More trouble for sturgeon and co ahead

[Hoardasurass]

Was going to post this on the other thread but it'd full so new 1
https://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/scottish-news/nicola-sturgeon-warned-not-delete-30204692?utm_source=linkCopy&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=sharebar

Holy fucking moly.

Just came to say he'd been charged 🥳
From the Spectator https://www.spectator.co.uk/article/now-nicola-sturgeons-husband-is-arrested-again/

EMBDY GOT AN EMPTY FERRABIT

@RealFeminist hugs at this delicate and stressful time!

Bloody hell! 🎉🎉🎉

No wonder they wanted the campervan back. They were going to go on the lam😧.

Omfg

How interesting!

From twitter (parody account)
https://x.com/Sandford_Police/status/1781038314516066566

Damn it! Posted at 8.13pm! I plagiarised them!

Nah just great minds thinking alike

Maybe he said something mean to somone else?
He's fine. All he has to do is put some tight leggings on, get his package prominently poking out, identify as a woman, and he'll be off Scott free.

Don't forget the wig @lechiffre55

I thought embezzlement was something glittery that too eager to please youngsters stick to their underbits.

Is it another word for fraud?

Noo, bless you, that be vajazzaling.
But it does seem that embezzlement is a fancy name for nicking.

I was thinking that embezzlement could be the love child of vajazzaling and embellishing!

https://twitter.com/Laird_ofNowhere/status/1781070917822484570?s=19

He could identify as being 17 years old and get a community order.

Is he gonna be the fall guy do we think?

Embezzlement is specifically money related whereas fraud can be other things such as misrepresenting yourself e.g. saying you are a lawyer when you are not kinda thing.

I'm say nothing just leaving this here
Nicola Sturgeon pulls out of Westminster committee appearance https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13337397/Nicola-Sturgeon-pulls-Westminster-committee-appearance-week-witness-availability.html?ito=native_share_article-nativemenubutton

GOT THE DENTISTS

Is that a euphemism for diarrhoea?

Wings Over Scotland seems to think that the PF's office will stitch is up so Nicola doesn't get arrested? So you might be OK @RealFeminist

DEPENDS IF THEY GO FOR CROWNS OR ROOT CANAOL