"I identify as Daniel Radcliffe" twitter thread

[notyourhandmaid]

"I identify as Daniel Radcliffe. I always was Daniel Radcliffe, even though I was born two decades before him. Did you know that humans share 99.9% of their DNA so biologically I virtually am Daniel Radcliffe! But spiritually I am truly Daniel Radcliffe, even more so than he is."
twitter.com/RossVodt/status/1270241662015385600

This thread is worth a read, for the laugh (gallows humour really).

"I wen through a period of being Daniel Radcliffefluid, when I was some days in the week but not the rest. Then I was enby Daniel Radcliffe, in which I neither was nor wasn't DR all the time. I even was a Daniel Radcliffe masker for a while! But the truth is I AM Daniel Radcliffe!"

"Thank you for bravely sharing your experiences as an ANDRAB person ('assigned not daniel radcliffe at birth')"

I saw this and had a laugh. I then thought it would be quite funny if a whole load of posters temporarily changed their name and profile pics to I identify as Daniel Radcliffe and had him apologising to JKR etc.

Then I realised that would be the sort of bullying/ pile on we’re criticising the TRAs for so maybe not!

Ooh that's made me giggle

Too funny

This is gold

Also love
"I identify as Daniel Radcliffe but the exclusionary bastards at the bank won’t let me access my bank account. They’re literally erasing my reality!"

Thank you so much for posting this, it’s made me laugh for the first time all day since reading all the hate directed at JK Rowling.

Traniels

This really made me laugh

This made me laugh a lot too, very quietly so I won't wake the household!

Thanks for posting, OP!

Traniels!

Thanks OP! This has had me in stitches.

Hoot!

"I am Spartacus!"

Hahaha brilliant!

Brilliant.

Really, really funny!

Best Wishes,

ANSAB

I'm transdan and demand immediate access to his private spaces.

Otherwise he is a trans excluding radical danielist. Or TERD for short.

TERD for short.

TERD 😂

TERD! 😂

@Divoc2020

I saw this and had a laugh. I then thought it would be quite funny if a whole load of posters temporarily changed their name and profile pics to I identify as Daniel Radcliffe and had him apologising to JKR etc.

Then I realised that would be the sort of bullying/ pile on we’re criticising the TRAs for so maybe not!

In fairness no one is threatening to punch/ rape/ destroy him. They are just making fun of his stance, non-violently and with humour.

I don't think the two approaches are comparable.

I saw this and laughed my socks off. Sometimes satire really is the best way to illustrate how farcical reality has become.

Ditto for the tweeter who told Emma Watson "I loved you in Little Menstruators."

Love it ❤️💕♥️♥️ adjust shoes up the absurdity and again ♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️

*shows - not shoes - although high heels do maketh the woman so 🤷

Is this spelling error real?

Grr