Well Deano, if you can't trust a Trappist monk to tell you the truth, who can you trust...😃
There's a yarn from the middle ages about two groups of monks, one from Lismore in Waterford and one from Mungret in Limerick, organising a debate, in Mungret, to see which of them spoke better Latin.
To play mind games on their opponents, some of the Mungret monks disguised themselves as women washing clothes in the river, and when the visiting monks asked them for directions in Irish, the women replied in perfect Latin.
The story has it that the Waterford monks turned around on the spot and went home, on the basis that if the washerwomen of Mungret had such good Latin, they wouldn't stand a chance against the monks
Now even if a Trappist told me that, I'm not sure I'd believe it!