Just had a mastectomy last week after my implant burst. BC was 8 years ago, but I'm still here.
Anyway, totally pissed off at the lopsided-ness as remaining boob is an E-cup, but obviously they won't remove it as it's healthy 
Somewhat flippantly I was thinking, maybe I should now identify as in the wrong body, as my ideal body will now be chestless ? And then I can be classed as suffering from body dysmorphia and I can get the nhs to sort me out, instead of having to save up for it myself?
Or is that totally tasteless?
Runs and ducks for cover