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The Bluestocking Pub: Infinite Cocktails, Questionable Logistics

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MyrtleLion · 16/05/2026 19:56

Welcome to the nth iteration of the Bluestocking women’s pub, where gerbils are staff, the drinks are free, and alcohol has no effect except to get you to the sweet spot just before the drink you really shouldn’t have had.

Men can go to the Staunch Ally next door.

It’s OK if you don’t understand. Just assume everything is normal.

Previous thread is here:

https://www.mumsnet.com/talk/womens_rights/5523989-bluestocking-womens-pub-its-maytime

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AsWithGlad · 26/05/2026 22:29

I do love the way the gerbils are hiding the eyes of the two people at the front. I’d missed that at first glance.

Perhaps the gerbils want to spare them the sight of the antenna-torture.

ErrolTheDragon · 26/05/2026 22:30

Boiledbeetle · 26/05/2026 22:15

Evening all.

It's still too hot, even after a very cool shower.

I also can't shake myself of the feeling I've forgotten something.

A fan or two?

AsWithGlad · 26/05/2026 22:38

I don’t know if The Bluestocking /Dreadnork dwellers are familiar with the work of Jess de Wahls. She has just posted about a piece of hand embroidery she has done. It’s amazing.

A Thousand Little Pricks’ isn’t just an enormous hand embroidery but my pièce de résistance. A stunning collection of some of the idiotic messages I’ve personally received, as well as some gender ideologues’ noteworthy, ridiculous statements, complimented by witty medieval-inspired cock illustrations.

Link here. If you don’t like clicking on links, go to jessdewahls.com and then type well-this-is-problematic-work-in-progress-blog/2026/5/26/a-thousand-little-pricks

'A Thousand Little Pricks' — JESS DE WAHLS

I’m thrilled to share with you the completion of the exhibition’s most monumental, detailed and magnificent artwork, the largest piece I have ever stitched to date!

https://www.jessdewahls.com/well-this-is-problematic-work-in-progress-blog/2026/5/26/a-thousand-little-pricks

MyrtleLion · 26/05/2026 22:39

Swashbuckled · 26/05/2026 20:24

I can’t answer you @AngleofRepose

In my defence, I missed the Early Gosie Chronicles. I’m not even sure why we’re chasing the sailing ship given we have Gosie back but I’m just assuming that we need to. I’m guessing they’re baddies because they took Gosie. But perhaps there’s more to it.

This is why I started a Substack so it’s all in one place.

Background to the Bluestocking

About Gosie

First story on Substack.
Northbound By Narrowboat

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MyrtleLion · 26/05/2026 22:43

Swashbuckled · 26/05/2026 20:53

@MyrtleLion

Where is Fuzzy right now? I fear she’s in Puffin Limbo.

Fuzzy is in Plymouth. She leaves clues and when Gosie gets to the location indicated by the clue, there is another clue. There is a reason for this. We will find out.

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MyrtleLion · 26/05/2026 22:48

I will post the next episode in the morning and then I’m out all day so there may be another episode or not in the evening…

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MarieDeGournay · 26/05/2026 23:39

AsWithGlad · 26/05/2026 22:28

I’m not sure about the positioning of your hair towel. Is it crushing your antenna on the side away from the camera?

'What's that? What did you say? Sorry, I can't hear you AsWith - the hair towel is crushing my antenna on the side away from the camera!'😁

DeanElderberry · 27/05/2026 07:49

seen on Twitter (it was posted a while back)

'Dandelions,' was painted by the Danish artist Bertha Wegmann around 1910. It wasn't an arbitrary choice of a plant to paint: the dandelion was used to promote the women’s liberation movement in Scandinavia because of its capacity for uncontrolled, strong-willed growth.

from https://x.com/ahistoryinart/status/2054183975988470139

I've always liked them.

Richard Morris (@ahistoryinart) on X

'Dandelions,' was painted by the Danish artist Bertha Wegmann around 1910. It wasn't an arbitrary choice of a plant to paint: the dandelion was used to promote the women’s liberation movement in Scandinavia because of its capacity for uncontrolled, str...

https://x.com/ahistoryinart/status/2054183975988470139

DeanElderberry · 27/05/2026 07:54

My 'wildflower' patch is pleasing at the moment, the wild arums and dandelions have gone over, but three wild geraniums, Herb Robert, Shining cranesbill and Geranium dissectum, with distinctive leaf shapes but flowers of the same distinctive bright pink, have come into their own, enhanced yesterday by a couple of Bullfinches fossicking through them in search of seeds.

FuzzyPuffling · 27/05/2026 08:09

AsWithGlad · 26/05/2026 22:38

I don’t know if The Bluestocking /Dreadnork dwellers are familiar with the work of Jess de Wahls. She has just posted about a piece of hand embroidery she has done. It’s amazing.

A Thousand Little Pricks’ isn’t just an enormous hand embroidery but my pièce de résistance. A stunning collection of some of the idiotic messages I’ve personally received, as well as some gender ideologues’ noteworthy, ridiculous statements, complimented by witty medieval-inspired cock illustrations.

Link here. If you don’t like clicking on links, go to jessdewahls.com and then type well-this-is-problematic-work-in-progress-blog/2026/5/26/a-thousand-little-pricks

This is great...Thank-you!
I especially like the little flying piggies...very Bluestocking.

AngleofRepose · 27/05/2026 08:11

Bore da! It is considerably cooler this morning than it was yesterday morning, with a brisk northeasterly. But will be hot again later

My wild patch is quite overgrown at the moment, with Herb Robert, thistles, Welsh poppies, thyme, foxgloves, violets, dandelions, and lots of long grass (haven't had a chance to weed for a while). All backed by a magnificent Rambling Rosie rambler, covered in bees this morning! And the long grass helps all the Oak Bush Crickets hide.

That dandelion painting is really pretty. I love the sentiment of strong, immovable roots and irresistible encroachment!

Gerbils, is there any coffee or are you still planning? Never mind, I can make it myself, and I'll just have a leftover cinnamon roll from yesterday's baking. That sofa bed last night was not comfy.

EmpressaurusKitty · 27/05/2026 08:20

I have a print of Jess de Wahls’s Big Swinging Ovaries on my wall.

The Bluestocking Pub: Infinite Cocktails, Questionable Logistics
AngleofRepose · 27/05/2026 08:47

EmpressaurusKitty · 27/05/2026 08:20

I have a print of Jess de Wahls’s Big Swinging Ovaries on my wall.

I really like that. I wonder what physiological reason there was for the female reproductive system to develop into that shape. I just looked up Jess de Wahl, and at first I read that she was 83, and born in East Germany in 1943 😂 (it's actually the other way around)

Must try to get better sleep tonight!

DeanElderberry · 27/05/2026 09:05

Thunderstorms due at some stage and in some places today, which will make the temperature drop and the humidity skyrocket, so not an overall win,

MyrtleLion · 27/05/2026 09:25

At four in the morning, the Atlantic finally stopped trying to kill them personally.

The Dreadnork still rolled unpleasantly through the swell, but the screaming gale had dropped away into dripping canvas, exhausted creaking timbers, and an entirely new kind of dread - total silence. The deck smelled strongly of wet rope, salt water, and spilled tea.

Octavia leaned against the rail, rubbing salt from her eyes, thoroughly reassessing her previous, lifelong confidence in the concept of “remaining alive.”

High above her in the shrouds, @AuntieMsDamsonCrumble was supervising emergency sail adjustments with the calm authority of someone born disappointed in other people’s knotwork.

“No, tighter than that!” she shouted downward into the gloom. “This is an ocean, not decorative string!”

Near the stern, Hedgehog and @RandomHypatia had colonised the chart table beneath a swinging lantern, while several bedraggled gerbils conducted an emergency triage of their navigation equipment.

“The sextant is recoverable,” RandomHypatia muttered. “The chronometer is recoverable.”

One of the gerbils held up a dripping, disintegrated fragment of laminated paper with the careful grief usually associated with small funerals.

“But the constellation reference guide...” RandomHypatia continued, “...is now describing entirely new stars.” She pointed upward into the heavy, clouded darkness. “We need one clear patch of sky. Without it, we are blind.”

At that moment, @ChristmasStars emerged from the companionway. She didn’t make a sound. She simply materialised, stepping onto the edge of the table as if she had always been a part of the woodwork. Nobody had realised she was aboard.

ChristmasStars ignored everyone. She walked across the map of the Atlantic Ocean, her dark paws leaving faint watermarks over the shipping lanes. Then she stopped. For several seconds, she studied the ink-lines with a profound, heavy concern for the state of modern navigation.

Then, with slow, deliberate grace, she turned in a tight circle and settled facing north-west, straight towards Maine.

RandomHypatia stopped speaking mid-sentence. @Swashbuckled leaned forward, her face lighting up with a sudden, reckless delight.

High above the rigging, the thick underbelly of the storm-clouds shifted. Only briefly. A narrow fracture opened in the dark, and the cold, diamond bite of the northern sky pierced through. RandomHypatia glanced upward automatically, tracking the sudden light.

Then she looked down at the cat.

In the dim, amber light, ChristmasStars’ black fur seemed to swallow the room, and then it began to burn. Tiny, dust-fine points of gold shimmered along her flanks.

RandomHypatia’s breath hitched. Her eyes flicked between the sky and the fur.
There, curved across the cat’s left flank, was the unmistakable W of Cassiopeia. Orion stretched tight along her ribs, his belt gleaming in three perfect, golden pinpricks. And right at the crest of the cat’s shoulder, burning with a steady, quiet ferocity, was Polaris.

The cat examined the wet chart beneath her paws, where the golden point of her shoulder cast a faint, warm shadow.

A long, heavy silence settled over the deck, punctuated only by the creak of the timber.

“…good Lord,” whispered RandomHypatia, “she’s showing us the way!”

ChristmasStars blinked once, a slow, golden-eyed gesture, and tucked her paws neatly beneath her chest, pinning the map in place.

RandomHypatia snapped out of her daze and turned sharply towards the helm. “Turn! Three degrees north!” she barked.

Swashbuckled didn’t ask questions. She threw her weight into the wheel instantly. Above them, the great square sails groaned, shifting softly against the wind as The Dreadnork altered course beneath the stars.

Octavia stared at the cat, her mouth slightly open, the exhaustion forgotten.

Nobody said another word. Because unfortunately, nobody appeared entirely certain the cat was wrong.

One cluster of gerbils began drying navigational instruments with napkins while arguing fiercely about whether seawater counted as “marine damp” or “ordinary damp.” Another group appeared to be conducting an emergency census of surviving biscuits beneath an oilcloth near the mainmast. Near the stern, two more were attempting to reheat a teapot using a lantern, a saucepan and what seemed increasingly like theological reasoning.

Then Swashbuckled looked up from the helm towards the starboard rail. Her expression changed instantly. She crossed the deck in three quick strides and leaned out into the darkness beyond the hull.

“Where is the longboat?” Swashbuckled demanded, her voice cutting sharply through the quiet.

Octavia rushed to the rail beside her, her stomach dropping faster than it had during the worst of the storm’s plunges. She strained her eyes, staring out across the shifting, featureless valleys of the Atlantic.

There was nothing. Just empty, rolling black water.

Throughout the entire gruelling night, the longboat had kept pace, rising and falling on the waves just a stone’s throw from The Dreadnork’s hull. Six fiercely capable Scandinavian women had been pulling at the heavy oars, matching the galleon’s erratic rhythm through sheer, stubborn muscle, all under the sharp, unyielding command of @NotAtMyAge.

Now, the patch of ocean where they should have been was completely vacant.

“Did they capsize?” Octavia whispered, a cold spike of panic hitting her chest.

“Did the storm take them under?”

“Not with NotAtMyAgeat the tiller,” Swashbuckled muttered, her jaw clenched as she scanned the darkness. “She knows how to ride out a swell better than any of us. But if they lost sight of our timbers in the thick of the downpour...”

“Then they could be half a mile away, or five,” RandomHypatia peered out into the gloom. “But the probability of an accidental reunion is mathematically discouraging.”

“NotAtMyAge!” @JanesLittleGirl called out, having scrambled halfway down the shrouds. She cupped her hands around her mouth, throwing her voice into the empty night. “Serious Scandinavians! Can anyone hear us?!”

Only the low, heavy slosh of the Atlantic swell answered.

A devastated gerbil let out a low, tragic squeak, abandoning the soggy constellation chart entirely. “They had the pickled herring. And the extra dry socks.”

A heavy, suffocating stillness settled back over The Dreadnork. They were blind and drifting somewhere in the vast expanse of the Atlantic. They had lost their shadow, their muscle, and six of the toughest sailors they had.

They were entirely alone.

https://myrtlelion.substack.com/p/bearings

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MyrtleLion · 27/05/2026 09:28

And here is @ChristmasStars in her finery.

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Magpiecomplex · 27/05/2026 12:41

Android, if you're lurking, I've just done my toenails!

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ErrolTheDragon · 27/05/2026 12:50

I wonder if @RandomHypatiahas an Antikythera mechanism which is recoverable too?

MarieDeGournay · 27/05/2026 13:20

ChristmasStars - what a hero, a magical, galleon-saving hero!
I think I actually cheered a little bit out loud when you started glowingSmile

Every wonderful episode has a standout laugh-out-loud lines, this one was
[Damson] was supervising emergency sail adjustments with the calm authority of someone born disappointed in other people’s knotwork.
😂

AngleofRepose · 27/05/2026 13:35

Magpiecomplex · 27/05/2026 12:41

Android, if you're lurking, I've just done my toenails!

What a fantastic shade!

AngleofRepose · 27/05/2026 13:45

ErrolTheDragon · 27/05/2026 12:50

I wonder if @RandomHypatiahas an Antikythera mechanism which is recoverable too?

Ok, so now I had to look that up! And not in my dictionary... (I know, I know, time to get a new dictionary, but I don't want one that has mangled all our women's words into something "other").

Looked it up online, like any normal 21st C person would do: ancient Greek mechanical device used to calculate and display information about astronomical phenomena.

Now I want one of these. Would go nicely with my algebra studies (and a nice time waster when I'm tired of algebraic equations)

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Magpiecomplex · 27/05/2026 13:54

I would love an Antikythera mechanism on my desk. And having checked, it is possible to buy them! I might have to.

ChristmasStars · 27/05/2026 14:13

Oh my goodness! I am so proud to be so useful! Thank you @MyrtleLion and I especially love the photo of me 😍

AngleofRepose · 27/05/2026 14:33

Magpiecomplex · 27/05/2026 13:54

I would love an Antikythera mechanism on my desk. And having checked, it is possible to buy them! I might have to.

ooh, how much??!!

AngleofRepose · 27/05/2026 14:36

Actually, I did pretty nice work repairing my sewing machine. Wonder if I could build one myself?

(she says stupidly. It's the heat)

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