<Biffs through the front door loudly, plonks down on the squishy sofa, welcomes a quoka on my lap, shakes off leaves, and picks twigs from my hair, breaths slowly>
Can i have a pint of an average chardooooonay and a pile of snowballs please.
Sick of gardening now, constantly wet cold and muddy. I have no fat left on my body, happens every year.
So i need plumping up please as well, don’t eat meat, (not bothered if others here do)
Could do with a nice warm swim in a spa pool - where is it?
Oh hi everyone