is almost always true. And we love it when we spot it.