Boily! Will you replenish the grapes? No, of course not.
Android! That’s my bed and my leg should be elevated!
Alexandra! Lovely to see you, and thanks for bringing Bessie… but it’s a little too comfy with you both next to me.
You’re all so entertaining, thank you!
Anyway, I am home!
Operation was at 1pm and took 3 hours. In a walking boot with crutches but the nerve block is still in place, and I had a bit of fentanyl at 5pm so I’m not (yet) in pain.
They wanted to send me home with just paracetamol, but it doesn’t work for me, so I have morphine for when the pain hits. Apparently paracetamol is a terrible painkiller, and only works for 1 in 4 people post-operatively, and barely 10% of people for chronic pain, even for headaches. Goodness knows why they bother prescribing it.
The walrus has been amazing and DSD has brought me salted dark chocolate, which is beyond adorable.