“Why are TERFs so well organized compared to us?”

[TheIsleOfTERF]

https://www.reddit.com/r/transgenderUK/s/iQskn15N11

For anyone interested on theories of how TERF Island has come to be!

Get the bingo board out as it has all the classics!

-Housewives
-Lonely
-Jealous
-Funded by the right wing

Au contraire mon ami! Heel stoppers!

But, @JanesLittleGirl it's soo much fun to watch.

Aren't The Lawn Boys a band of some sort?

We're well organised because loads of us are/were wives and mothers and we bloody well have to be organised. Plus, we've got Maya, Helen Joyce, Naomi Cunningham etc etc while they've got McCloud, White & Maugham. Ha!

I'm told that wedges also work but I just hate strappy heels.

Absolutely!

It's amazing that that reddit op isn't satire. The delusion is strong with that one.

Oh but it is so much fun watching them pinioned to the lawn in their size 10 stilettos. BTW I don't really mean much of this and I ain't taking a pop at anyone who makes bad footwear choices, no matter how they identify.

Please don't delete me!

Those poor lawn boys won’t have time for all their affairs with our husbands if we keep giving them work to do? Classic bitter jealous hags! /s

I am increasingly concerned about my lack of far right funding and garden party invites. What the hell. I've been at this for years, where is my lawn boy?!

Full disclosure - I am white and probably count as middle class. But I also work full time and have primary aged children, dogs, rabbits and a house & garden that have half a dozen ongoing DIY projects (because I can't afford to pay someone else to do it, again, where is my far right funding??) so the amount of spare time I have is precisely zero. Nor does DH, who is also TERF-inclined. Poor chap wouldn't have time for the lawn boy.

Lawn boy is a sort of mower, not a male ……person for hire.

unless this is a new form of gender identity , or course

I keep telling everyone I have all the far right funding money, you just need to give me your bank details. Oh and online banking log in information, and your mothers maiden name, name of your primary school, name of your first pet, and your 6 digit pass code.

I'll make sure I wipe out your savings you get your share!

Honest!

Millions in funding, garden parties, well-organised - oh actually that last one is true.

It's the cri de couer of the entitled man-babies not getting their way.

Given that they see women as either a) middle aged mothers or b) old, I’d say they have a decidedly iffy view of women generally. It totally blows their little minds that that we’re intelligent and organised and - worst of all - we use our sense of humour to poke fun at them. Mind you, it’s like shooting fish in a barrel most of the time…

I behaved like a complete babbling idiot with Kathleen Stock, Helen Joyce, Maya and Akua Reindorf. I've managed to pull myself together and actually enjoyed meeting Graham Linehan, Helen Staniland, Jo Phoenix, Bev and Kate, Rosie Duffield and Joan Smith. Mr Menno is lovely. I imagine I was crossed off the garden party list for behaving like a total loon around the first three.

Fewer batteries involved. Generally.

It's not that we are well organised.

It's more than we have an IQ above 80.

And those of us who are mothers, are used to getting shit done.

As for this here garden party, is there a dress code? Only the weather is a bit changeable at the moment so I’ll have to give a bit of thought to sartorial matters.

Quite happy to help with the catering, I can do a lovely plum cake made with sour cream.

Ooh, now that's a recipe I need! Would you mind sharing?

Now this is a thing of beauty...

https://filia.teemill.com/product/leeds-spinner-banner-wrong-side-of-history/

and these -
https://www.jessdewahls.com/hand-embroidery

I hope not! I hate dresses, I'm more a jeans and t shirt sort of beetle. But if I have to I scrub up quite well!

I don't know - maybe love honey could be persuaded to develop a new model especially for terfs?

Whenever I've strayed onto trans UK Reddit, I find myself wishing I could give some of them a cup of soup and tell them they'll be ok. Lost souls preyed upon as they look for something to belong to.

We should do a TERF cookbook!?!

“Recipes from TERF Island”!

Nothing quite stinks of male entitlement than a load of blokes sitting around pondering that women can’t just be good at something - there has to be something else going on. They can’t BEAR the thought of women being smarter than they are.

But they should no the answer is

1. We are smart
2. We are right

Serf and terf?