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The Bluestocking - Invoking Split Pea Annexe B

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Magpiecomplex · 01/07/2025 08:01

Welcome all, pull up a gerbil and make yourself comfortable!

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FuzzyPuffling · 17/07/2025 08:35

MyrtleLion · 16/07/2025 23:30

I may have had help...

Don't care!!!!

MyrtleLion · 17/07/2025 12:23

FuzzyPuffling · 17/07/2025 08:35

Don't care!!!!

😁

SDTGisAnEvilWolefGenius · 17/07/2025 12:48

I am so pleased by the Sandie Peggy result - I just hope the employment tribunal has an equally good result. I rolled my eyes so hard at Isla Bumba, the Equalities officer, saying she couldn’t say for sure what sex she is - what a complete idiot!

@MyrtleLion - I love Bessie’s backstory - you are very talented.

Bannedontherun · 17/07/2025 13:36

Rushes in for a Gin and Tonic please….. the Fife defence witness's are so awful, but great at exposing the shit show.

makes me so cross

I am a very very cross hedgehog grrrrr

FuzzyPuffling · 17/07/2025 13:46

Quick bargerbils, save the hedgehog!

ifIwerenotanandroid · 17/07/2025 16:43

Not sure what's going on here. Looks like that plastering cat & Boily have installed windows from Escher & Escher, to go with the ladder they got from there.

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FuzzyPuffling · 17/07/2025 17:03

Rosy has some new relatives!

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Boiledbeetle · 17/07/2025 17:13

We've lost some staff for a while.

A gerbil camper van has been dispatched to Woolly Hugs HQ to help prepare the blanket.

Maud looks wonderful.

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Boiledbeetle · 17/07/2025 17:14

Boiledbeetle · 16/07/2025 19:31

I've been working on 3 documents all day whilst watching the Tribunal.

I've printed them off and got my red pen out...

I need another red pen.

I've only got to the end of the first document and the amount of cock ups is spectacular.

I have finally finished red penning all 3.

My new red pen at the start has really actually run out.

MarieDeGournay · 17/07/2025 17:14

FuzzyPuffling · 17/07/2025 17:03

Rosy has some new relatives!

Oh good, we need all the red pandas we can muster for the Stockingers in need of cuddles! Hope you've all had an OK day today.

I've been following the SP Tribunal all day, and I hate myself for it, there were other things to do instead, which I ignored.
And the Trib is on tomorrow, so I'll probably get drawn into to it tomorrow as well. Zero will-power🙄

I'd better go and do some chores now that the Trib is over for today - could I have a nice cup of strong tea, milk and one sugar, to go please Gerbs? And a slice of some non-gooey cake please - no not lemon drizzle, I don't like lemon, and not anything gingery ... banana bread would be lovely, or maybe a slice of Battenberg wouldn't be too messy to eat while I vacuum...

Catch up later!

Boiledbeetle · 17/07/2025 17:21

MarieDeGournay · 17/07/2025 17:14

Oh good, we need all the red pandas we can muster for the Stockingers in need of cuddles! Hope you've all had an OK day today.

I've been following the SP Tribunal all day, and I hate myself for it, there were other things to do instead, which I ignored.
And the Trib is on tomorrow, so I'll probably get drawn into to it tomorrow as well. Zero will-power🙄

I'd better go and do some chores now that the Trib is over for today - could I have a nice cup of strong tea, milk and one sugar, to go please Gerbs? And a slice of some non-gooey cake please - no not lemon drizzle, I don't like lemon, and not anything gingery ... banana bread would be lovely, or maybe a slice of Battenberg wouldn't be too messy to eat while I vacuum...

Catch up later!

Ai is playing up,

You get what you get

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MarieDeGournay · 17/07/2025 17:39

Boiledbeetle · 17/07/2025 17:21

Ai is playing up,

You get what you get

Well, the cuppa and the plain cake look grand, ta, and presumably that woman, whoever she is, is going to drop them round to me as soon as Gandolfina writes my address down for her😄

Now I really am logging off to get some work done!

ifIwerenotanandroid · 17/07/2025 18:45

Boiledbeetle · 17/07/2025 17:13

We've lost some staff for a while.

A gerbil camper van has been dispatched to Woolly Hugs HQ to help prepare the blanket.

Maud looks wonderful.

She looks very stylish!

Boiledbeetle · 17/07/2025 19:09

ifIwerenotanandroid · 17/07/2025 18:45

She looks very stylish!

I can see why you chose her to represent the gerbils.

Although...

you did her nude so now I'm just confused!

AlexandraLeaving · 17/07/2025 19:48

Bessie is hoping everyone is feeling a bit better today.

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EdithStourton · 17/07/2025 19:50

Loving the Escher and Escher window. I also liked their ladder.

How would they feel about designing a treehouse for the Bluey?

ifIwerenotanandroid · 17/07/2025 19:53

AlexandraLeaving · 17/07/2025 19:48

Bessie is hoping everyone is feeling a bit better today.

I'm hoping Bessie has a nice single-species changing room.

Boiledbeetle · 17/07/2025 20:01

AlexandraLeaving · 17/07/2025 19:48

Bessie is hoping everyone is feeling a bit better today.

My left ankle is slightly swollen if she could take a look.

I whacked it at about 3 this morning getting up to go for a pee.

Too much information I know!

AlexandraLeaving · 17/07/2025 20:09

ifIwerenotanandroid · 17/07/2025 19:53

I'm hoping Bessie has a nice single-species changing room.

She is less worried about things being single species, but single sex matters to her.

AlexandraLeaving · 17/07/2025 20:10

Boiledbeetle · 17/07/2025 20:01

My left ankle is slightly swollen if she could take a look.

I whacked it at about 3 this morning getting up to go for a pee.

Too much information I know!

She recommends ice. For your ankle and your gin.

Boiledbeetle · 17/07/2025 20:11

Guthleberg had been stopped by the other gerbils from doing the driving. She doesn't speak or understand a word of English.

It could take a while, but they've got the map out, reset the sat nav and Gertrude will be taking over the driving.

And will no doubt reach Woolly Hugs HQ at some point.

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Boiledbeetle · 17/07/2025 20:19

MarieDeGournay · 17/07/2025 17:39

Well, the cuppa and the plain cake look grand, ta, and presumably that woman, whoever she is, is going to drop them round to me as soon as Gandolfina writes my address down for her😄

Now I really am logging off to get some work done!

The AI has finally spat out another image

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Boiledbeetle · 17/07/2025 20:22

The gerbils have arrived at their destination

They will of great help to @KnottyAndPistey I'm sure

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Igneococcus · 17/07/2025 20:23

Why is there a gerbil dressed like a roman legionair?

Boiledbeetle · 17/07/2025 20:24

Igneococcus · 17/07/2025 20:23

Why is there a gerbil dressed like a roman legionair?

They were packing up the Sparticus outfits for the cats at the other end and Gracie insisted on trying one on.

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