Trying to catch up, and I know it may not be verbatim but:
"I don't accept that it's more complex"
"it's very complex"
That'll do, drink!!!
Also, you don't get to complain about verbal gymnastics, you really don't, not when everyone else is expected to put up with leaping over the bloody wooden horse.
I've just been served in a shop by a young man, ze/zyr according to one of his gazillion badges, and he thought it was fine to call me sweetie and darling, the fucking nerve. I bottled it but wish I'd at least said "Bye petal". DH laughed his way back to the car.
Oh and (brightens up), I have grade 5 music theory, grade 8 violin and grade 7 piano, passed my cycling proficiency and called Snowy Owl thick.