Dear Diary
I feel truly intimidated. I do. There's this woman on Twitter and she keeps doing literally evil things like refusing to believe in the magic beans that cause people to change sex. Hateful.
I've responded sensibly by ignoring her
Repeatedly talking about her in public, with a group of people that also hate her. I did condemn that rape threat video about her. You know the one; my bestie was the only follower of that account for a while. But that was a coincidence. You know, as a famous random person on Twitter she should expect the parody accounts with cartoons of her face, the doxing of her family etc. We all have our crosses to bare. Tick tock.
Posting pictures of her church; after all, as a nice middle class, middled aged laadeee I might want to innocently play golf nearby. Nothing at all to do with my spent conviction for affray with golf club. No. Total coincidence. Not trolling her. Nope. Like when I innocently wanted to play golf at the place the rad fems were meeting. Another crazy coincidence.
Following her to another social media site to fight the good fight on a support thread for her. It's total coincidence several other people followed me to harass her. And then I got banned for trolling! Which was rude. I'd only called them #nuttersnet about five hundred times on Twitter. Please make #nuttersnet happen people. Please.
Showing the world she's not the victim, even though she's had constant flow of unwanted food deliveries, phone calls, emails. Not a victim. No. I'm the victim because of the tweets about biological reality. Me! Victim. Her? Evil harrasser.
I know she's religious but it's total coincidence that I posted about coming to get someone all throughout her holy week. I mean she shouldn't be looking right? People should ignore other people's twitter. ⏰🙏🦄🛬🏌️♂️🍾✊ 🍆🍒
It's a testament to how intimidated and harassed I was, that i took time off my very very important lawyer business, to turn up at her doorstep and serve papers on her. The look on her face......lolz...... My bestie, he made loads of hilarious tweets about it, cos I'm the flying lawyer... gettttttit!
Well thank God it's nearly over and I can sleep again at night, knowing that a woman is firmly put in her place. She can't hurt me now with her tweets. So intimidating. So harassing. I'm so brave and so stunning.
To be continued.......