Cheese

[monomatapea]

Hello I understand dinosaurs now but what's with all the cheese talk?

Well, as I used to say to my daughter when she was littler:

Cheese, cheese, good for your knees!
But not very good for curing fleas!

How little did I know!

Yeah but they're just pervs.

Thank you I was quite proud of that. 😊

nilsmousehammer · Today 16:55

She has the power of turning weetabix to cheese.

To be fair, turning Weetabix into anything - Leighton Buzzard Sand, mushroom compost, an old cable - is better than Weetabix.

Datun was the Pope last time I looked?

*ErrolTheDragon
Yeah, I mean some people like blue cheese.

Yeah but they're just pervs.*

Excuse me? I like blue cheese.

Can we just agree that people have the right to like whatever cheeses they wish, but they cannot oblige others to like them. Some people like cheese with <shudder> cranberries added to it. It still remains cheese, albeit one I would not eat.

Sheep cheese for example. It's in one of the lost gospels I believe, Datun had them down the back of her sofa.

I've been promoted to Cheese Meister Extraordinaire.

Here! <offers Empress her favourite cheese. Because that's what being a Meister is all about - taps nose>.

Rightly so 😁

It was the 'blue' that threw me off, I hear blue in inverted commas and I think 'movies'.

That's the beauty of cheese though, it's well-known - 'Never having to make yourself clear'.

Stilton shaming.

Goats cheese is morally wrong according to Johnny Vegas.

I love cheese 🧀

Goats cheese 🤢🤢🤮🤮🤮

JellySaurus · Today 18:44

"Some people like cheese with cranberries added to it."

Sacre Bleu!

Glasses fall from nose onto toast and Stilton...

Bigots. Monterey Jack now identifies as Monterey Jill.

I like wensleydale cheese and cranberry

I've tried various cheeses with fruit, sometimes embedded, but can't find it within myself to like them.

Well it all started on another thread but then it exploded and there was de brie everywhere

Too funny!

I can't be doing with fruity cheese either, but a ginger biscuit goes really nicely with cheddar.

Someone put me on to fried Xmas cake, with a slice of Stilton, it works best if you have a pan cover.

I'm assuming you've nibbled off the icing and marzipan....and removed the plastic snowman?

I think a chef wrote about having slices of leftover Christmas pudding fried in goosefat.

No with Christmas cake you need cheddar.

No wensleydale

I think Wensleydale, or Lancashire, is meant to go well with any fruitcake.