I'm good at jokes too - and poetry .
So . 2 women walk into a bar and order a wine and a g&t
Then the police have to
Turn up cos a
Bunch of fuckwits turn up
With a megaphone .
The police ( of which I'm one ) have to say nowt cos most
Often they are t allowed any opinion except these days it seems some forces are all "mega woke" and can wave their rainbow lanyards and do the Macarena .
Cept not in my force and that's the one reason I'm still there cos despite being ooop north and working in ex put villages where everyone hated the cops cos
If the minors strike now the mega woke thing has taken over so cos we aren't getting trained by mermaids or stonewall we tend to get left to it and make common sense decisions without having to doorstep women for feminist stickers or try and educate them on how soMe baby boy foetus that's got a Willy can be in the wrong
Body or something.
So . 2 women walk into
A
Bar .
And the barman says what you having ?
And they say a wine , a g&t and a police escort please .
Not really funny is it ?
Not for the cops
Either . Trust me .