AHM NO DUCKIN ANYHIN

[RealFeminist]

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sounds/play/m002bhff

FFS

Of course you're not Nicola!

Course not, Nic! (Quack)

ITS AW JIST SPECULAUTION

THANKS LADDIES. AHM EXPECTIN A NICE QUACKE WHIN I RETIRE.

Now Nicola hen, don't get yourself all worked up remember you've got a book to promote...

NIPPIE SWEETIE, HAUD YER WHEESHT, AWA AN BILE YER HEID.

I’m sorry, not quite sure what came over me there.

More tea vicar?

We believe you.

Are you getting your ducks in a row to ditch Peter?

He's been ditched a wee while ago.

Dinae fash yersel, hen. We's all lookin' fowar ter yer book!

I can’t even dare to listen to this

i am already irritable enough

And, from the deepest, darkest part of England, of course Dear.

AHVE LEFT HIM WI THE BILL

Are you sad that your rapist gender was not recognised by the Supreme Court?

I see what you did there. 😀

AHM NO INTRESTIT IN FOWL PLAY

Chersfrozenface · Today 09:10

RealFeminist · Today 07:27
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I see what you did there. 😀

Aye, the Aad Bill!

And Nicola, I'm rather shocked at your use of fowl language in your header. I expected more of a nice lassie fae Irvine.

THEY BASTARTS TRIED TAE DAE ME FER SCOOTERIN IN TROON

www.dailyrecord.co.uk/ayrshire/nicola-sturgeon-face-no-action-24818231

Stop behaving like a bunch of arseholes. The debate was won. Rightly. The crowing is pathetic.

No-one's mentioned cockerels - yet.

Ducks and hens, I grant you.

NOT GUILTY MALLARD

Eider'n idea you were quite familiar with Troon...

Fling an accusation at The Real Feminist and shelduck.

And anyway, she wasn't scootering. Might have been scotering.

crows or cockerels? Hmmm...