What Nicola Did Next

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Writing a political thriller it seems:
https://www.thetimes.com/article/284d5d5e-1941-40a9-8af8-c600023afe46?shareToken=37afed22b37f0f4350337bcc041ef158

A murder on every page seems rather implausible. I think Nicola is exaggerating again. And would be a nightmare to read if true. You'd get to the end and have over 300 dead people and not much in the way of solving them or unmasking the murderer(s).

The article headline says "I’m looking forward to getting my revenge, says Nicola Sturgeon"

He who seeks revenge digs two graves

I'd quite like to know who is the target of this revenge. Who does she think has wronged her?

The whole of womankind!

“But if you are one of my political enemies — or frenemies — and think you got off lightly in Frankly, then this is going to be a completely different kettle of fish. There will be a murder on every page.”

So, NOT Salmond again, presumably - as he already features so heavily in Frankly that it might as well be subtitled A Big Boy Did It and Ran Away.

I wonder if the characters will be subtly disguised with names like Joanna Blueberry and JK Browning.

Somewhere in Scotland, a ghost writer feeds Jeffrey Archer novels into ChatGPT...

Is she still going. I saw her book was half price in Waterstones but I still wasn't tempted.

The whole “I’ll get my frenemies” things sounds like a mean-girl bully who never left the playground. I’m getting vibes of Blair Waldorf from Gossip Girl…

I had to search quite hard in Tesco for a copy of Frankly to put on the toilet roll shelf.

Bring it on, you pathetic wee revenge seeking 🙄arsehole.

AHVE GOT A LIST

She/her is going to travel between murder scenes in a motor home.

Scientific, biological facts and home truths have wronged her.

I see her now as one of those mad folk down the pub who shout at the sky and everyone just quietly sips their drink and turns the other way.

Anyone who genuinely bought Frankly is clearly as mad as she is.

FRANKLY DO YOU REMWMBER ME
OH HOW YOUS BROUGHT ME DOWN

That’s not all you’ve got…

Hold the front page - Nicky concocts more fiction!! JKR must be quaking in her extremely expensive boots.

It's going to be set in a Scottish care home so nobody notices at first.
Or a Scottish drug rehab.
Or a Scottish NHS Trust.

And all we know about the murderer is that they leave a purple, green and white flower at the scene and carve the initials T.E.R.F on their victims. A woman is suspected, 'cos Nicky hates females generally as we know, and the pen is her revenge.

I remember that you brought yourself down but as ever, recollections may vary.

Her life has peaked and she isn't coping well with the idea that she will never be relevant again.

As they say "it's the hope that kills you".

Basically she's desperate for attention and now no one gives a shit what she says anymore and she's not worked this out. Yet.

And here you all are, giving her it.

No click through here mate. Cos genuinely not interested in what she's saying.

Predicting the victim is called something like Aleksander Trout? Or maybe KL Bouncing?

There is a hardcore of supporters who will lap up anything by "our Nicola". Pity that demographic struggles with chapter books. Maybe she could get Mhairi Black to draw the pictures?

The irony of this being on the “feminist” board. Bitter misogynists.

There is such a thing as bad attention.