More trouble for sturgeon and co ahead

[Hoardasurass]

Was going to post this on the other thread but it'd full so new 1
https://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/scottish-news/nicola-sturgeon-warned-not-delete-30204692?utm_source=linkCopy&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=sharebar

i was trying to think of a cast list, but couldn’t envision it as anything but a political spoof.

I keep imagining it ending with the loony tunes that's all folks!

I’m thinking more like a version of Two Doors Down 😀

That would be even better

It's a shame our comedians are all such cowards. The fun they could have had when the police dug up sturgeon's garden and loaded the campervan on the back of a recovery truck. Maybe one day...

or spin-off of The Windsors, maybe.

With the Greens always popping round to borrow stuff? A cup of sugar, 50p for the meter, their integrity....

IT WIZ JIST RESTIN IN MY DRIVEWAY

More importantly who do YOU want to represent you in the film/mini series of your glorious reign??

I'LL NEED TAE THINK

May I make a suggestion?

PS I'm wondering if the string vest we all assumed was traditional Scottish attire may in fact have been fetish gear on public display all along?
Was Rab well ahead of the curves? A prophet of her times?

Can't we get Glinner on the case? He's the only bard who could do these dark times sufficient justice and apply the curative salve of laughter to the rents in our society so raggedly deep and exhaustively infected.

Boiledbeetle · Today 10:03

More importantly who do YOU want to represent you in the film/mini series of your glorious reign??

I'm going for Idris Elba, personally.

I see Useless is uncomfortable with the word "National" in his party's name.

He may have s point. Perhaps "the Scottish Batshit Party" woyld be more accurate.

Anc the story on the BBC News site has this quote:
"And there's no doubt about our politics being very routed in the left and the centre left of political discourse."

My bolding ,- as this was from a podcast, I take it ghat the error in the transcription is yhd fault of the BBC's illiterate scribblers. No change there, then

"https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-68017535

HES NO THE ONLY FUCKER WHOS ROTEN A BOOK

Scottish Nonce Party would be far more appropriate nowadays…a shower of weirdos, Aunt Lydias, perverts, misogynists, and bawbags. There are only a handful of them that are decent human beings.

Things are about to get a whole lot more interesting as the poor victim has died

https://www.scottishdailyexpress.co.uk/news/scottish-news/man-who-fell-window-dundee-31910576?utm_source=linkCopy&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=sharebar

Oh dear it looks like deleting all those WhatsApp messages is going to bite Stergeon in the arse

https://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/scottish-news/nicola-sturgeon-facing-police-probe-31930066?utm_source=linkCopy&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=sharebar

At this point it would be a lot easier to look for what Wee Nic did right during her rule! The list would be shorter!

It won’t, it never does. God knows how she manages to get away with everything.

Nicola says that no messages were deleted, so all's OK. How can anybody doubt her, she's a paragon of honesty and integrity.

TWO WORDS - THE BABY BOXES

I'm not sure if this has already been posted?

Tsk!

https://www.thetimes.co.uk/article/snp-will-pay-uk-government-costs-for-gender-bill-challenge-7stf0vzvp

https://archive.ph/Kezu3

They’ll rephrase it as being evil Westminster stealing from the Scots again, after the Scots we’re trying to “be kind”.