We have plenty of disused mines in Fife. Just saying.
As a coal miner's daughter, I'm willing to get the shovel from the shed and shift a shitload of earth in order to shove the judge down a shaft.
[In all seriousness, Fife is riddled with abandoned mine shafts. I recall our neighbour's son climbing down one around 1970, in order to retrieve my pal's kite. The NCB never did have community safety as a priority.]
I'm sure that I could find a Frances access point. (They've built houses on top of Seafield in Kirkcaldy, but I could take a pick-axe and open up the Frances. It was a 'wet' pit, but wet seems appropriate, somehow.)