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SirSamVimesCityWatch · 11/01/2024 17:50

What if the XL bullies just identify as Yorkshire terriers instead? Job done, definitely not a threat to anyone then.

DuesToTheDirt · 11/01/2024 19:25

IcakethereforeIam · 10/01/2024 23:19

Someone so teeny tiny should be really concerned about giant angry English dogs coming over the border.

Grin. That made me laugh more than it should have!

SinnerBoy · 12/01/2024 05:30

Hm.

Rapist Gender XL Bullies sounds like the worst ever boy band.

RhannionKPSS · 14/01/2024 12:22

More trouble: Scooter’s brother in law has been arrested…something to do with drugs.

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Boiledbeetle · 16/01/2024 08:20

Only £6K... Surely that amount is personal use!

The trio were also alleged to have crack cocaine and cannabis.

They seem like people to know when planning a party!

RealFeminist · 16/01/2024 08:24

DEPENDS HOW MANY TENNER BAGS YE CAN GET THROUGH TBH

GulesMeansRed · 16/01/2024 08:40

Sturgeon's wife, Nadia El-Nakla, is/was the Dundee Council spokesperson on alcohol and drugs. Clearly something her family has lots of experience in.

BigBoysDontCry · 16/01/2024 08:44

GulesMeansRed · 16/01/2024 08:40

Sturgeon's wife, Nadia El-Nakla, is/was the Dundee Council spokesperson on alcohol and drugs. Clearly something her family has lots of experience in.

Freudian slip? 😂😂

Boiledbeetle · 16/01/2024 08:50

RealFeminist · 16/01/2024 08:24

DEPENDS HOW MANY TENNER BAGS YE CAN GET THROUGH TBH

As someone who is always up for a challenge that doesn't involve moving around much I'm happy to volunteer for this one! If someone can supply the bags I will do my best to get through them. In the name of authentic research of course!

Someone else may have to do the counting though as I don't imagine I'll be in a fit state to!

RealFeminist · 16/01/2024 09:05

MA WIFE S NOTHIN TAE DAE WI AW THIS

GulesMeansRed · 16/01/2024 09:41

BigBoysDontCry · 16/01/2024 08:44

Freudian slip? 😂😂

Useless's wife. Sturgeon, Useless - makes no real difference, does it?

RealFeminist · 16/01/2024 13:02

'Dundee’s nationalist politics are murky, resembling “an episode of Game of Thrones”, according to David Clegg, the editor of Dundee’s Courier newspaper, writing in 2019, and El-Nakia was fully immersed in these turbulent currents.

The city’s SNP elite run the council and hold every Holyrood and Westminster seat, but over the past ten years the party has suffered a series of scandals — not least the very public divorce of Robison and Stewart Hosie, MP for Dundee East and the party’s former deputy leader at Westminster.

The two had been regarded as the “king and queen of Dundee”, said Clegg, but their marriage collapsed in 2016 and it soon emerged that Hosie and Angus MacNeil, another SNP MP, had both been having affairs with Serena Cowdy, a political journalist (Hosie and Cowdy have since married).

El-Nakla was by then embroiled in troubles of her own, which emerged in 2018 during the sensational trial of her former lover, Craig Melville, a former SNP councillor who formerly worked for Hosie.

Matters had come to a head in 2015, on the night of the Bataclan atrocity in Paris, when 130 people died in an attack by Islamic fundamentalists. At the time, though married to Fariad Umar, an IT specialist, El-Nakia told the court that she had been embroiled in an “on-off” affair with Melville, who was himself engaged to be married.

After news of the Paris killings broke, she received a drunken phone call from Melville, who followed up with a series of text messages.

One message read: “It’s not personal I just fing hate your religion and I’ll do all [to] defeat your filth.’ Another said: “Horrible murdering Islamic c*.’
El-Nakla described in court how she had previously changed Melville’s name on her phone to read “Karen” — the name of another friend — to avoid suspicion as they were calling and texting each other “constantly throughout the day”.

Umar told the court that he became suspicious about the messages. “The language wasn’t what Karen would use so I checked the number with one I had on my phone and they were different,” he said. “When I called the Karen on my wife’s phone, a man answered. I hung up.”

He confronted El-Nakla, who initially denied an affair, prompting Umar, an IT specialist, to use data recovery software to retrieve the text messages. Melville was found guilty of behaving in a threatening and abusive manner, aggravated by racial prejudice.'

Bloody hell. Is this why they produce such piss poor legislation; they're all too busy shagging each other's spouses?

https://www.thetimes.co.uk/article/who-is-nadia-el-nakla-the-scottish-first-ministers-activist-wife-rtcd33t2d

Who is Nadia el-Nakla, Humza Yousaf’s ‘activist’ wife?

After a powerful speech on the Gaza war that brought international attention this week, the Dundee SNP councillor is finding her voice on a bigger stage

https://www.thetimes.co.uk/article/who-is-nadia-el-nakla-the-scottish-first-ministers-activist-wife-rtcd33t2d

RealFeminist · 16/01/2024 13:03

EH SORRY <CLEARS THROAT> DONT KNOW WHIT CAME OVER ME

Shouldgetupearlier · 16/01/2024 23:17

Oh my, please let there be a long serial like the Crown, but based on the sNP!

GoatsareGOAT · 16/01/2024 23:24

Shouldgetupearlier · 16/01/2024 23:17

Oh my, please let there be a long serial like the Crown, but based on the sNP!

😂

RhannionKPSS · 16/01/2024 23:55

It would need to be a very dark comedy…

Ereshkigalangcleg · 17/01/2024 00:04

Oh my, please let there be a long serial like the Crown, but based on the sNP!

That sounds great. Who would play who?

IcakethereforeIam · 17/01/2024 12:09

I actually woke in the middle of the night thinking 'muppets! They'd have to be played by muppets!'. Then I went back to sleep, and I've only just remembered. But yes, a muppet movie, with the 'big' roles played by muppets (so like real life) and humans playing everyone else.

JanesLittleGirl · 17/01/2024 12:27

Surely there would be a role for Wee Jimmy Krankie?

Boiledbeetle · 17/01/2024 13:31

IcakethereforeIam · 17/01/2024 12:09

I actually woke in the middle of the night thinking 'muppets! They'd have to be played by muppets!'. Then I went back to sleep, and I've only just remembered. But yes, a muppet movie, with the 'big' roles played by muppets (so like real life) and humans playing everyone else.

If mumsnet are included in the movie (we bloody should be) then I demand I'm only portrayed by an actor who identifies as a beetle.

IcakethereforeIam · 17/01/2024 13:52

I get to pick the caterers. They can audition with, oh I dunno, cake?

lechiffre55 · 17/01/2024 15:14

Can Beaker from The Muppets play Scooter please?

Rainbowshit · 17/01/2024 18:20

lechiffre55 · 17/01/2024 15:14

Can Beaker from The Muppets play Scooter please?

😂

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