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The Bluestocking Boxing Day sale: 1 gerbil for the price of 2

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Boiledbeetle · 25/12/2025 23:37

Previous thread:

https://www.mumsnet.com/talk/womens_rights/5457910-the-bluestocking-next-stop-christmas

As the patrons, and gerbils, of The Bluestocking Pub sleep off their Christmas Day food and alcohol intake the capybaras will be getting paid double time to move the pub and contents to the new thread overnight.

All welcome, as long as you are a woman. The men have their own pub The Staunch Ally. It's just down the road, then turn left at the bridge.

You don't have to be mad to drink here but it most definitely helps.

Leave the real world behind and join us in the mayhem and surreal life of a pub staffed by gerbils. Where the food is always exactly what you ordered and the drinks don't give you a hangover the next day!

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ErrolTheDragon · 01/01/2026 00:00

Happy new year!

Bowednotbroken · 01/01/2026 00:22

Wishing everyone a happier and healthier 2026, from an occasional popper-in. Some of your stories and situations have been very sad. Hoping for better times. X

Swashbuckled · 01/01/2026 00:25

Happy New Year! 💙💙💙

FuzzyPuffling · 01/01/2026 08:06

Happy New Year lovely Bluestockingers.

I couldn't stay up, but seem to be the first here this morning. I think the gerbils will need to be on clean up duty this morning. Actually, where are the gerbils?

DeanElderberry · 01/01/2026 08:07

HAPPY NEW YEAR!

Went to bed early, got woken up by fireworks, and found that the sleep gerbils had mitched off to dance by the light of the moon. Hey Ho.

Today's job will be attending the funeral of a neighbour, pleasant chap but reclusive since Covid. He was at the funeral of another neighbour on the Monday before Christmas, prompting low-level hope that he might be starting to get out a bit more. Then he died in his sleep in St Stephen's Day. He lived with a brother, also rather shut-in. So sad.

RTE radio 1 is good this morning. People talking about wetland birds before 8, then v short news headlines, now music getting going with the Wichita lineman. Sadly the cats won't let me stay in bed much longer.

DeanElderberry · 01/01/2026 08:11

Oh, and the bird chatters are still there! And they're doing a long (pre recorded) outside bird broadcast tomorrow with more wetland birds. Birds!

BIRDS!

They're onto song thrushes now, so the tone is being slightly lowered by SEX and VIOLENCE.

ErrolTheDragon · 01/01/2026 08:34

Good morning all!

sounds like delightful radio, Dean. Have they done mallards yet?😬

Chersfrozenface · 01/01/2026 08:44

RTE radio 1 is good this morning. People talking about wetland birds before 8, then v short news headlines, now music getting going with the Wichita lineman.

The other day my Facebook feed came up with a clip from I'm Sorry I Haven't A Clue, of The Teddy Bears' Picnic sung to the tune of Wichita Lineman.

Oh, and 'morning all.

Boiledbeetle · 01/01/2026 09:02

FuzzyPuffling · 01/01/2026 08:06

Happy New Year lovely Bluestockingers.

I couldn't stay up, but seem to be the first here this morning. I think the gerbils will need to be on clean up duty this morning. Actually, where are the gerbils?

I think they are having a lie in. Except Germoleen Glottalstop and Gesundheit who have been forcing assisting me with the second of this year's resolutions

The Bluestocking Boxing Day sale: 1 gerbil for the price of 2
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EdithStourton · 01/01/2026 09:32

Morning all.
Bloody freezing this morning.

Robins are violent little buggers. I caught a glimpse of something unidentified and possibly unusual at my bird feeder the other day, but before I had a chance to decide what it was, enter local robin looking stroppy, exit other bird at speed.

OTOH corvids have a sense of humour. I had an entertaining few minutes once watching a crow teasing a buzzard.

Magpiecomplex · 01/01/2026 10:06

Good morning, and Happy New Year.

I agree, we corvids can be mischievous, Edith. And I further agree that it ain't warm...

Boily's picture made me think of a joke "How many gerbils does it take to shower a beetle?" Punchlines on a postcard please.

Anactor · 01/01/2026 10:07

Happy New Year, Bluestockingers!

(And if anyone likes Robert Galbraith, The Hallmarked Man is a New Year’s Kindle Daily Deal - 99p).

lcakethereforeIam · 01/01/2026 10:10

I agree robins are angry birds, they really need professional help.

Happy New Year!

Welcome 2026 the year I, by hook or by a...also a hook, learn to crochet.

Magpiecomplex · 01/01/2026 10:14

That's a good resolution, Cake.

This year, I intend to lose three stone and catch up on my reading, having realised quite how many half-read books I have sitting around! One of those resolutions will be considerably easier than the other, which is why I'm going on public record in the matter of how much weight I need to lose. Hopefully you lot will be able to help me stick to it!

MarieDeGournay · 01/01/2026 10:15

Hedgehogforshort · 31/12/2025 21:19

@MarieDeGournay Don’t go to bed give us a poetry reading to take us in to the new year xx

Oh I'm so sorry Hedgey I've just logged on and I find this appeal for poetry, I was already gone when you wrote it🙁
I'm very sorry, I'll make it up to you ASAP with a poem, I'll just read through all the new year messages first.

DeanElderberry · 01/01/2026 10:17

Blackcaps are thugs too, and a standoff between a robin and a blackcap is fascinating to watch. Such pretty birds, such lovely song, but its just as well we don't understand the words.

CraftandGlamour · 01/01/2026 10:29

Happy New Year, Bluestocking regulars! From a casual (read: lazy) visitor.

Last night I got spooked by blue orbs floating around in the dark fields around us. Only to learn it was some nearby horses wearing 'fake sunlight' eye masks. Every day is a school day. I've stood down from writing to Danny on Uncanny.

MarieDeGournay · 01/01/2026 10:32

A happy new year to all, it's cold, but it's sunny here, and that's an OK compromise for the first day of the yearSmile

So Hedgey, I've thought about poems for the new year, and having been very rude about Tennyson's 'Come into the Garden, Maud' I think I owe him one, so I'm going for his 'In Memoriam A.H.H' [his friend Arthur Hallam]

Best read aloud, I think:

Ring out, wild bells, to the wild sky,
The flying cloud, the frosty light:
The year is dying in the night;
Ring out, wild bells, and let him die.

Ring out the old, ring in the new,
Ring, happy bells, across the snow:
The year is going, let him go;
Ring out the false, ring in the true.

Ring out the grief that saps the mind
For those that here we see no more;
Ring out the feud of rich and poor,
Ring in redress to all mankind.

Ring out a slowly dying cause,
And ancient forms of party strife;
Ring in the nobler modes of life,
With sweeter manners, purer laws.

Ring out the want, the care, the sin,
The faithless coldness of the times;
Ring out, ring out my mournful rhymes
But ring the fuller minstrel in.

Ring out false pride in place and blood,
The civic slander and the spite;
Ring in the love of truth and right,
Ring in the common love of good.

Ring out old shapes of foul disease;
Ring out the narrowing lust of gold;
Ring out the thousand wars of old,
Ring in the thousand years of peace.

Ring in the valiant man and free,
The larger heart, the kindlier hand;
Ring out the darkness of the land,
Ring in the Christ that is to be.

💙

FarriersGirl · 01/01/2026 10:33

Happy New Year everyone ! We had a quiet one but I was sorry to miss the fireworks, the pics were great.

MarieDeGournay · 01/01/2026 10:41

Loving all the talk about birds, Deano et al. [it's OK it's short for Alison not Albert, so Al is welcome in the BlueyGrin]

All I can add to the ornithological discourse is that magpies love Dr. Karg's Organic Spelt and Emmental Cheese Crackers!

I threw out some stale ones out yesterday, and within 10 minutes the tree in the middle of the garden was full of magpies, they couldn't get enough of the crackers.

I wonder is that a Sign, Magpie? Magpies love healthy food, eating it is not a hardship, they fly in from miles around to eat itWink

Magpiecomplex · 01/01/2026 10:59

Positive thinking Marie! I have tried those crackers (not stale, admittedly) and found them quite hard on the teeth. They definitely give the impression of being healthy though!

StarryCat · 01/01/2026 11:07

Happy New Year!

Bit late to th BS NY party because, well frankly I was a bit late out at a NY party.

@Boiledbeetle I LOVE Rhodia stationery. I first discovered it in a hypermarché in France as a kid and thought it was so foreign and exotic. I led a sheltered life, I think. I always have a small yellow Rhodia notebook on the go, with the flip pages that peel off. Very tempted by the bundle you linked to.

MarieDeGournay · 01/01/2026 11:27

Magpiecomplex · 01/01/2026 10:59

Positive thinking Marie! I have tried those crackers (not stale, admittedly) and found them quite hard on the teeth. They definitely give the impression of being healthy though!

Yes, you have a point about Dr Karg's crackers, you have a choice between eating them or tiling your roof with them😄
The fact that they were out of date indicates that I didn't quite wolf them all down in one go..

Don't laugh, but when I buy a packet of them, I put it on the floor and smash them into small pieces! [Fascinating insight into my home life there😁]
They are then the size of crisps, and easier to eat, in smaller quantities than an entire roof tile cracker.

They are the far end of the spectrum of healthy foods - my self-appointed role in your weight-loss 'journey' is to shun the word diet, and think of it instead as finding other foods that you like nearly as much, which contain less of the things you are currently getting too much of.

Skyr, for a start. With a little maple syrup, yum - which is marginally better for you than sugar, lower GI index, a smattering of minerals, and just a dash of maple syrup goes a long way as a sweetener... sorry, I seem to have got carried away with maple syrup!😛

Let's consign Dr. Karg's Organic Spelt and Emmental Cheese Crackers to the far end of the likeability spectrum and find you lots of yummier things to eat😄

Magpiecomplex · 01/01/2026 11:44

Timely reminder of Skyr, thanks Marie. Need to finish the Sainsbury's order tonight, so I shall be adding Skyr and Bovril to the list. I know, bovril is not many people's idea of good eating, but I tend to get cramp overnight when I'm doing intermittent fasting, and a mug of hot bovril at lunchtime convinces me that I've actually had lunch, and gives me enough salt to keep the cramp at bay. I tried miso instead but can't get on with drinking something lumpy from a mug.

ShinyBlueTractor · 01/01/2026 11:45

Happy new year Bluestockingers and I hope 2026 is kind to all. Love to those who are having a tough time right now.

Cheerfully opted out of any NYE palavers last night and stayed put on the sofa, but I've had a walk today and off to see family shortly, so that feels New Year appropriate...

And so, onwards into the future we go!

Loving the bird chat. Some of the winter migrants are so gorgeous - waxwings have positively excellent eye make up!

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