What has your Goddess Energy helped you with today?

[OhDear2200]

I’ve cleaned the bin till it’s sparkling.

However, my goddess energy has failed to help with the crippling period pain I’ve got today. I guess the TW George is referring to don’t have that problem.

I got out of bed. Behaviour of that kidney?

Bloody hell! Mines helped me with
Sorting out bell end tenant (man) what a dick left the place an absolute state!

Shopping for kids birthday (why did I give birth in January) 😱

Ex: made him sort everything for said birthday 😀😀 he went over the top

And breathe...,. Now looking forward to a child free weekend

@ponkydonkey your energy is strong today!!!!

Mine made me accidentally sleep until 1.30, then spend the rest of the day sitting on the sofa. I think my goddess needs a recharge of some sort. Or maybe this means I'm not really a woman!

My Goddess energy gave me the strength to clean the kitchen and then eat a whole box of Jaffa Cakes.

@Joolsin even Goddess’s need a sofa day.

My Goddess energy has helped me open a bottle of wine Cheers 🍷🍷🍷

I woke up boobily. Had a long, booby shower, sliding my soapy hands all over my boobs. Then I boobed onto my laptop for a Zoom boob. After that my boobs and I did the school run, breathlessly boobing up the hill, straining at the fabric of my winter fleece. Then I tried to make dinner but my boobs got in the way, so I used my erect nipples to order something from Just Eat.

As above, mine is doing jack shit to address menstrual cramps. It is possibly the Wrong Sort.

It did help me to tackle a nasty manuscript though, so that was handy.

@Interrobanger

I woke up boobily. Had a long, booby shower, sliding my soapy hands all over my boobs. Then I boobed onto my laptop for a Zoom boob. After that my boobs and I did the school run, breathlessly boobing up the hill, straining at the fabric of my winter fleece. Then I tried to make dinner but my boobs got in the way, so I used my erect nipples to order something from Just Eat.

You missed a 'boobily' at the end of the last sentence.

Tsk.

Cooking beans on toast

“You missed a 'boobily' at the end of the last sentence. Tsk”

OMG I’m such a bimbo! What am I like?! Luckily I’ve got big boobs so I can get away with being a total airhead.

@Interrobanger

“You missed a 'boobily' at the end of the last sentence. Tsk”

OMG I’m such a bimbo! What am I like?! Luckily I’ve got big boobs so I can get away with being a total airhead.

My goddess energy gave me the courage tip take a faulty item back to the shop and get a replacement. Then I made a roast dinner. The goddess is strong in me today.

It’s not doing much for my covid.

Get my work ignored by a male clinician I'd put myself out for at work? And patronised by another?

@Interrobanger

I woke up boobily. Had a long, booby shower, sliding my soapy hands all over my boobs. Then I boobed onto my laptop for a Zoom boob. After that my boobs and I did the school run, breathlessly boobing up the hill, straining at the fabric of my winter fleece. Then I tried to make dinner but my boobs got in the way, so I used my erect nipples to order something from Just Eat.

🤣

My goddess energy inspired me to make pancakes, 2 months before shrove Tuesday. Goddess and a legend.

Oh gawd I think I missed the point 😬

I'm not normally so 'energetic' I've just been laid out with flu for 10 days

My goddess energy helped me clean a dehumidifier filter.

I better make an offering to the goddess (does she like chocolate?) because my peri period is bloody heavy today and the HRT was supposed to fix that.

[quote OhDear2200]@Joolsin even Goddess’s need a sofa day.[/quote]
This is true. Wonder what energetic excitement will come my way tomorrow -maybe I could tackle the Christmas decorations - two days later than intended!

I assume my personal Goddess Energy is that of Bastet because I have: fed my cats & put down clean water for them; fed & watered myself; changed the cats’ litter trays; brushed the cats; brushed my hair & otherwise attended to my personal hygiene; and done a lot of sleeping (curled up under my cats).

My goddess energy helped me flip my hair coquettishly as I oohed and aaahhed over my hunky husband as he caught a spider and put it outside. Ah do declare, ah may faint.