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Everyone scarper, the rozzers are coming

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ArabellaScott · 21/12/2023 19:42

Dawn Butler's called the polis on us! Quick everyone, namechange and look busy.

https://twitter.com/DawnButlerBrent/status/1737853431413657806

Everyone scarper, the rozzers are coming
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yourhairiswinterfire · 23/12/2023 00:22

EightMonthsScared · 22/12/2023 23:25

What time are the feds actually turning up, does anybody know?

I've got a Tesco delivery at 4.

This is the slowest raid ever.

Should we tell the Met that they look like Mumsnet's lesbian nana? Maybe that will speed things up a bit.

NoBinturongsHereMate · 23/12/2023 00:41

ErrolTheDragon · 22/12/2023 23:22

Sheep actually prefer gay sex!
Rams or ewes?
Cows are well known for mounting each other. And once (on a Caribbean island) I saw a triple decker of pigs.

Mammals are pretty amateurish on that front, compared with reptiles or amphibians. It's not uncommon for snakes or toads to have so many males piled on top of the female that she just wriggles out and they don't notice.

SinnerBoy · 23/12/2023 02:29

ArabellaScott Yesterday 09:10

I've got some chocolate coins that I was saving for the kids' stockings?

They've no good, I'm afraid; surely you've seen those documentaries, where they sit in patrol cars, eating Haribo?

In other news, we're not the only ones who made the Peelers dance. They've interviewed the Islington Fox Batterer, over his tweets...

RocketPanda · 23/12/2023 04:06

Animals are just really randy aren't they?

dunBle · 23/12/2023 05:41

Soubriquet · 22/12/2023 23:13

Thanks for that ear worm….

and as for gay giraffes I actually saw something on fb today….sheep!!! Sheep actually prefer gay sex!

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To be honest, I much prefer that ear worm to the Prisoner Cell Block H theme tune or "there's somebody at the door" from the Pink Windmill, both of which immediately started bouncing around my brain when they were referenced. I didn't even open the videos FFS.

anyolddinosaur · 23/12/2023 05:59

Farmers think the numbers of gay sheep have been overstated because they included those who would shag anything. https://www.independent.co.uk/news/science/sheep-sexuality-channel-4-my-gay-dog-and-other-animals-a8943426.html

Also note the interesting comment about the "gay" bull who probably was just a late developer.

TRAs denying an animal's true identity, they'll be doing it to children next - oh wait, they already are.

Kucinghitam · 23/12/2023 06:07

It's the crack of another Dawn, and nobody has come to get me.

You know what, I'm getting the impression that Dawn Butler MP (Lab, Brent) is a social-media virtue-signalling chicken-shit

massive liar

WarriorN · 23/12/2023 07:51

Once we get the Great Escape-esque tunnels set up, you’re going to want some more sturdy footwear.

Yeah but I was thinking a good pointy louboutin would be a good digging tool.

#alwaysthinking

WarriorN · 23/12/2023 07:56

Red sky at night, shepherd's delight....

Red sky at Dawn, shepherd's warning....

We've had rainbow skies in the NE, is that a predictor of gay giraffes? Or gay sheep?

Everyone scarper, the rozzers are coming
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ArabellaScott · 23/12/2023 08:03

DriftingDora · 22/12/2023 23:07

My mind is working overtime - perhaps we could use 'Asda van pulled up next door' as a euphemism to mean 'the cops are outside'?

'a net of nuts' delivered = euphemism for the cops AND Dawn are knocking on the door

'a few sprouts' = this is more problematic, but could mean the cops AND Dawn have 'got wind' of where a Mumsnetter lives...

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'Netting' meant something in prison slang but I can't remember what now.

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ArabellaScott · 23/12/2023 08:06

Here we are. 'Netted up' means going crazy inside. Obviously 'mumsnetted up' means the opposite.

https://prisonwriters.com/prison-slang/

I was thinking that if we all ID as Mumgender and insist on being housed with other Mumgender people they might have to build a whole new prison for us. Then we could probably get some input on the decor and furnishings.

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SinnerBoy · 23/12/2023 08:16

WarriorN · Today 07:56

Red sky at night, shepherd's delight....

Nice photo, just down the road from me, although I'm away at the moment. You've not a Sand Dancer, are you?

SinnerBoy · 23/12/2023 08:19

Thinking of tunnels and Tunnocks, I have an idea for the wrappers. They'd make ideal reflectors for the candles, just smooth them out, put them behind the flame and Bob's your uncle.

(Sorry, unless Dawn's reading, in which case, Bob's your auntie).

WarriorN · 23/12/2023 08:20

Ah no I'm not. Know a fair few though!

SinnerBoy · 23/12/2023 08:21

Ah, I was just thinking of the vantage point of your lovely photo.

LarkLane · 23/12/2023 08:22

Dawn breaks. I remain unarrested.
Perhaps I should change my name to Caroline and roast a chicken for dinner?

WarriorN · 23/12/2023 08:24

SinnerBoy · 23/12/2023 08:21

Ah, I was just thinking of the vantage point of your lovely photo.

No snaffled from the bbc report.

They've finally run out of sycamore stories.

ErrolTheDragon · 23/12/2023 08:37

anyolddinosaur · 23/12/2023 05:59

Farmers think the numbers of gay sheep have been overstated because they included those who would shag anything. https://www.independent.co.uk/news/science/sheep-sexuality-channel-4-my-gay-dog-and-other-animals-a8943426.html

Also note the interesting comment about the "gay" bull who probably was just a late developer.

TRAs denying an animal's true identity, they'll be doing it to children next - oh wait, they already are.

Oh, so they're not 'gay', but asexual? Or is there another orientation for 'not very bothered especially if it means butting heads with Big Bruce'.

NotBadConsidering · 23/12/2023 08:53

SinnerBoy · 23/12/2023 08:19

Thinking of tunnels and Tunnocks, I have an idea for the wrappers. They'd make ideal reflectors for the candles, just smooth them out, put them behind the flame and Bob's your uncle.

(Sorry, unless Dawn's reading, in which case, Bob's your auntie).

That sounds very wholesome. I’ll probably use the wrapper to smoke some heroin. If I’m going to prison I want to break bad and have the full experience. Smoke some H, make a shiv out of a toothbrush, bribe some screws with some fags, set up a smuggling ring by working in the laundry, get a “crew”.

WarriorN · 23/12/2023 08:59

Heroine or escape light, either way, awesome recycling attitude 😃

WarriorN · 23/12/2023 09:00

*Heroin

Bloody auto correct

BrendasIronSledge · 23/12/2023 09:12

LarkLane · 23/12/2023 08:22

Dawn breaks. I remain unarrested.
Perhaps I should change my name to Caroline and roast a chicken for dinner?

emerges from hideout in the loft

Everyone present and accounted for this morning?

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ArabellaScott · 23/12/2023 09:12

I don't want any heroin. I will be needing plenty of Vitamin D, though. Especially if we are digging tunnels.

I also think that the failure so far of the Met to respond to a sitting MP's instruction to arrest Mumsnet is a dire reflection on cutbacks and the falling standards of public services.

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ArabellaScott · 23/12/2023 09:14

In my day, if government ordered a large rabble be arrested, the coppers'd be out with shined boots and determined jaws nocking on doors before you could say 'Non crime hate incident'.

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ArabellaScott · 23/12/2023 09:15

I dropped a 'k'. Add it to the charges, m'lud.

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