I think we've located the angriest women on Te*f Island.

[ArabellaScott]

'Repeal the GRA' petition, screenshot of current map:

We see you

HARROW EAST (Conservative Bob Blackman MP 108 511 constituents)
ILFORD SOUTH (Labour Sam Tarry MP 146 447 constituents)

We see you

All grey messing up the map.

9554

9634

Gosh and I only went for a short snooze

Tidy number map:
There is 350 left to go
To show how the anger does grow
The women are pissed
Because Nicola hissed
You are so much lesser than a man
So can we do this? Yes we can

Because

WOMEN WON'T WHEEST

350 to go

9650

Yup! This.

For those that like the pleasing tidy numerically satisfying numbers I give you...

It's 9,671 now, so good moment to capture!

I think I've found my calling Rex, helps that I have 2 identical tablets next to each other so if I'm looking when it's near an interesting number I keep both on!

Boiled

9693 but I'm bowing out for the night. (although my map shows one less) not at a nice round number yet, and if I catch it I'll post it but this will have to do for the evening

Now it's just taunting me

9700

There is 300 left to go
To show how the anger does grow
The women are pissed
Because Nicola hissed
You are so much lesser than a man
So can we do this? Yes we can

Because

WOMEN WON'T WHEEST

🎉

Help, I'm trapped under a furry purring thing. I'm stuck. All I can do is this.....
9710. Slowed overnight and also....

I want to finish the jigsaw.

HARROW EAST (Conservative Bob Blackman MP 108 511 constituents)
ILFORD SOUTH (Labour Sam Tarry MP 146 447 constituents).

There has to be someone in here that knows one of those 250000 ish people. We only need 2 of those ones.

Now this is my stroking hand and the purring has started to diminish and the stroke me now or I attack ears have just been deployed.

Lovely, people are up and signing whilst eating their breakfast but for those unsure which one it is they are signing👇

There is 250 left to go
To show how the anger does grow
The women are pissed
Because Nicola hissed
You are so much lesser than a man
So can we do this? Yes we can

Because

WOMEN WON'T WHEEST

9,750! So close.

Thank you Mumsnet for the last couple of years, I've gained so much more confidence raising this issue with real-life friends knowing that I'm not the only one!

9750

So this means that there is 250 more chances for:

HARROW EAST (Conservative Bob Blackman MP 108 511 constituents)
ILFORD SOUTH (Labour Sam Tarry MP 146 447 constituents).

To make it to the party

In the year 2525
If man is still alive
If woman can survive
They may find-

Harrow East
and Ilford South
Ain't gonna need to tell the truth, tell no lies
Everything you think, do, and say
Is in the petition you ignored today

9782, and still no shows, I trust you will be depositing that wonderful poem above in the required receptacle.??

I know I was on the phone earlier and my mate was why do you keep posting the two names....maybe not for a hundred years says I but someday someone will get around to looking at the mumsnet threads from this time. And they will see!!!

I am not doing this all the way to 100 000 mind. I do(not) have a life you know!

And what time do you call this sneaking in through the back door, so you didn't set the dog off?

You went out yesterday morning for fags and only now you're getting in. Long queue was it. And you stink of.. Eww what do you stink of?

Pine needles and chocolate?

I've signed and I hope more Scottish people to force discussion about this with the Scottish MSPs

You been out giving the reindeer one last run before they bed down for a well earned break haven't you whilst everyone was sleeping and snoozing off the new years alcohol consumption havent you?

Why didn't you leave me a note?

Oh and make the most of the cheese and crackers tonight. The diet starts tomorrow, you look like a bloody mince pie at this point of the year. You really don't have to eat all of every one you know.