The Bluestocking Pub - Withered Old Haggis edition.

[Boiledbeetle]

Previous thread 👇

https://www.mumsnet.com/talk/womens_rights/5387894-the-bluestocking-does-a-late-night-flit-again

Figured it was my turn for once!

Plus this way I beat the rush to the bar.

Now I must return to the previous thread to relocate my Tunnock's secret stash.

Serve yourselves until the bar gerbils arrive.

Every morning I have to encourage DH to "go and get fettled" or he'd happily spend the day cooking in his dressing gown!

"Mullock" is another oft- used and useful word.

What does it mean? It sounds very satisfying to say!

Sorry I meant, so need to sing for your supper. Save your beautiful singing voice Just in case you're ever actually starving.

Hmmm... Ok... If you say so!

To mess around with...
"Stop mullocking with the tv remote"
" Who's been mullocking with my sock drawer?"
"Mullock with my cream cake and face the consequences "

Or "don't mullock with my microscopes!"

😂

Selecting of drinks arriving @Magpiecomplex , I found a trolley 🛒 in the alley so no need to balance on my spikes now.

Still singing it seems.

Perfect, thanks Lemon! I'm here all night folks, happy to take requests.

I'm wearing a dress!

And a very fine dress it is too!

Could you give us a loud rendition of “Dude looks like a lady” please?

And Grizelda or Germolene or whoever is on duty, a pint of your best gin please for a tired and despondent badger.

I’m pleased to find @Taztoy in here. I’m sorry you had such a shitty time on that thread. I try so hard not to fall for it each time, but I still live in hope of there being someone who is interested in actual dialogue.

More for the general sense of exasperation than anything else, but perhaps you could give us a rendition of I'll Never Get Out of This World Alive, @Magpiecomplex ?

Then I'm off to bed.

I go away for a few minutes to footer about on AI, and next thing you know the Staunch Ally has had a tiki makeover.

But at least yer man's hair is perfect.

Consider it done, @AlexandraLeaving and @FourthInstar

If the image is approved 🤦🏻‍♀️

Been spending a fair amount of time pumping iron too, @SionnachRuadh . AI seems to have a weakness for sexual stereotypes. Did you ask for lupine beefcake?

Many thanks, @Magpiecomplex, 'night all.

Grizelda or Germolene or whoever is on duty, a pint of your best gin please for a tired and despondent badger.

Unfortunately I've been left in charge of drinks I'm chaotic and scared of badgers so I've pushed the trolley towards you.

For some reason Grok has you in a band.

I did not indeed, but that seems to be commonplace with AI. I blame the nerds who create the LLMs.

It's the complete sett!

Very good 👏👏

I just found the thread you’ve been exasperated by, I think - glad I was working this afternoon and watching something interesting with DH in the evening. we’ve got a Wondrium subscription ; at the moment we’re on a series about archaeological ‘mysteries’, which tonight were the Galloway Hoard and the cult of Eleusis.

😂I reckon a male badger sneaked in.

Doh. I'm such a naive young hedgehog I didn't realise that's why they were rolling items in front of their bits. Or that so many male animals wanted to get in here. Right snooze time, good night. Hopefully more gerbils will be back tomorrow!