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FuzzyPuffling · 22/10/2024 19:57

I might try leaning backwards over the bath with a flannel on my face while DH washes my hair. Maybe we should practice first!

Boiledbeetle · 22/10/2024 19:58

FuzzyPuffling · 22/10/2024 19:37

Mine takes a massive amount of rinsing. Bath water won't do it.
I shall cobble together some Heath Robinson method.
Failing that, I have a wig in the loft!

Go with the wig!

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Boiledbeetle · 22/10/2024 19:59

FuzzyPuffling · 22/10/2024 19:57

I might try leaning backwards over the bath with a flannel on my face while DH washes my hair. Maybe we should practice first!

Kitchen sink is a better height

Then you can sit on a chair

FuzzyPuffling · 22/10/2024 20:10

Boiledbeetle · 22/10/2024 19:59

Kitchen sink is a better height

Then you can sit on a chair

Edited

But doesn't have a spray attachment.

Boiledbeetle · 22/10/2024 20:11

FuzzyPuffling · 22/10/2024 20:10

But doesn't have a spray attachment.

Bugger!

You'll have to spend the rest of this week practising with the bath! Get him to give you a decent head massage whilst he's at it! 😁

FuzzyPuffling · 22/10/2024 20:14

I might be better to do it myself!
He'll be too busy cleaning and cooking ( Moorfields advice, don't do.either for a fortnight)

He loves all the puffin pictures BTW! Especially the one in a punk wig!

Boiledbeetle · 22/10/2024 20:31

Waves to Mr Fuzzypuffling

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Boiledbeetle · 22/10/2024 20:38

@FuzzyPuffling I was trying to get it to do curly hair! The first was unsuccessful, and the second...

Sorry you now look like something from a black and white episode of Coronation street!

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Bannedontherun · 22/10/2024 20:44

Passing resemblance to Gail , IMO

Magpiecomplex · 22/10/2024 21:07

FuzzyPuffling · 22/10/2024 20:10

But doesn't have a spray attachment.

Sit on a stool in the bath?

Boiledbeetle · 22/10/2024 21:13

Bannedontherun · 22/10/2024 20:44

Passing resemblance to Gail , IMO

More Ivy Tilsley than Gail Tilsley!

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FuzzyPuffling · 22/10/2024 21:45

Oh lordy lordy.. that's scary!

FuzzyPuffling · 22/10/2024 21:45

Actually I think i look like Lord Puffin, the eminent High Court Judge.

Bannedontherun · 22/10/2024 21:46

the script writers turned her evil !!!!

FuzzyPuffling · 22/10/2024 21:47

Mr Puffling waves back. He likes the puffin incarnations.

Boiledbeetle · 22/10/2024 22:14

FuzzyPuffling · 22/10/2024 21:47

Mr Puffling waves back. He likes the puffin incarnations.

For you both

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Boiledbeetle · 22/10/2024 22:16

Smirks!!

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MarieDeGournay · 22/10/2024 22:19

He'll be too busy cleaning and cooking ( Moorfields advice, don't do.either for a fortnight)
How much did you pay Moorfields to say that?Grin
Get your money's worth out of it for as long as you can Wink
but I got back to doing everything for myself after a day or so, because I had no alternative, but it was grand anyway.

Don't let Mr Puffling see this post, obvsSmile

Bannedontherun · 22/10/2024 22:37

Sorry womenzees but i have to refer to the real world for a moment, because i am so excited by the potential outcome of the FWS Supreme Court Appeal, that i can hardly hold down a snowball.

And have you seen that Aidan O’Neill submissions, a bloke no less.

He rams home patriarchy all over the shop.

Forgive the pun.

Proper swoon

Before i even looked him up.

Not mad on beards but am willing to forgive.

Back here now for safety from the roller coaster of the pushback.

Anyway i like a bath, soothes my gardeners back, can i have a pick of Aidan rinsing my hair to calm me down.

I know, i know am sooo politically incorrect

Pretty please

Boiledbeetle · 22/10/2024 23:06

Bannedontherun · 22/10/2024 22:37

Sorry womenzees but i have to refer to the real world for a moment, because i am so excited by the potential outcome of the FWS Supreme Court Appeal, that i can hardly hold down a snowball.

And have you seen that Aidan O’Neill submissions, a bloke no less.

He rams home patriarchy all over the shop.

Forgive the pun.

Proper swoon

Before i even looked him up.

Not mad on beards but am willing to forgive.

Back here now for safety from the roller coaster of the pushback.

Anyway i like a bath, soothes my gardeners back, can i have a pick of Aidan rinsing my hair to calm me down.

I know, i know am sooo politically incorrect

Pretty please

Alas co pilot is a prude, so have a quokka having a bath!

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Boiledbeetle · 22/10/2024 23:10

Meanwhile Mr and Mrs Fuzzypuffling have gone out for a romantic meal

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Octoberaddsagale · 22/10/2024 23:14

Mr or Mrs Fuzzypuffling gets Yorkshire pudding, peas and a strawberry.

I’m not sure what the other has been served with. Croissants, peas, strawberries and - marshmallows?

At least it’s a romantic venue.

Octoberaddsagale · 22/10/2024 23:16

Is this link allowed?

Octoberaddsagale · 22/10/2024 23:34

Here’s the two-page briefing from the link I just gave.

If you read it you may share in @Bannedontherun ‘s joy, and mine.

FuzzyPuffling · 23/10/2024 07:17

Thank you for the wonderful Puffinpics. DH and I are both well impressed ( "save that one, save that one!"). Although DH doesn't eat peas.

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