For those of you not on X, Lucy Hunter Blackburn has posted the following 'draft' of a proposed new Scottish Government Bill. Echoes of Jonathan Swift, who would have been good round about now.
Women (National Resource) (Scotland) Bill
[DRAFT]
An Act of the Scottish Parliament to exploit the value of the female half of the population and something about dogs, just to justify spending any time on it
1.Relevant purposes
(1) A woman may be treated as a resource for the following purposes
(a) The performance of a sexual act for payment
(b) Alleviating mental distress in men with the protected characteristic of gender reassignment in prisons
(c) Providing psychological support to men with the protected characteristic of gender reassignment in settings including but not limited to
(i) prisons
(ii) rape and sexual crisis violence crisis centres
(iii) domestic violence services
(iv) hospitals, including closed mental hospitals
(v) schools
(vi) sports
(d) The supply of eggs for other individuals using assisted reproductive technology
(e) The supply of new-born babies under contract to other individuals, provided that any associated payments are described as 'expenses'
(f) The management of misbehaviour by boys in school
(g) Politically opportunistic statements about violence against women and women's financial circumstances and any other related matter
(h) Any other purposes for which Scottish Ministers may from time to time make provision by Order.
2.Dogs
Something about dogs that isn't really needed but makes a good headline.
3.Interpretation
(1) For all the purposes covered by this Act, everyone knows what a woman is, but for the avoidance of doubt, in section 1, a woman is a person defined by reference to their biological sex being female.
(2) In this section, “biological sex” means sex at birth.