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Feminism: Sex and gender discussions

"I identify as Daniel Radcliffe" twitter thread

99 replies

notyourhandmaid · 11/06/2020 23:04

"I identify as Daniel Radcliffe. I always was Daniel Radcliffe, even though I was born two decades before him. Did you know that humans share 99.9% of their DNA so biologically I virtually am Daniel Radcliffe! But spiritually I am truly Daniel Radcliffe, even more so than he is."
twitter.com/RossVodt/status/1270241662015385600

This thread is worth a read, for the laugh (gallows humour really).

"I wen through a period of being Daniel Radcliffefluid, when I was some days in the week but not the rest. Then I was enby Daniel Radcliffe, in which I neither was nor wasn't DR all the time. I even was a Daniel Radcliffe masker for a while! But the truth is I AM Daniel Radcliffe!"

"Thank you for bravely sharing your experiences as an ANDRAB person ('assigned not daniel radcliffe at birth')"

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TranielleRadcliffe · 12/06/2020 14:13

I feel better to be acknowledging my true self now...

Howzaboutye · 12/06/2020 14:14

PheasantPlucker1 that's really made me laugh

Trevsadick · 12/06/2020 14:14

Do we all get access to his acting auditions?

And if we land the role, his pay?

And if not, why not?

Z0rr0 · 12/06/2020 14:22

I think lady Traniels need to go into schools and educate the children on what it means to be Daniel. Children need to understand that we can widen the bandwidth and being Daniel Radcliffe is a spectrum.
I also think that although cis Daniel may have been recognised for several of his performances, that to create balance they should hire a Traniel for his next role. It's not fair that he always gets to be acclaimed as Harry Potter. To be truly diverse and representative Traniels should be considered and given the chance to be Harry too.

MrsNoah2020 · 12/06/2020 14:23

Ive been Daniel Radcliffe for several minutes so can answer questions aimed at him

Grin
TranielleRadcliffe · 12/06/2020 14:23

I think lady Traniels need to go into schools and educate the children on what it means to be Daniel. Children need to understand that we can widen the bandwidth and being Daniel Radcliffe is a spectrum.

I am a teacher so will take on this important role!

Z0rr0 · 12/06/2020 14:25

@TranielleRadcliffe Don't forget to show them the Traniel unicorn of Radcliffe spectrum so they never misDaniel anyone and inadvertently cause offense.

TranielleRadcliffe · 12/06/2020 14:27

[quote Z0rr0]@TranielleRadcliffe Don't forget to show them the Traniel unicorn of Radcliffe spectrum so they never misDaniel anyone and inadvertently cause offense.[/quote]
Ah, of course! I’ll make a large poster version and one of the activities we do can be for the children to place themselves on the spectrum. Great way to get discussion going about what it feels like to be Daniel Radcliffe!

wrongsideofhistorymyarse · 12/06/2020 14:36

I'm Daniel Radcliffe!

StealthPolarBear · 12/06/2020 14:40

It's not binary Daniel vs nonDaniel.
I'm danielfluid

Z0rr0 · 12/06/2020 14:42

If cis Daniel claims that Traniels are not really Daniel Radcliffe we need to stand up for all the Traniels whose identities are being erased. The next time he's due to speak as Daniel Radcliffe at an event we should write to them to explain what a bigot he is and get him deplatformed. If they refuse we should stand outside and demonstrate to make people understand that we are Daniel Radcliffe and they can suck on my lady wand if they don't like it.

ThePankhurstConnection · 12/06/2020 14:45

I think this thread is really Dansphobic, I'm disgusted. No wonder people stay away from Mumsnet.

Thelnebriati · 12/06/2020 14:51

PheasantPlucker1
Ive been Daniel Radcliffe for several minutes so can answer questions aimed at him

I have a question for Daniel!
Did you throw the first brick at JK?

CisDanielRadcliffe · 12/06/2020 15:04

As cis-Daniel Radcliffe I'd just like to thank you for your patience as I continue to educate myself about what it means to be Daniel Radcliffe. I know I still have work to do to unpick my cis-Daniel Radcliffe privilege.

Z0rr0 · 12/06/2020 15:06

Well done Daniel! You're a great ally to all Daniel Radcliffes.

ScrimpshawTheSecond · 12/06/2020 15:17

I'd like to apologise to anyone I have inadvertently upset over the past few fifteen minutes, if I wasn't perhaps aware of your status and had misdanielled. These issues are complex and I fully admit I don't understand them. I am ready and willing to re-educate myself.

In an act of attrition, I'm happy to donate to any Patreoniels etc, as an act of attrition.

Fairenuff · 12/06/2020 15:17

Is he man enough to admit he was wrong?

Is he man ejaculator enough to admit he was wrong?

Fixed that for you Smile

Lamahaha · 12/06/2020 15:25

I identify Daniel Radcliffe on Mondays, Wednesdays and Fridays, but only from 9 am to 6 pm. That means I really AM Daniel Radcliffe.

RoyalCorgi · 12/06/2020 15:29

I don't know which is funnier, the tweet about the trans Daniel Radcliffes telling cis Daniel Radcliffe what he's doing wrong, and Daniel Radcliffe apologising for not being a good enough Daniel Radcliffe, or all the TRAs on Twitter having temper tantrums about how it really isn't funny.

viques · 12/06/2020 15:30

I'm getting confuse now, where do we stand on dementors? Can they be dewomentors if they think it will get them better outfits identify as women?

BaronessRadcliffeFemish · 12/06/2020 15:40

The fact that someone can't act will not impede in any way their transition to Danny the Rad.

andyoldlabour · 12/06/2020 15:40

"Danielle R is my headmate. My fursona is Remus Lupin "

That is a great twitter feed, I wish DR could see it.

OnABeachSomewhere · 12/06/2020 15:41

Yeah, I'm Daniel Radcliffe too. I bought some hair dye and a book of Woke, changed my name, told everyone the Emperor's New Clothes is actual reality, and bingo!

TooTiredTodayOk · 12/06/2020 15:53

FOJN I'm crying laughing at that - Danielle Radcliffe - I had to go and have a look at their twitter to see if it was some kind of spoof account... they've amended it now, but what fabulous a typo GrinGrinGrin

PheasantPlucker1 · 12/06/2020 15:55

Not being able to act didnt impede cis Daniel either Grin