So I got chatGPT to write me a poem. I asked it to do me one about a merkin first, but it refused! So I moved straight into wig which it happily produced.
Now obviously I've had to do some major editorial changes and rewrites but here's the Artificial Intelligence and mine's poem of merkins.
ELAINE AND HER MERKIN
A merkin
A coat of many hues
A symbol of change
A symbol of woman
A way to fight
A way to choose
A tool for self-expression
It highlights the plight
It focuses the woman
It tells a story
It sets the mood
It finds its place
In history
In art
In culture,
It can be long,
It can be short
It can be straight,
It can be curled
It can be wild,
It can be fun,
It can be Parliament
It changes with the seasons
With the trends
It follows the beat,
It leads the way
It speaks to the soul
It helps us find ourselves
Every single day
So here's to the merkin,
In all its glory, and hue
May it bring joy,
May it bring fun
May it be a source of inspiration,
And may it bring justice
For all who wear it.
Women Won’t Wheesht