Writing from Twitter prison!

[Glinner]

I've received a twelve-hour ban from Twitter so I thought I'd take the chance to say hello lovely mumsnetters! Thank you for all the support and kind words and very proud to be on your side.

I'm not deleting the tweets because I stand by them and there's nothing offensive about them. See for thyself, fellow witches!

Cheers, Glinner. The lying bullshit was a reference to a particilar derailing visitor to the thread, not to the vast amount of testimonials on here from other women.

Sadly, everything I posted is entirely true, from troubled daughter to fecking lunatic homosexual conversion therapy in my twenties.

Lang I think we all need a drink on a Saturday night, so we can forget what shit has been thrown at us this week.

Best thread in ages

Lang, you ruddy bananaweetabixhorror laughing bastard!

Sadly, everything I posted is entirely true, from troubled daughter to fecking lunatic homosexual conversion therapy in my twenties.

Oh God. Nobody let me at the sloe gin. Obvs not laughing at this bit, my darling.

H Give us an 'H' [Halo]
A Give us an 'A'
R Give us an 'R'- oh, shit, there's no R....replaced with an 'S'


R Another R

O Give us an 'O' - oh shit, there's no O either - replaced with a
biscuit!

P Give us a...oh, not one of those either. Let's go with Plymouth
Gin.

I will die on the hill of the Weetabix Banana Horror.

Hot. Fucking. Milk.

(I should go to bed.)

Then you will die there alone.

Here have a bedtime song.

Glinner - ignore, ignore. Your gin was good.

As was your apology to Floral!

Everyone's on the or the but the warmth's still always there.

You lovely women (and occasional men, including Glinner in that definition!)

I will die on the hill of the Weetabix Banana Horror

(not envy)

Still just as well to have a few more hills on offer given how many of us are up here dying on this other one (shift over can't you, that's my foot)

Sorry for brief fangirling, but just wanted to say that the IT Crowd is my favourite sitcom ever, and sheer joyous utter genius.

Thank you Glinner for all your amazing work.

And your support for women, obviously.

Well actually I'm on 🍷 but as is fairly cheap round here I can offer it to you all

"Sadly, everything I posted is entirely true, from troubled daughter to fecking lunatic homosexual conversion therapy in my twenties."

sorry, I'm trying to navigate the thread. it's turned into a bit of a beast! :)

C'mon boy. You can do this. Navigating Mumsnet threads whilst also doing real life crap is our bread and butter.

If you think this is a 'beast' of a thread, don't venture out into 'Christmas' threads. Your mind - blown!

Navigating Mumsnet threads whilst also doing real life crap is our bread and butter

Bloody hell I've missed out. Nobody told me we could get paid for it.

You do realise that FWR is probably the politest MN subforum, don't you? DON'T GO TO RELATIONSHIPS.

Or AIBU

Yep CH* I get 000.1 pence per post I write. Were you not informed of the monetarisation of Mumsnet threads?

I'm currently wafting about on my flamingo-inflatable in my pool right now, thanks to payment from Mumsnet-transpayments-r-us

What is this Tara video everyone keeps mentioning?

This one.

Voila, courtesy R0wantrees, breaks down the transgender umbrella:

OMFG Lang, how could you shame us all when we have company by bring up the Notorious Weetabix Banana Horror???

I suppose there's no point in appealing to your better nature...nah, you're too high on cereal and hot milk - for shame!

What is this Tara video everyone keeps mentioning?

recent thread re Tara Hewitt:
www.mumsnet.com/Talk/womens_rights/3385533-Prominant-campaigning-role-of-Tara-Hewitt-NHS-TELI-Social-work-universities-etc