Right. I'm attempting the respondents' closing submissions.
It's a good contents list. I'll give them that. Nice and clear, chronological. Can't fault it.
We then kick off with an appeal to emotion. Nice try, not sure it's legally relevant. Unfortunately it includes something that was admitted in examination to be untrue (comparison to a person known to be a convicted rapist). Didn't happen.
Then the claim that a 2-month suspension isn't 'short', and that taking 4 months to even begin an investigation, and a year from the incident to conclude it, is 'normal'.
The list of events forming part of the investigation also misses out the witness tampering. And the not-an-investigation-investigation.
Next we're on to points of law. Section 24 of the workplace regulations is quoted, including the sentence about separate facilities for men and women. Immediately followed by a claim that section 24 'does not mention sex'.
The same paragraph claims that because Peggie could have changed elsewhere there was no detriment to her 'health or propriety' by Upton changing in the locker room. Technically arguable, perhaps. But misses 2 points: there was nothing to stop Upton changing in any or all of the other female changing/locker rooms; even if Peggie changed elsewhere she would still have need to go into the locker room to use the lockers. And may well have encountered a naked man by doing so.
I'm on paragraph 18. If I were the judge I'd be cracking open the whisky at this point, in the knowledge that there are another 196 pages still to get through.