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EpicChaos · 07/04/2023 23:36

Has she been spotted anywhere yet?
Maybe she's gone to her other job - doing ironing for a big hotel somewhere, that's what i heard anyway.

And my vote is for... scone rhymes with gone and i am unanimous in that!

LemonSwan · 07/04/2023 23:36

Boiledbeetle · 07/04/2023 23:11

Surely by now you should realise the best threads are the ones that descend into chaos almost immediately.

You're not supposed to understand them. just go with Flow...even if it takes younger under the patio. Allegedly.

I was struggling to realise anything if honest. 🤣

It had been a long day. Someone literally dropped dead in front of me and came back to life. And you won’t believe it but there was a patio involved. Poor soul is thankfully alive and well quite injured but will recover 😵‍💫

But yes I was mentally floating through the twilight zone yesterday and ended up on here even more disorientated 🤣

EpicChaos · 07/04/2023 23:40

@LemonSwan " Someone literally dropped dead in front of me and came back to life."

Jebus christ!

LemonSwan · 07/04/2023 23:45

EpicChaos · 07/04/2023 23:40

@LemonSwan " Someone literally dropped dead in front of me and came back to life."

Jebus christ!

My thoughts exactly! 😱

EpicChaos · 07/04/2023 23:51

😇
😁lol

Ramblingnamechanger · 08/04/2023 00:03

Going back to the matter of the scone, sorry stone of destiny, did anyone one see an item today ( now mislaid sadly) saying that Roman numerals have been found on it. XX I have to assume.

Boiledbeetle · 08/04/2023 00:25

EpicChaos · 07/04/2023 23:40

@LemonSwan " Someone literally dropped dead in front of me and came back to life."

Jebus christ!

At Easter? Isn't that when Jesus?....Sorry why do we celebrate Easter? My religious education is somewhat lacking. Does the bible have easter egg bunnies in it? And why do bunnies bring eggs? Aren't they the wrong farmyard animal?

I mean i died and was resurrected, but I'm not jesus as it was in October time one year. Although with the changing of the calendars. Maybe I'm jesus?

I'm waving my hands at the bath water but it's not turning to alcohol or parting. So if i am jesus I'm defective.

Shelefttheweb · 08/04/2023 00:59

Hoardasurass · 07/04/2023 18:55

That will be costly. I wonder if £600k would cover his fees?

Boiledbeetle · 08/04/2023 01:04

Ramblingnamechanger · 08/04/2023 00:03

Going back to the matter of the scone, sorry stone of destiny, did anyone one see an item today ( now mislaid sadly) saying that Roman numerals have been found on it. XX I have to assume.

well if its XY we will know it's fake!

Boiledbeetle · 08/04/2023 01:05

Shelefttheweb · 08/04/2023 00:59

That will be costly. I wonder if £600k would cover his fees?

I'm sure her hubby had that in his back hander. I mean pocket.

Shelefttheweb · 08/04/2023 01:06

My religious education is somewhat lacking. Does the bible have easter egg bunnies in it? And why do bunnies bring eggs? Aren't they the wrong farmyard animal?

Bunnies were instead of Hares and Hares were associated with the pagan goddess Eostre. Hence the name Easter. Some symbols and customs were too embedded for the church to get rid of so were adapted instead in a way that reduced their power and symbolism (Bunnies). Eggs are a symbol of new life associated with spring.

Boiledbeetle · 08/04/2023 01:25

Shelefttheweb · 08/04/2023 01:06

My religious education is somewhat lacking. Does the bible have easter egg bunnies in it? And why do bunnies bring eggs? Aren't they the wrong farmyard animal?

Bunnies were instead of Hares and Hares were associated with the pagan goddess Eostre. Hence the name Easter. Some symbols and customs were too embedded for the church to get rid of so were adapted instead in a way that reduced their power and symbolism (Bunnies). Eggs are a symbol of new life associated with spring.

Thankyou for the informative post in amongst the madness.

I figured there had to be a reason for the rabbits and the eggs, but couldn't work out how they related to jesus/God! Hadn't occurred to me some bits were older. Some bits of my education are seriously lacking!

But if you ever need to know the intricate details of top down basement construction or contiguous piling methods I'm your woman!

EpicChaos · 08/04/2023 02:25

Yup @Boiledbeetle my post ( " Jebus Christ! " ) was in reference to the resurrection, so you were spot on with your religious knowledge.

SquidwardBound · 08/04/2023 06:08

Eggs are also important for Passover for Jews. The festival is all about the origin of Jewish people and has plenty of egg based symbolism.

An egg goes on the Seder plate to symbolise the cycle of life and mourning. I think it’s hard boiled and possibly also stuck in the oven to blacken the shell.

And I think some jews dip eggs in salt water to remember the tears and sweat of the Jews enslaved in Egypt at some point during the Passover meal.

Chersfrozenface · 08/04/2023 06:53

SquidwardBound · 07/04/2023 19:25

The thing is, it does reflect badly on the SNP leadership if they’re very much junior coalition partners are making them look shit. The leader of the party needs to be much better at negotiating and setting boundaries. And they clearly aren’t any good at ensuring that the credit for the green’s stupidity lands with the greens.

Some of the quotes from Humza in there are giving me flashbacks to a dreadful HoD I had once, whose favourite bit of meaningless bullshit was ‘you’re pushing an open door’. The truth was a long way from that crap cliche.

Re first para: to give them their due, the Tories provided an object lesson in shafting junior coalition partners 2010-2015, did they not?

Perhaps the SNP are not quite the savvy political operators they thought they were.

BTW, I do sometimes wonder whether the trauma of 2010 - 2015 caused the Lib Dems to lose their collective minds as thoroughly as they have.

SquidwardBound · 08/04/2023 08:06

Well yes @Chersfrozenface. The Tories definitely did manage to ensure all the shit landed on the Lib Dems.

The example does also indicate that the Lib Dems just weren’t as good at negotiating to be in coalition than the greens appear to have been (possibly because the SNP lacked the leadership to say no). The Lib Dems quickly folded on things that had motivated a significant chunk of the population (23% of the popular vote, even though it only translated into 57 seats because of FPTP) to vote for them. So people were pretty angry with them from the beginning and it was impossible to turn that ship around.

The Scottish greens have never been that popular. They should be miles away from being a significant force in shaping Scottish policy. In 2021 they got just over 1% of the overall Constituency vote and less than 9% of the regional vote. The conservatives and labour are both far more popular in Scotland than the greens are. Yet they manage to hold a ludicrous amount of power over the SNP. And they’ve been pretty ruthless in leveraging it (despite their ‘be kind’ packaging).

From the public’s perspective, it made some sense that Tories would go into coalition with the Lib Dems, as the clear third party in parliament. In contrast, coalition with a far left fringe party with no significant popular support looks a lot more like the SNP trying desperately to hang on to a majority (having alienated everyone else in Scottish politics). That makes it harder to blame the greens. Because it looks like the SNP a brought their untrained dog to a party and then let it bite the host and shit in the middle of the living room floor.

Which is to say, that it all reflects very poorly on the SNP leadership indeed. Humza is unlikely to prove a stronger leader than Nicola did.

EmotionalSupportHyena · 08/04/2023 08:34

it looks like the SNP brought their untrained dog to a party and then let it bite the host and shit in the middle of the living room floor.

😆

ArabellaScott · 08/04/2023 08:40

Shelefttheweb · 08/04/2023 01:06

My religious education is somewhat lacking. Does the bible have easter egg bunnies in it? And why do bunnies bring eggs? Aren't they the wrong farmyard animal?

Bunnies were instead of Hares and Hares were associated with the pagan goddess Eostre. Hence the name Easter. Some symbols and customs were too embedded for the church to get rid of so were adapted instead in a way that reduced their power and symbolism (Bunnies). Eggs are a symbol of new life associated with spring.

Also it was used to be believed that hares laid eggs. As far as I remember, because hares would lie down in hollows and another bird laid eggs in hollows ... I mean hares aren't birds ... hold on ....

EmotionalSupportHyena · 08/04/2023 08:48

The Easter stuff in the TV version of American Gods is glorious

FannyCann · 08/04/2023 09:44

Can anyone explain this image from one of the DM articles, of police with a crate with bumper bags of tea and cartons of milk?
Did the police bring supplies for a long day or is this "evidence" being taken away?

BREAKING NEWS! Peter Murrell in custody for questioning re. funding of SNP
EmotionalSupportHyena · 08/04/2023 09:47

I think that must be going IN because the evidence crates coming OUT are green.

EmotionalSupportHyena · 08/04/2023 09:48

It is funny to think about Nic’s teabags being confiscated tho.

BREAKING NEWS! Peter Murrell in custody for questioning re. funding of SNP
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