Female = letting out a small shriek because wearing pink

[T1meForDebate]

At last! A definition of what makes us female!

Lydia Fenno @DumbartonsDrums announces today on Twitter that on wearing pink and white 'I found myself reacting in a more traditional feminine way ... I even let out a small shriek'.

Because obviously we all tittup around squealing like cartoon Victorian ladies

But none of this is about reinforcing gender stereotypes.

Don’t help when judges refuse to jail women just coz they are female!!

I agree Billy - women are capable of being vile, and the idea that female offenders should not face consequences is my Kryptonite. It infantilises women.

More proof that I am, in fact, a man.

Clearly this person just has some meatballs health issues where their sartorial choices reflect on their behaviour. It’s probsbly a known disorder.

Can colours be dark and bold at the same time? Surely one or the other?

Can colours be dark and bold at the same time? Surely one or the other?

In the eye of a person who equates pink and shrieks with what it means to be female, colours can most certainly be dark and bold at the same time and to question that is..... blah blah blah

I can’t even...

It’s so true! I wore my leopard print scarf yesterday and when I stepped out of my front door I felt really wild! Unfortunately I mauled the postman and dragged his body up a tree for later.

I’m sat here in my partners grey dressing gown, black sports leggings and a white T shirt. I have just loudly growled a Fuck Off You Wanker at the screenshot you posted which resulted in me dropping a warmed raspberry from my breakfast down my 34Fs. Breasts and the fact that I sing soprano might be clues to the fact that I am a woman. I hate pink with a passion.
I am not a gender. I am GenderFree

Katterinaballerina

Laughed my pink f*cking socks off!!!

Katterinaballerina

I'm sure your right to do so should be protected if you start identifying as a real leopard.

I'll just ... Just leave that there ...

I imagine "dark, bold colours" is what some of us might call "jewel tones." Those don't make people shriek, they make you stride around and issue commands in a tone of ringing confidence #fact

OP how did you find this person? She isn't famous and she has 79 followers. I'm guessing you aren't one of them. Did you search something like "trans person saying something silly"?

Anyway this was on her Twitter thread.

twitter.com/goats_page/status/1110514746544001024?s=20

T1meForDebate

Nice suit. Now brush your bloody hair!

Mm hmm.

Shit, in that case my ex was a girl!

Goodness I’ll have to tell DH to shriek when he’s next wearing a pink shirt

I'd never need to buy another book if I searched that! No, someone I follow retweeted and commented and once I'd stopped laughing ...

Katterina

Traditional and feminine

The Gandy - had us all fooled as a man

I've never let out a small shriek in my life.

What's the fucking point of a fucking shriek if it's fucking small?

If you're gonna shriek, go big or go home.

Snarling great explosions of rage in my case - since my first #stickerwoman 'women don't have penises' encounter on Twitter sometime last summer finally jolted my whattheFUCK??? ladyglands into action. I haven't stopped roaring since. And same goes for whether I'm wearing pink, black or octarine.