Humza says Isla Bryson is pretending to be trans.

[Rainbowshit]

twitter.com/ginadavidsonlbc/status/1627631627634454536?s=46&t=yRW5gQ6pyCjwn5n9TjEOtg

But...but...but we were told our fears that predators would pretend to be trans to access female spaces were invalid and bigoted?! 🤔

Hallelujah the penny has dropped. Finally. All those who raised concerns that men would pretend and were silenced, called a terf, bigot, ostracised. How the hell did so called intelligent policy makers allow this absurdity?

Another one of my English illusions shattered. I didn't know that haggises are fluffy. I thought that a haggis was the insides of a bagpipes.

The wild haggis is a shy creature that can be found in the highlands of Scotland.

Round and fur-covered, the foot-long beast’s legs are longer on one side than the other. This helps it stand on the steep slopes of the Scottish Highlands. It also means that it can only run around hills in circles of one direction.

During the mating season, the animals make a noise similar to that of bagpipes .

Catching a haggis is easier said than done – being shy, you first have to find one, which can be an impossible task.

Experts suggest you need to disguise your scent by downing liberal amounts of whisky (and certainly not whiskey) and adopt a stumbling gait, swerving from side to side, so that the haggis won’t see you.

Work out which direction it is running in and then approach it from the opposite way. The haggis gets confused and you can easily capture the wee beastie.

(Shamelessly plagiarized from the internet).

Please tell me this is for real. It'll make my day.

We went to Edinburgh for a holiday when I was six and the waiter in the restaurant told me that when I asked him what haggis was. I believed it at the time. I'm a bit older and wiser now (sadly).

nilsmousehammer · Yesterday 15:42

What you COULD have done was, for example, the very first step of trying to find a way for men with TQ+ identities and women to live safely and happily together without trampling each other's rights and access, was agreed that men with records of sex offending could not be legally recognised as female with all the entitlements into female spaces and services that gives them.

And you voted that down, you muppet.

How on Earth does he square that absolute humdinger of a failure of logic with, "Oh, Adam Graham isn't a real one"? As you say, he wilfully and with malice aforethought voted down an amendment to prevent, or reduce this kind of situation.

It's amazing what a spot of light castigation by the press can achieve, isn't it?