This is why we have a fight at the checkout over the 'free' newpaper in waitrose.
Grab a paper Fek
Hmmmm - torygraph then
No - just get a guardian
Not gonna happen
Just grab one will you?
No
Oh come on you don't need to read it
No
It's good to read a range of media blablabla
NO I wouldn't wipe my arse on that sexist, anti woman rag! When I was a student it was good - but now it's a right on rag - so right on its right off...
Happens frequently. I've seen other shopper reach out for a copy then stop, or surupticipusly return copies of the gruniard to the shelf. I think of it as public information announcement as art.