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Feminism: Sex and gender discussions

The Bluestocking does a late night flit again

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Magpiecomplex · 07/08/2025 21:50

New thread, you know the drill!

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Bannedontherun · 16/08/2025 22:01

I had un watched that thread have to go back now tsk

Bannedontherun · 16/08/2025 22:15

@Boiledbeetle well that was fucking funny as hell, pass the duchy honey

JanesLittleGirl · 16/08/2025 22:15

Boiledbeetle · 16/08/2025 21:54

We had evaporated milk on ours as only my mum was allowed the condensed milk (she used to make herself condensed milk butties. Blghhh)

We were posh. Only poor people had to make do with evap.

Boiledbeetle · 16/08/2025 22:17

JanesLittleGirl · 16/08/2025 22:15

We were posh. Only poor people had to make do with evap.

So true!

And we used to get the really cheap tins of fruit cocktail and fight for the single half a cherry.

Bannedontherun · 16/08/2025 22:22

Boiledbeetle · 16/08/2025 22:17

So true!

And we used to get the really cheap tins of fruit cocktail and fight for the single half a cherry.

😂

SionnachRuadh · 16/08/2025 22:25

I had an early introduction to the concept of class and privilege when I went round to my granny's and she was frying liver. My heart soared with the thought of a nice plate of liver and onions.

Unfortunately, I got a Pot Noodle. The liver was for the cat. Sad!

JanesLittleGirl · 16/08/2025 22:30

Boiledbeetle · 16/08/2025 22:17

So true!

And we used to get the really cheap tins of fruit cocktail and fight for the single half a cherry.

No fighting involved. Dad got it and if he wasn't there then our brother got it. This was one of the small foothills that taught me that life is stacked unless you change the dice.

MarieDeGournay · 16/08/2025 22:35

I've been wanting to have a rant about the cost of buying model figures for the Real Bluestocking for a couple of days now, but then other Stockingers post about actual problems, e.g. surgery and things, and my rant seemed misplaced...

I'm squeezing it in now between a tin of condensed milk and a tin of evaporated milk😃

I'm trying to assemble a suitably-sized crowd for the Grand Opening of the Bluestocking. I ordered from the UK a set of two fully-clad O gauge female figures - you may remember a previous rant about how scale model female figures are usually naked and in compromising positions😡

The set cost £8.99. £10 p&p to Ireland. Then another €10 in import charges as the UK is no longer in the EU.
And to cap it all - they are too small! I'm not going to argue with the specialist company that they are not O gauge, it's more likely that the figures I already have are wrong.

Another figure I've ordered cost about a tenner, but with p&p and import charges has ended up costing £23. It hasn't arrived yet. If it is too small as well, I may need a very very large glass of Zwetschgenschapps..

I hope my rant about something as unimportant as small pieces of plastic has not crossed with any posts about real problems😕

Bannedontherun · 16/08/2025 22:41

@MarieDeGournay Sorry your efforts are so fraught with expense and obstacles.

am looking forward to the finished item

Britinme · 16/08/2025 22:54

I loved your interpretive dance Boily! And your font whizzkiddery.

MarieDeGournay · 16/08/2025 22:58

Bannedontherun · 16/08/2025 22:41

@MarieDeGournay Sorry your efforts are so fraught with expense and obstacles.

am looking forward to the finished item

Thank you Banned

Because I scratch-build most things, I allow myself one or two 'shop-bought' touches, and I set myself a limit of £20 per item, so if the figures had been the right scale, it wouldn't have been too bad.

I should have known better than to say 'A tenner? that's not too expensive'. Buying online from the UK is rarely affordable these days, because of custom duties, and entirely arbitrary postage and packing charges - I bought a book on a 2nd hand site in the UK yesterday - the identical paperback book cost anything from £5 to £13 to post to Ireland, depending on the vendor!
It's not unusually for postage to be twice or even three times the cost of the item.

I have another batch of cheapo figures coming from China, but the delivery date is a moveable feast, so we may have to have a very small and select attendance at the Grand Opening. I'll give the Slow Boat from China another couple of weeks..

MarieDeGournay · 16/08/2025 23:02

Having got my postage and packing rant off my chest - thank you for listeningSmile
I'm signing off - g'night all, may the Dreamgerbils send sweet dreams - free delivery, naturellement🌛

MyrtleLion · 16/08/2025 23:06

MarieDeGournay · 16/08/2025 22:35

I've been wanting to have a rant about the cost of buying model figures for the Real Bluestocking for a couple of days now, but then other Stockingers post about actual problems, e.g. surgery and things, and my rant seemed misplaced...

I'm squeezing it in now between a tin of condensed milk and a tin of evaporated milk😃

I'm trying to assemble a suitably-sized crowd for the Grand Opening of the Bluestocking. I ordered from the UK a set of two fully-clad O gauge female figures - you may remember a previous rant about how scale model female figures are usually naked and in compromising positions😡

The set cost £8.99. £10 p&p to Ireland. Then another €10 in import charges as the UK is no longer in the EU.
And to cap it all - they are too small! I'm not going to argue with the specialist company that they are not O gauge, it's more likely that the figures I already have are wrong.

Another figure I've ordered cost about a tenner, but with p&p and import charges has ended up costing £23. It hasn't arrived yet. If it is too small as well, I may need a very very large glass of Zwetschgenschapps..

I hope my rant about something as unimportant as small pieces of plastic has not crossed with any posts about real problems😕

I would hate to think that you haven't been able to rant in case you got in the way of me whingeing about my surgery 💙

The Bluestocking has space for everything and I see you welcoming new contributors and remembering Swashy and asking about me. Your kindness shines through xx You absolutely can and should complain about the cost of tiny plastic ladies who may be inappropriately dressed. It must be infuriating.

I have slept/dozed a lot but this has the advantage of allowing me to listen to three new audio books so I am ahead of my target of 100 books this year by 9 books.

My SIL is annoyed because Dylan Mulvaney showed up in The Buccaneers. The show was getting annoying anyway but then he came in. I'll have to rematch episode 5. I must have blotted it from my memory.

I watched Predestination with DH this evening. There was some impossibility over a hermaphrodite character but then the whole film is based on an impossible premise so I said that hermaphrodites is impossible and then enjoyed the film.

The boot is too tight which is sore, but i can actually put weight on it when it is tight. I have to remember to tighten it when I stand up because it's agony otherwise. So I'm in pain with the tightness while I'm resting, then in pain because I loosened it and forgot to tighten it.

Off to find the plopper thread.

ErrolTheDragon · 16/08/2025 23:47

Sorry your foot is hurting.
I saw that film a while ago - seem to remember it was quite enjoyably clever if you could put aside the silliness of the premise, and the (female) lead was good.

as to peaches - at this time of year a ripe peach needs nothing except something to wipe your face on. I’ve had cherries today instead, and also having made oat flatbreads and wanting something in one fresh out of the oven went for butter and blackberries - why eat jam in summer, when there’s sweet enough fresh fruit?

BeLemonNow · 17/08/2025 01:32

I was allowed to take fracture boot off when resting @MyrtleLion do you know if you are? It was blooming uncomfortable I agree!

BeLemonNow · 17/08/2025 01:32

I've turned up very late to the pub and missed Boiledbeetles interpretative dance live. Sad times.

Boiledbeetle · 17/08/2025 02:24

BeLemonNow · 17/08/2025 01:32

I've turned up very late to the pub and missed Boiledbeetles interpretative dance live. Sad times.

I'm just doing a second show for the gerbils now they are off shift.

(Drink has been drunk by me and Glottalstop)

“The Chrysalis of Identity” — A Beetle’s Interpretative Dance

Scene:
A softly lit forest clearing at dusk. Fireflies pulse like stage lights. A single beetle, clad in shimmering iridescent wing-capes and delicate antennae extensions, steps onto a mossy platform. The audience: a circle of attentive woodland creatures, seated on toadstools and curled-up leaves.


Act I: Biological Blueprint
🎵 Music: Rhythmic, pulsing drumbeats echoing heartbeat-like patterns.

  • The beetle begins with rigid, mechanical movements—sharp pivots, symmetrical leg extensions, and synchronized wing flutters.
  • Each motion mimics chromosomes locking into place, the choreography spelling out “XX” and “XY” with antennae gestures.
  • A brief duet with a second beetle illustrates reproductive anatomy—mirrored movements, then divergence.

🗣️ Narration (in pheromone bursts):
“Sex is the blueprint—assigned at birth, rooted in biology.”


Act II: The Fluid Flourish
🎵 Music: Ethereal strings and ambient tones, like wind through reeds.

  • The beetle sheds its rigid form, unfurling wing-capes dyed in shifting hues—blue, pink, gold, and green.
  • Movements become flowing, expressive: spirals, twirls, and pauses that linger like questions.
  • It mimics the act of choosing garments, names, pronouns—each gesture a declaration of self.
  • The beetle dances with a mirrored version of itself, now adorned differently, showing that identity can evolve.

🗣️ Narration (in scent trails):
“Gender is the dance—performed, felt, expressed. Not fixed, but fluid.”


Act III: Harmony and Dissonance
🎵 Music: A blend of the previous themes—biological beats and expressive melodies intertwine.

  • The beetle now moves between both styles, sometimes rigid, sometimes fluid.
  • It encounters other beetles—some who match its rhythm, others who challenge it.
  • Together, they form a kaleidoscope of movement, each honoring their own truth.

🗣️ Final message (etched in dew on a leaf):
“Understanding blooms when we let the dance unfold.”

The Bluestocking does a late night flit again
The Bluestocking does a late night flit again
The Bluestocking does a late night flit again
The Bluestocking does a late night flit again
The Bluestocking does a late night flit again
Britinme · 17/08/2025 03:09

Love it Boily!

Re post and packing - when DD had DGD2 five years ago, I mailed a shoebox filled with baby stuff that I’d knitted for her. I could have bought it online but I wanted it to be personal. It wasn’t heavy - all light wool stuff and not solidly packed - and it hadn’t cost much to make, but it cost $100 to send. Good job no more DGC are on the horizon!

lcakethereforeIam · 17/08/2025 07:43

I think Glottalstop might be my favourite gerbil, after Maud and Gesundheit.

DeanElderberry · 17/08/2025 07:57

Getting stuff by post from the UK has become a lucky dip - so far books from Amazon have got through okay, but who knows whether that will continue (I ordered some quite bulky ones that are due at the end of the month so am keeping my fingers crossed).

My preferred fruit this warm summer has been nectarines, meltingly sweet and juicy. The ones Lidl is selling are all loose heart so easy to cut into quarters. Lunch has often been a couple of them and some blue cheese (either Cashel blue or Roquefort). Eaten off a plate using a fork so that I don't have to shower afterwards.

That thread OP is a bit muddled, though it did notice that Beetle is a real delight, so not all wrong. I considered throwing Hiberniores Hibernis ipsis into the mix, but it would have taken too much explaining so refrained.

Igneococcus · 17/08/2025 08:00

The sudden appearance of dancing butterflies on the plopper thread is my favourite thing on the internet in a long time. I'm still giggling. Plopper is probably still trying to figure what happened.
I knew the gerbils wanted to join the fun.
Ever since Brexit came into full effect I have to pay import duties for my sister's lovingly packed Christmas and birthday parcels. I wish she wouldn't be so bloody honest in putting down what everything inside costs.

Igneococcus · 17/08/2025 08:04

Talking about fruit: has anybody seen greengages this summer? Tesco usually has some but I've checked every time I've been there for the past two month and nothing. Not that we need more fresh fruit, we are absolutely swamped with berries and now plums but I can always fit a ripe greengage in.

midgetastic · 17/08/2025 08:41

I loved the beetle dance! @Boiledbeetle

Magpiecomplex · 17/08/2025 09:15

Brava, @Boiledbeetle! Encore! You are truly a beetle of many talents and I'm annoyed I missed both performances in real time.
Will you be leading the gerbils in their next big musical production? Maybe "Beetlejuice: The Musical"?

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MyrtleLion · 17/08/2025 09:24

BeLemonNow · 17/08/2025 01:32

I was allowed to take fracture boot off when resting @MyrtleLion do you know if you are? It was blooming uncomfortable I agree!

Now that I've worked it out, it will sound bloody obvious but the boot is designed to help this.

The boot has to stay on for six weeks to protect the ankle and cushion the swelling. The swelling is an important element of ensuring the fusion is successful and I'm not allowed to take NSAIDs (ibuprofen and aspirin) for two months.

It's an Air Cast, so the boot straps should be fitted for comfort so it won't come off but not so tight it restricts circulation.

Then there is a valve to fill it with air to increase the support.

So it seems fill the boot with air to walk on, reduce the air while resting. No strap loosening and retightening etc.

Makes complete sense. Wish they'd told me that.

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