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ifIwerenotanandroid · 26/12/2024 19:30

Cracking names. I fancy some as usernames.

Boiledbeetle · 26/12/2024 20:27

God! I never want to eat again!

Mm maybe just a bit of pate on toast!

The Bluestocking - the one with the Christmas stocking
lcakethereforeIam · 26/12/2024 20:34

Richard Fortey is the chap from the Natural History Museum, isn't he? I've read a book of his, forget the title...something about a dry storeroom. I'll keep an eye out for the fungal one.

Going back to UV. Iirc vole's urine shows under UV, they piddle to mark their runs, and kestrels have eyes that can perceive it, so can see where the voles have been going.

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inkyChristmoose · 26/12/2024 20:56

DeanElderberry · 26/12/2024 11:37

If I were to set the elderberries aside, you would see that I am really Dean Volecape, and if you solve the very easy anagram you will see that my power is benign. Mostly.

I'm firm (but fair) (also mostly) with other life forms too.

For all the good it does me. Rosy has been steadily striping things off the Christmas tree for days.

Edited

I'm afraid I can't solve the very easy anagram 😳

The Bluestocking - the one with the Christmas stocking
The Bluestocking - the one with the Christmas stocking
Magpiecomplex · 26/12/2024 20:58

Glad I'm not the only one Inky!

DeanElderberry · 26/12/2024 21:01

DeanVolecape is what you want to have round the place at Christmas. And the rest of the year.

🕊 & ❤

DeanElderberry · 26/12/2024 21:04

I'm now imagining a magpie and a moose scratching their respective heads saying deanvolecape = pigeon and heart? but the letters aren't even the same, that makes NO SENSE at all . . .

MarieDeGournay · 26/12/2024 21:10

DeanElderberry · 26/12/2024 21:01

DeanVolecape is what you want to have round the place at Christmas. And the rest of the year.

🕊 & ❤

ENVELOPE! To put your Christmas cards in!
Oh wait what about the C and D and A and... damn😞

MarieDeGournay · 26/12/2024 21:11

Peace and love!Smile

MyrtleSingingCarols · 26/12/2024 21:14

Traditional Boxing Day meal of party food. Followed by chocolate and ginger biscuits.

He has a bottle of red. I have a bottle of white.

Snoozing may have happened.

inkyChristmoose · 26/12/2024 21:17

DeanElderberry · 26/12/2024 21:01

DeanVolecape is what you want to have round the place at Christmas. And the rest of the year.

🕊 & ❤

💡

The Bluestocking - the one with the Christmas stocking
Boiledbeetle · 26/12/2024 21:20

I may have to return this onsie. It fit when I bought it. It's shrunk significantly since yesterday morning.

It's not down to anything I've done!!

Right... What to eat next??

???? Who put salad in my fridge??

The Bluestocking - the one with the Christmas stocking
Magpiecomplex · 26/12/2024 21:26

Boiledbeetle · 26/12/2024 21:20

I may have to return this onsie. It fit when I bought it. It's shrunk significantly since yesterday morning.

It's not down to anything I've done!!

Right... What to eat next??

???? Who put salad in my fridge??

The same psychopath who left half an unwrapped coconut in there...

inkyChristmoose · 26/12/2024 21:40

Magpiecomplex · 26/12/2024 21:26

The same psychopath who left half an unwrapped coconut in there...

There's plenty of turkey left though, Boily!

Boiledbeetle · 26/12/2024 21:48

inkyChristmoose · 26/12/2024 21:40

There's plenty of turkey left though, Boily!

Which is impressive as I cooked a chicken! But then I did nick the fridge from the Bluestocking so it's obviously imbued with a food replication device! (Hopefully without the tribble setting).

@Magpiecomplex I can't be expected to eat a whole coconut in one sitting. I'm saving it for later! I find leaving it open enhances the flavour.

Turkey flavoured coconut anyone?

Magpiecomplex · 26/12/2024 21:50

I'll pass thanks, Boily. Don't much like turkey or coconut!

Bannedontherun · 26/12/2024 21:51

its a no for me too…

lcakethereforeIam · 26/12/2024 22:01

Turkey and coconut curry? I'd eat that.

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inkyChristmoose · 26/12/2024 22:01

There's still time for a Christmassy boxing day snack and snifter at the Bluestocking. Where did you get that hat, Marie?

The Bluestocking - the one with the Christmas stocking
The Bluestocking - the one with the Christmas stocking
The Bluestocking - the one with the Christmas stocking
Magpiecomplex · 26/12/2024 22:04

Wow! I've gone blue in one of those pictures!

MyrtleSingingCarols · 26/12/2024 22:09

inkyChristmoose · 26/12/2024 22:01

There's still time for a Christmassy boxing day snack and snifter at the Bluestocking. Where did you get that hat, Marie?

I love that Tunnocks has now become drinkable!

Boiledbeetle · 26/12/2024 22:09

inkyChristmoose · 26/12/2024 22:01

There's still time for a Christmassy boxing day snack and snifter at the Bluestocking. Where did you get that hat, Marie?

I think the AI has had a few too many snifters itself tonight!

inkyChristmoose · 26/12/2024 22:19

Boiledbeetle · 26/12/2024 22:09

I think the AI has had a few too many snifters itself tonight!

Shorry? Or does I mean sherry? AI is infa, infallib, can't, can, ai mean, <burp> have a few boiled Tribbles here, eat up

The Bluestocking - the one with the Christmas stocking
Boiledbeetle · 26/12/2024 22:23

Actual photo of @Bannedontherun right now!

The Bluestocking - the one with the Christmas stocking
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