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Feminism: Sex and gender discussions

Xenogender categories...

88 replies

Tuilpmouse · 25/07/2022 13:08

... are they for real or are people having a laugh here? It seems there's a xenogender for almost anything! Cakegender's my personal favourite.

www.lgbtqia.wiki/wiki/Cakegender

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IcakethereforeIam · 25/07/2022 13:27

Pisses me off, they always forget the jam!

Georgeskitchen · 25/07/2022 13:29

It sounds completely batshit but it's cake. As long as it has jam and buttercream, I'm definitely cake gender 😋

Phrenologistsfinger · 25/07/2022 13:32

This has to be a spoof, right? Right?

PotteringPondering · 25/07/2022 13:33

Tuilpmouse · 25/07/2022 13:08

... are they for real or are people having a laugh here? It seems there's a xenogender for almost anything! Cakegender's my personal favourite.

www.lgbtqia.wiki/wiki/Cakegender

Oh for goodness' sake.

'Cakegenderflux or cakeflux is a gender like cakegender that can be fluffy, soft, and warm like cake, but like genderflux, its connection to cake fades and fluctuates in intensity.'

In that case, I propose cakegenderfreflux. It's that sick feeling you get at the back of your throat at people banging on about mad xenogenders. In particular, the feeling you get at people claiming that sometimes feeling like a fluffy soft warm cake and sometimes not feeling like a fluffy soft warm cake constitutes a serious rival to 'woman' or 'man' as a gender identity.

CharlieAndTooManyCharacters · 25/07/2022 13:33

Jesus wept.

the internet plus easily accessible image processing software have a great deal to answer for. The funfetti cakegender flag. 🙄

Do these people think gender is the same as personality? And, even then, no one is warm and fluffy all the time.

Mostly cake isn’t even warm and fluffy. That would melt the icing.

CharlieAndTooManyCharacters · 25/07/2022 13:35

How is any of this shite verified? Well bake gender is clearly real but we aren’t sure about energy drink gender.

Xenogender categories...
CharlieAndTooManyCharacters · 25/07/2022 13:37

I mean, this one is verified apparently.

Ooleagender is a xenogender that is a part of the TL System, in which one has a gender that is connected to or affected by oolong or wulong tea in some way. It could be a gender that is only felt when drinking oolong or wulong tea, or a gender that fluctuates or changes when drinking oolong or wulong tea.

it’s not even personality. It’s some feeling induced by drinking tea.

CharlieAndTooManyCharacters · 25/07/2022 13:40

I just don’t even know where to start with this one: www.lgbtqia.wiki/wiki/Meliusgender

PotteringPondering · 25/07/2022 13:44

PotteringPondering · 25/07/2022 13:33

Oh for goodness' sake.

'Cakegenderflux or cakeflux is a gender like cakegender that can be fluffy, soft, and warm like cake, but like genderflux, its connection to cake fades and fluctuates in intensity.'

In that case, I propose cakegenderfreflux. It's that sick feeling you get at the back of your throat at people banging on about mad xenogenders. In particular, the feeling you get at people claiming that sometimes feeling like a fluffy soft warm cake and sometimes not feeling like a fluffy soft warm cake constitutes a serious rival to 'woman' or 'man' as a gender identity.

Hmm, one 'f' too many. I mean, of course, cakegenderreflux.

PotteringPondering · 25/07/2022 13:45

CharlieAndTooManyCharacters · 25/07/2022 13:40

I just don’t even know where to start with this one: www.lgbtqia.wiki/wiki/Meliusgender

WTAF??

EdithStourton · 25/07/2022 13:51

Note that in the meliusgender flag, men are much closer to 'abstract concepts' than the witless women.

This is either a huge spoof, or the toddlers truly have taken over the asylum.

Gasp0deTheW0nderD0g · 25/07/2022 13:51

The impression I'm getting here is that if A comes out with some bit of nonsense on Reddit or Twitter about gender, either for a bet or while high or experiencing a mental health crisis, B will carefully document it on that wiki as if it actually makes sense, and C will be denounced as a bigot if she pokes fun at it. Is that right?

YetAnotherSpartacus · 25/07/2022 13:54

Crumbs! Sounds rather half-baked to me.

Or overdone.

CharlieAndTooManyCharacters · 25/07/2022 13:56

Gasp0deTheW0nderD0g · 25/07/2022 13:51

The impression I'm getting here is that if A comes out with some bit of nonsense on Reddit or Twitter about gender, either for a bet or while high or experiencing a mental health crisis, B will carefully document it on that wiki as if it actually makes sense, and C will be denounced as a bigot if she pokes fun at it. Is that right?

Not a bigot. And evil exclusionist.

IcakethereforeIam · 25/07/2022 13:58

If you're cakeflux, I'd suggest laying off the cake and getting some imodium inside you.

Sounds like it's from both ends, not sure which end made the wiki article.

MrsJamin · 25/07/2022 14:10

I just wish they'd all just grow up!

bellinisurge · 25/07/2022 14:19

Imagine them all at my age, mid fifties, trotting out this tedious nonsense. No one would give a shit or would think them a bit creepy for obsessing about it.

FilePhoto · 25/07/2022 14:24

I feel exceptionally happy when drinking decent coffee. Maybe that's my "gender" making itself known. Am I coffee gender?

Mind you KFC has the same effect.

MoltenLasagne · 25/07/2022 14:29

I could definitely be KFCgender, possibly FingerLickingGender or ColonelGender.

SeptimusWarrenSmith · 25/07/2022 14:32

Typical. Us Lapsangs are always disadvantaged. Cakeogenders really need to check their privilege.

ErrolTheDragon · 25/07/2022 14:37

Hearing the term 'cakegender', it sounds less warm, sweet and fluffy than something like, oh, maybe a Dundee cake. Dense and with extra nuttiness.

VeronicaBeccabunga · 25/07/2022 14:38

One is reminded that children seek attention,
Adults seek respect.

*sighs deeply, rolls eyes

LK1972 · 25/07/2022 15:24

FilePhoto · 25/07/2022 14:24

I feel exceptionally happy when drinking decent coffee. Maybe that's my "gender" making itself known. Am I coffee gender?

Mind you KFC has the same effect.

I found my tribe at last! Most important question: what will be our flag? Second most important question: who's not allowed to use our Coffeegender?

FilePhoto · 25/07/2022 15:40

LK1972 · 25/07/2022 15:24

I found my tribe at last! Most important question: what will be our flag? Second most important question: who's not allowed to use our Coffeegender?

I guess it should be various shades of coffee, which is quite boring. Maybe the top stripe could look like frothy milk?

Obviously people who prefer tea can't use it.

Birdsweepsin · 25/07/2022 15:50

Earl Grey, Lady Grey... Where's my non-binary, aristocratic, slightly lemony tea hey?

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