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AlisonDonut · 27/12/2024 19:35

ifIwerenotanandroid · 27/12/2024 19:09

😂At least it saved him from eating Christmas pudding, which is the work of the devil.

He still ate it. After he removed all the plastic around it.

We've not had a microwave for 20 years so why he thought he could put plastic in there...

ifIwerenotanandroid · 27/12/2024 19:36

LTB

Boiledbeetle · 27/12/2024 19:44

ifIwerenotanandroid · 27/12/2024 15:29

Those are lovely! Have you got them on all 6 feet?

I only have 2 pairs of that model of Crocs! But it meant the last set were free to pick up and buy this little beauty 👇 (I may have bought a lot of things today that I most definitely did not need but absolutely wanted! In my defence the below item does actually have a removable microwave heat pack inside!)

Also now I've had the last of the Christmas guests do I start the long and arduous task of taking the tree and decorations down???

The Bluestocking - the one with the Christmas stocking
The Bluestocking - the one with the Christmas stocking
ErrolTheDragon · 27/12/2024 20:23

My Xmas guests (dd and her bf) arrived this evening. After 3 days at his family's house being fed all the usual festive fare she'd requested something 'healthy and vegetarian' and seemed genuinely pleased I took her at her word with two bean salads.Grin

Magpiecomplex · 27/12/2024 20:32

Take care not to overdo it @Boiledbeetle

MyrtleSingingCarols · 27/12/2024 20:35

ifIwerenotanandroid · 27/12/2024 19:36

LTB

This.

It's the only way.

inkyChristmoose · 27/12/2024 22:53

MarieDeGournay · 27/12/2024 11:20

That's moi? That's a hat? That's not a blue-hair wig put on so you could all point and laugh and say 'Ha-Ha look even the blue-haired ones are coming to the Bluestocking!'
Or just point and laugh tout court because I'm the only human😢
I tried to become some kind of bandicoot a while ago but it never caught on.

I am a bandicoot attributed female at birth and trapped in a woman's body.
Can I have a flag, a week, and a prominent place in diversity training sessions, please?

Flag, week and diversity training all agreed.
I think Bandicoot has a slightly murine face too 😀

The Bluestocking - the one with the Christmas stocking
The Bluestocking - the one with the Christmas stocking
The Bluestocking - the one with the Christmas stocking
MyrtleSingingCarols · 27/12/2024 23:18

inkyChristmoose · 27/12/2024 22:53

Flag, week and diversity training all agreed.
I think Bandicoot has a slightly murine face too 😀

I think that's me with the pink and white striped hat!

MarieDeGournay · 27/12/2024 23:44

inkyChristmoose · 27/12/2024 22:53

Flag, week and diversity training all agreed.
I think Bandicoot has a slightly murine face too 😀

Thank you InkySmile
I'm not just any bandicoot, though, I'm a Bunn's short-tailed bandicoot (Nesokia bunnii) and my nose is less...er..I don't want to offend the other bandicoots, the Southern Browns, the Goldens, the Eastern Barred..so let's say, my nose is less pronounced.

The Bluestocking - the one with the Christmas stocking
inkyChristmoose · 27/12/2024 23:48

MarieDeGournay · 27/12/2024 23:44

Thank you InkySmile
I'm not just any bandicoot, though, I'm a Bunn's short-tailed bandicoot (Nesokia bunnii) and my nose is less...er..I don't want to offend the other bandicoots, the Southern Browns, the Goldens, the Eastern Barred..so let's say, my nose is less pronounced.

Hmmm ... a bit like a cross between a dormouse and a guinea pig, only with very tiny eyes ...?

....well, I don't know if android wants to have a go at getting an accurate Bunns short-tailed bandicoot, but I think it might be beyond my capabilities at the moment, given the mood the AI has been in this week 😂

ErrolTheDragon · 27/12/2024 23:51

Looks quite like a water vole in that picture.

inkyChristmoose · 27/12/2024 23:54

ErrolTheDragon · 27/12/2024 23:51

Looks quite like a water vole in that picture.

AI really struggles with representing tiny little eyes.

The Bluestocking - the one with the Christmas stocking
The Bluestocking - the one with the Christmas stocking
inkyChristmoose · 27/12/2024 23:57

Off for a biscuit in the Bn.teligeut Women’s Pubnb now.

The Bluestocking - the one with the Christmas stocking
MarieDeGournay · 28/12/2024 00:37

inkyChristmoose · 27/12/2024 23:57

Off for a biscuit in the Bn.teligeut Women’s Pubnb now.

Grin There's an old vegetarian saying about not eating anything that has a face, so I guess that cake is off-limits. It's too scary to eat anyway!
ErrolTheDragon · 28/12/2024 07:40

Tbh I'm a bit scared to eat any cake here in case it's Cake. Plenty of biscuits there though.

Magpiecomplex · 28/12/2024 10:09

inkyChristmoose · 27/12/2024 23:57

Off for a biscuit in the Bn.teligeut Women’s Pubnb now.

Looks like Boily has family visiting too!

lcakethereforeIam · 28/12/2024 12:58

I don't mind. Just don't make any unkind comments about my rise or bakedness.

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lcakethereforeIam · 28/12/2024 12:59

...or my soggy bottom 😠

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DeanElderberry · 28/12/2024 14:43

MarieDeGournay · 27/12/2024 23:44

Thank you InkySmile
I'm not just any bandicoot, though, I'm a Bunn's short-tailed bandicoot (Nesokia bunnii) and my nose is less...er..I don't want to offend the other bandicoots, the Southern Browns, the Goldens, the Eastern Barred..so let's say, my nose is less pronounced.

Looks suspiciously like a vole to me, and you know how they carry on (little scamps).

But at least we don't need to worry about an Eastern Barred bandicoot-type genetically engineered mutation

The Bluestocking - the one with the Christmas stocking
ifIwerenotanandroid · 28/12/2024 19:14

Magpiecomplex · 28/12/2024 10:09

Looks like Boily has family visiting too!

Tell me about it. Boily's lot had one bar, Trixie the toucan's friends flew in & were in another, & there was some sort of moose convention in a third. It was deafening all night long - I could hardly hear myself experiment.

I'll be glad when the holidays are over.

The Bluestocking - the one with the Christmas stocking
The Bluestocking - the one with the Christmas stocking
The Bluestocking - the one with the Christmas stocking
ErrolTheDragon · 28/12/2024 19:26

wtf are those toucans on?Confused

ifIwerenotanandroid · 28/12/2024 19:29

Well, I may have experimented on one or two of them...😬

Chersfrozenface · 28/12/2024 19:31

Toucans used to fond of a Guinness or two.

The Bluestocking - the one with the Christmas stocking
FuzzyPuffling · 28/12/2024 19:34

The Guinness toucan is called "Arthur".

ErrolTheDragon · 28/12/2024 19:38

Guinness is too wholesome a drink to have that effect, surely?

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