More trouble for sturgeon and co ahead

[Hoardasurass]

Was going to post this on the other thread but it'd full so new 1
https://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/scottish-news/nicola-sturgeon-warned-not-delete-30204692?utm_source=linkCopy&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=sharebar

Harvie would sell his soul for a feel of sturgeons baw sack.

What is a man?

PH is a very short man with a squeaky voice and tiny hands.

Unrelated question - how tall is Buck Angel?

Wee Beaker (aka Ross Greer) is less than happy about Souter. If Bunsen (Harvie) doesn't walk away from his salary, what will Ross do? Getting in industrial loads of popcorn for this one!

Ross Greer lives near me. The local Asda is recruiting.

Although seeing as he has zero work experience doing anything other than politics, he might struggle to get an interview.

Puir wee meep boy will be having conniptions.

maybe Ross could go into music?

I see the SNP have "found" (chipped a bit off some stone somewhere) the missing piece. 😂😂

IT WIS IN THE CUBPARD

It was aye.

AYE. AHM FOND O THAT CUBORARD

Is the paperwork for the campervan in that cupboard as well?

Was it the cupboard IN the campervan?

Oops! Who could have foreseen this?

Everyone. Everyone could see this coming.

https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2024/01/09/snp-ban-review-xl-bully-dogs-scotland-dangerous-influx/

https://archive.ph/QqyCp archive link

PH is about the same height as me 5ft 2” small hands, small feet, I’ve unfortunately stood right next to him that how I know.

That is very short for a man. It’s perhaps quite short for a woman who hates her sex enough to try and obliterate it with testosterone and/or legislation.

Someone so teeny tiny should be really concerned about giant angry English dogs coming over the border.

But but but... The SNP had decided the English were wrong and these dogs shouldn't be banned as they weren't dangerous.

Did they suddenly become dangerous in a way the SNP could never have foreseen?

But that's 'cos the ENGLISH dogs arrived duh!

The Scottish dogs were fine.

WE WERE WAITIN FER SCOTTISH EVIDENCE

https://www.scottishdailyexpress.co.uk/news/politics/operation-branchform-costs-hit-1m-31692298?utm_source=linkCopy&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=sharebar
The investigation so far has cost over £1 million

Stop Press:

Bobbies Say Fortune Could Have Been Saved if SNP Weren't BUNCH OF LYING BASTARDS!

https://news.sky.com/story/xl-bully-dogs-to-be-banned-in-scotland-scottish-government-confirms-13045216

Nope, no-one could possibly have seen this coming. Not at all. Ever.

Is there enough room in that cupboard for a whole load of xl bullies, @RealFeminist ?

It's not like the Scottish Gov. have form for not seeing things that are completely foreseeable. Oh, wait

What if the Scottish XL Bully dogs identify as rapists? Can they then be homed in Scottish women's prisons?