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Feminism: Sex and gender discussions

Can't stop laughing at Haddock

208 replies

Pamspeople · 29/10/2018 13:39

Honestly, he's gone off on some 'People of Britain!!! All hail my Mighty Opinions!' type ramble and I know I should despair but it just keeps making me laugh! He really is the comedy gift that keeps on giving.

Apart from for his poor patients, who are clearly well done on his list of priorities.

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Pamspeople · 29/10/2018 13:39

Down dammit, well down

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DaisyTwirl · 29/10/2018 14:01

I am gutted that I never get to peruse his nonsense anymore (he blocked me ages ago).

I used to look him up whenever I had an idle few minutes, to laugh at his wankery.

I have to rely on screenshots now 😢
(Ditto LM & assorted others - although wee Owen Jones hasn't blocked me yet, so I can still marvel at his nonsensical SJW rants.... small mercies! 😍)

SirVixofVixHall · 29/10/2018 14:49

He is like a little angry glove puppet, all deranged eyebrows and cross crumpled face..Sooty and Sweep go to the Very Angry Doctor...

Invisible1234 · 29/10/2018 14:53

I can't bear to look, he's too insufferable! You can still see him if you go to his twitter account without logging into yours.

Pamspeople · 29/10/2018 15:02

I think he has a bit of Trump about him, in terms of the wild overestimation of his importance and intelligence, and lack of self-awareness. I mean I know it's a bit ironic that we're here talking about him (which he loves I'm sure) but as a study of a certain type of personality he is quite interesting. And because he is clearly so desperate to be in the public eye (PEOPLE OF BRITAIN!! HEAR ME HOLD FORTH!!) it doesn't feel unreasonable to be commenting on his, ahem, style and content.

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Pamspeople · 29/10/2018 15:09

I think the question of when he actually does any doctoring has been reaised with his professional bodies.

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SirVixofVixHall · 29/10/2018 15:20

I imagine him tweeting from a hospital cupboard, surrounded by toppling boxes of bandages as he starts bouncing with rage like a furious Zebedee.

Badstyley · 29/10/2018 15:20

I think I’d be more reassured if he didn’t have any time for doctoring tbh.

SirVixofVixHall · 29/10/2018 15:26

Quite. The less time doctoring the better. Hard to imagine his bedside manner.

LiverpoolReSisters · 29/10/2018 15:31

He is in Liverpool today, meeting with Joss Prior. We didn't get an invite. Sad.

Can't stop laughing at Haddock
BitOfFun · 29/10/2018 15:34

Oh woe Grin

frankexchangeofviews · 29/10/2018 15:59

He really does look a lot like Michael Gove

LizzieSiddal · 29/10/2018 16:00

I find him fascinating. In a kind of ‘what the fuck’ kind of way. Grin

When he mansplains, you just know an intelligent, ballsy women is going to come along and make him look like a complete idiot,

TheCraicDealer · 29/10/2018 16:05

It's almost like someone once told him he has piggy eyes so he tries to open them wide in photographs, resulting in that weird mad stare he always does.

ClosdesMouches · 29/10/2018 16:36

I'm not usually given to making this type of comment but every time I see his photo he reminds me of Penfold from Dangermouse

13thWarriorWitch · 29/10/2018 16:53

Penfold! THANK YOU. I KNEW he reminded me of something. Was driving me mad lol

SirVixofVixHall · 29/10/2018 16:56

A bitter Penfold, from an alternative universe where he’d had his sweets stolen by girls every until he left school.

SirVixofVixHall · 29/10/2018 16:58

*every day, don’t know why the day didn’t register !

LangCleg · 29/10/2018 17:01

His selfies always look like a Where's Wally escape attempt!

KatVonGulag · 29/10/2018 17:03

Shriek! "Bitter Penfold"

I have a confession. I rather like dear Dr Haddock. I mean he's clueless, properly good at pissing off independent people. He got owned so badly by Posie. He's like a toddler tantruming around. It's priceless. I swear people like him have no clue how badly they come across.

I love it
He even let slip "Dr Haddock " bothered him. Marvellous. Silly boy.

I'm wondering why the nhs has disappeared from his profile bio. Hmm. A mystery for dangermouse

IdaBWells · 29/10/2018 17:04

NO! Not Penfold! Please don’t besmirch the adorable Penfold.

There is absolutely nothing adorable about Harrop.

Lottapianos · 29/10/2018 17:09

The 'truly magnificent' Joss Prior, eh? Is 'truly magnificent' the next level up from 'brave and stunning'? Hmm

Spasm0dic · 29/10/2018 17:14

Sorry. I hated penfold.

BigotedWoman · 29/10/2018 18:11

It's amazing how moving your face 45 degrees left or right can make you look quite, quite different to your social media profile picture...