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Everyone scarper, the rozzers are coming

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ArabellaScott · 21/12/2023 19:42

Dawn Butler's called the polis on us! Quick everyone, namechange and look busy.

https://twitter.com/DawnButlerBrent/status/1737853431413657806

Everyone scarper, the rozzers are coming
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NewtonPulsifer · 22/12/2023 13:14

anyolddinosaur · 22/12/2023 13:10

Duck sex had to appear on this thread because

Q: What time does a duck wake up?
A: At the quack of dawn!

I'll get my coat.

How do you nominate for classics?

Report the first post and write “nominate classics”.

ErrolTheDragon · 22/12/2023 13:14

How do you nominate for classics?

Use the report button and ask, it's not just for bad stuff.

NewtonPulsifer · 22/12/2023 13:16

Can we go to the Zoo Lane Prison? If we can file the bars, we can make our escape on a gay giraffe.

Everyone scarper, the rozzers are coming
SerotinaPickeler · 22/12/2023 13:25

DennisNoelKavanaghOffTwitter · 22/12/2023 13:20

Shouldn't there also be an option 'All the Above'?

StephanieSuperpowers · 22/12/2023 13:25

There is no obvious right answer there :-(.

littlbrowndog · 22/12/2023 13:26

Giraffes

Everyone scarper, the rozzers are coming
WellOwlBeDamned · 22/12/2023 13:28

RethinkingLife · 22/12/2023 12:46

I notice that a lot of people see Mumsnet as a single entity - a sort of multi-headed hydra in which the thousands of different women all share the same opinion…
It's very telling about the way women are seen - not as individuals with their own opinions but as a single shrieking monster.

Don't recall the poster who once styled this as perceiving MN as a be-cardiganed monolith. Optional pearls for the clutching, of course.

Maybe they think the logo is a realistic depiction of ‘Mumsnet’ a many headed giant monster holding it’s young aloft a la Lion King?

Froodwithatowel · 22/12/2023 13:28
giraffe GIF

Definitely the giraffes.

Manopadmanaban · 22/12/2023 13:29

TommyNever · 22/12/2023 00:22

Sarge: Where do you lads think you're going?
Constable: Mumsnet, sir. The Labour Party has told us to arrest them.
Sarge: What's the charge?
Constable: Thinking, I think sir.
Sarge: What, just thinking, or thinking clever?
Constable: Probably a bit of both sir.
Sarge: What about talking?
Constable: Yeah they do a lot of that sir, quite careless.
Sarge: Careless talk costs lives. Don't they know there's a war on?
Constable: I reckon they probably do, sir.

This is absolutely brilliant! Cheered up my day.

ArcaneWireless · 22/12/2023 13:30

We can cross off the days on this…

Everyone scarper, the rozzers are coming
WyrdyGrob · 22/12/2023 13:33

Oh FFS @NewtonPulsifer now I’ve got a fucking earworm.

on the plus side I can lead us all in a singsong of CBeebies themetunes. And probably a mass recital of all the various episodes we had to watch on repeat.

this thread brings a new and previously unconsidered angle to Sarah and Duck
(quack)

ickky · 22/12/2023 13:43

RocketPanda · 22/12/2023 08:33

Actual stroke not a wanking reference. One can't be too certain on this thread.

😂True

How you recovering now?

HoneyButterPopcorn · 22/12/2023 13:45

Has Dawn come up with any more gems today? Or is she all tuckered out and having a wee nap?

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ArabellaScott · 22/12/2023 13:45

Gosh, we may need to do a quick tidy-round, India's sending people round.

India! We've not hoovered!

https://twitter.com/IndiaWilloughby/status/1738173629970473112

https://twitter.com/IndiaWilloughby/status/1738173629970473112

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CampsieGlamper · 22/12/2023 13:49

The successful, ever vigilant, top achieving metropolitan police? Couldn't catch clap.in a brothel.

TinselAngel · 22/12/2023 13:49

ArabellaScott · 22/12/2023 13:45

Gosh, we may need to do a quick tidy-round, India's sending people round.

India! We've not hoovered!

https://twitter.com/IndiaWilloughby/status/1738173629970473112

Screenshot for the blocked?

StephanieSuperpowers · 22/12/2023 13:52

It's nice to see that they're sending company to little ol us at this time of year. But I've eaten the good biscuits so they'll have to do with stale bourbons until the Big Shop happens.

Ohyoudodoyou · 22/12/2023 13:54

I'll do an OU course in the clink, and maybe get a job in the library.
I'll work out too, like that fella in 'Cape Fear'.

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ArabellaScott · 22/12/2023 13:54

I hope nobody's expecting biscuits, because frankly nobody's going to be threatening my Xmas prepper supplies.

Everyone scarper, the rozzers are coming
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DrivingonIce · 22/12/2023 13:55

I'm not completely sure that'll have the effect that Willoughby's hoping for.

Ohyoudodoyou · 22/12/2023 13:57

DrivingonIce · 22/12/2023 13:55

I'm not completely sure that'll have the effect that Willoughby's hoping for.

It was reading these FWR wot radicalised me and I've passed the baton to others!

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ArabellaScott · 22/12/2023 13:58

DrivingonIce · 22/12/2023 13:55

I'm not completely sure that'll have the effect that Willoughby's hoping for.

We all know this is a last minute biscuit grab. You can prise the last chocolate Viennese Whirl out of my cold, dead hands.

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Chariothorses · 22/12/2023 13:59

@TinselAngel India Willoughby@IndiaWilloughbyIf you have 5mins to spare today, please visit Mumsnet on this link. https://mumsnet.com/talk/womens_rights… Read some of the threads. See how @MumsnetTowers owner @Justine_Roberts statement in the Mail about not allowing trans hate speech matches up to what you find. Thank you

https://www.mumsnet.com/talk/womens_rights

https://t.co/Ny6nh1CgAW

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