I think the point is that NO ONE (apart from your best girlfriend or maybe your mum) should know about your sex life particularly if you're NOT having one, therefore having fuck all to tell!
Stop living your life as if you're on a stage ffs.
Jeez, this makes me so bloody angry. There was a time when people didn't know about what and who you did in your bedroom and even a time (my gparents generation) when people didn't even know who you voted for because it was PRIVATE. Imagine that!?