The Bluestocking - the one with the Christmas stocking

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New thread here.

Former thread here

https://www.mumsnet.com/talk/womens_rights/5218621-bluestocking-the-one-where-boiled-gets-to-the-bar-first?page=1

Absolutely dreadful!

We are not fish, never have been fish and never will be fish.
QED.

Standing in solidarity with my avian colleagues here. Puffins are definitely not fish.

I think we're being confused with puffer fish.

That sounds logical, Fuzzy. If I could get Gemini to produce an image of a fuzzy puffer fish, I would be sharing it, but no matter what I try it just keeps producing the same, normal puffer fish.

This is rather a cute fuzzy puffer fish.

Gosh! It's gone ten! I'd better get a move on otherwise the sleigh won't be ready in time!

Pity the poor sods getting the lab creations this Christmas! (They're all going to naughty listers)

Merry Christmas to everyone at the Bluestocking! Have a great day tomorrow.

Merry Xmas all Santa has been when i went out for a fag…..

Merry Christmas everyone ❤️

I hope you all have a lovely day tomorrow.

Merry Xmas all!

Right off for a quick zip round the planet.

Smoke me a kipper I'll be back for breakfast!

Merry Christmas

🐞

🎄MERRY CHRISTMAS to all you wonderful people xxx

I went outside at midnight, just to feel the [very mild] Christmas air, and guess what I heard? One solitary ack-ack-ack call from one solitary magpie! At midnight exactly!
I reckon it was Magpie, alerted at exactly the precise stroke of midnight by Android, to fly over to wish me a happy Christmas on behalf of all you lovely Stockingers
A very happy Christmas to all who are celebrating it, have a lovely day.🎄

Good morning and Happy Christmas to all you Bluestocking pub goers!

The gerbils don't seem too sure what a smoked kipper is! But after a night of cookies, mince pies and milk anything savoury will be just fine!

I may go for a snooze once I've had breakfast!

Or do I open my presents first??

Merry Christmas everyone! Enjoy your... erm... kipper burger? Boily!

Santa Beetle brought me a flame thrower!!

My new slippers which are bright red like my wellies are scaring the indoors cat.

Merry Christmas everyone from the Grinch.

I got a tin!

And it was a filled tin!

Mine! All mine!!

❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

Plus I tried out the rotisserie thingy on the air fryer! It was a success. Me and the cats are pleased with the result!

And now back to watching films!

Wow, what a tin! That's a result and a half.

Looks very good, perfect balanced diet.

We got up early and went to silverdale, arriving at about sunrise (though low cloud meant we didn't see much sun except a few gleams later on). So many birds though! Then after walking in that area we went on to Arnside for further walking, smoked salmon sandwiches and a flask of tea.

We clocked up nearly 20km in total!

<wanders in in search of food>

I haven't eaten for a whole FIVE minutes! Get me food quick!

Hope you've got your elastic exoskeleton on today Boily!

Most definitely and a pair of elasticated jogging bottoms (and a t shirt that says "I like big bugs and I cannot lie!)

I may not do Christmas Dinner but so far today I've had...

a bacon and Stilton bagel,

prawn cocktail with crispbreads,

mackerel pate and toasted sourdough bread,

lobster thermodor on a sourdough crumpet,

some rotisserie chicken,

a piece of toffee cake,

a mince pie, with brandy butter and cream

some pretzels

a piece of Toblerone.

I'm thinking of having next

Patagonian Scallops & King Prawns Gratin

Then maybe

a mini pork pie a bit later

and maybe

a slice of the Christmas cake my sister made!

I'm going to need more elastic!