Sam Smith - fisherthem

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I feel like we're being trolled.

metro.co.uk/2023/02/16/sam-smith-reveals-wild-dream-of-ending-their-days-as-a-fisher-them-18292486/

Hmm, is this why Sam’s wardrobe is a car crash. He’s too busy correcting the English language.

Them's a bigger knob end than Elon Muskprat and that takes some effort

Well he's got the wetsuit.

But I suspect that being a fisherthem doesn't get enough attention out at see or down by the river.

When you are 'more progressive and out there than Eurovision' I think you've firmly jumped the shark.

"I'm up in space, Themmmmm!"

I guess it's now Themoskin who won in just 2021 too.

The thought of these two being locked in a room together for a week gives post-apocalyptic type nightmares.

Please stop it.

The more tv appearances Sam gets the better.

People can see and hear for themselves what a load of bull Sam is saying. 🌞

BernadetteRostankowskiWolowitz · Today 17:48

I wish he would fuck off up the outer hebrides and live on a trawler. And yes I said he

Oh no! That's literal violence! I can literally see the literal bruises developing on their literal self!

Oh for goodness sake! I heavily dislike Sam Smith. DD keeps going on about how ridiculous his black costume was - it literally looks like a chicken! Don't know what's on with them really. Non-binary I get but there isn't a need for a "fisher-them." Can't believe he won a grammy for Unholy as well, it's an awful song.

his music has gone from nice ish (but not particularly memorable) ballads to horrendous car crash music. New video is like that clsss / level 1 in the hunger games. Would like to un- see it!

Are Them United playing this evening?

How much is it going to cost Themchester City Council to rebrand and change all signs in the city? Who is going to pay for it?

Will we have to reprint millions of maps with Themchester on and reprint millions of books with historical references to the city?

Sounds expensive.

Plus Godthemchester in Cambridgeshire , and Themmingtree in Essex

Best thing I've read today! 🤣

The thought of these two being locked in a room together for a week gives post-apocalyptic type nightmares.

For me this is the best thought I've had for a while! (I'm not imagining myself in the room with them.)

They wouldn't get on.

Anyone remember Herman's Hermits?

Or as they are now "Themthem's Themmits"

And that's before we turn out attention to ScuntIndiaWhasonesheboughtonEtsyhorpe

Or they'd think of a way to destroy the entire universe with latex.

Is Clitheroe potentially transphobic?

I’m guessing he failed the following at school:

• english language
• biology
• everything else, except maybe singing, if that’s your thing

As is Cockermouth.

A cunt in waders 🤣🤣🤣🤣 fishercunt

It's a Fisher Price Laugh and Learn and Babble and Wobble Hub

Oh god. Penistone is fucked.

That's got to be next year's Brits costume.

He dresses like a selection of gaudy lures.

Just needs to stick a Lady at the front