BREAKING NEWS! Peter Murrell in custody for questioning re. funding of SNP

[Tillytrotter67]

https://www.thescottishsun.co.uk/news/10472558/nicola-sturgeons-husband-arrested-peter-murrell/

I think speculating on impulsive, late night eBay purchases sound like fun.

not that I am in any way implying that Peter would find himself in this position…but imagine waking up one morning to find a couple of guys dropping off a massive caravan on your drive and thinking, ‘oh shit. No one should let me near eBay if I’ve been drinking’.

I can't wait for it all to come out in the wash. Gonna be funny.

Imagine all the bold one-colour business suits NIc could shop for in a tit-for-tat revenge scenario worthy of the AIBU board.

All the colour coming out of nic’s revenge suits in the wash (because Peter put it on the wrong setting) would be an excellent addition to that AIBU.

He knew that suit was dry clean only! No way was it an accident!

Have my first LTB 😂

I think she might dump the businessness suits and go easycare tracksuits and baseball caps.

Extra ness unintended....

Nic’s Juicy tracksuit era?

A parked campervan can be used for many things. External office. Place for meet and greet. Wipe clean surfaces. Endless possibilities

He can take it down for the coronation. Save some money in hotel bills.

The SNP treasurer Colin Beattie has been arrested now.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-65309791

Fascinating!

”He served as the SNP's treasurer for 16 years before being defeated in an internal election by Douglas Chapman in 2020, but returned to the role when Mr Chapman resigned a year later.”

I’m guessing Douglas Chapman didn’t like what he saw in that year he was treasurer!

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This is quite the doom spiral they find themselves in isn't it?

I’m guessing Douglas Chapman didn’t like what he saw in that year he was treasurer!

Chapman didn’t like was he not allowed to see:

On Twitter, he said: "Despite having a resounding mandate from members to introduce more transparency into the party's finances, I have not received the support or financial information to carry out the fiduciary duties of National Treasurer.

"Regretfully I have resigned with immediate effect."

https://www.scotsman.com/news/politics/douglas-chapman-resigns-as-snp-national-treasurer-over-lack-of-support-3255260

Wow!

Bet he’s kinda glad he didn’t get to see anything, as it gets him neatly off the hook’

https://news.sky.com/story/man-71-arrested-by-police-investigating-snp-finances-12859902

Same story but from Sky.

I'm starting to think there's not enough popcorn in the world for this one!

I have just bought a popcorn farm.

There’s also the leaked sturgeon video stuff: https://www.heraldscotland.com/politics/23458583.snp-finances-probe-reportedly-turns-nicola-sturgeon/

Is it just me or does the bit where she addresses Alison not feel somewhat passive aggressive? ‘I’m not saying it’s you, but I’ll be very interested to see if that makes its way into the media. Not pointing any fingers though. Just saying’

AHM NO POINTIN ANYHING AT EMBDY

https://www.thetimes.co.uk/article/fb9d433c-dd33-11ed-a0a8-657f9e54fc6a?shareToken=4ff37f1307831e49ff1e35937fa38b43

That trans rapist really has claimed at least one more victim.

How does he reply when other prisoners ask who he raped?
Woman 1, woman 2, the SNP.

This just keeps getting worse (better)&worse (better)

This isn’t the trans rapist. This is about more general corruption within the SNP and the level of centralised control that enabled bills such as the GRR.