Jo Cox Women in Leadership Programme Applications open for 2019...

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labour.org.uk/members/jo-cox-women-leadership/

"If you identify as a woman and you’re ready to lead in the Labour Party, submit an application before..." [direct quote]

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They can have a fucking 



Gah! Don't know why my biscottis aren't showing up!

I would say ‘get your best frocks out chaps, ready for the interviews’ but they won’t even need them.

Oh, ffs. BISCUITS.

I'll show myself out.

Oh pur-lease. There is hi such thing as 'identify as'.

Maybe they should say 'wish you were' - but then they can't take the abuse that women get when they speak out can they? So no. Not good enough.

Biscotti (snigger)

Sorry. Funny though.

biscottis

Are you identifying as posh? 🤣

I think I'm going to apply. I can identify as a woman (cos i am one)

The web page says that they hope to provide all unsuccessful applicants with feedback... I may apply as a "proud terf" and see what feedback they give me...

It's so disappointing that what was otherwise a really positive programme. But I can't see myself standing, or "leading" as it says, in the Labour Party any more despite 20 years of hoping that one day I would do.

I'm a woman. I'm lazy and quite shy.

Can I identify as a 'dynamic go-getting leader' and get a place then?

Gah! Don't know why my biscottis aren't showing up!

Nor mine! Only iPhone emojis work for me at the moment 😯

You could always have another emoji identity as a biscuit?

WTF so you have to identify as a woman ?
I don't identify as anything

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I have cookies

Woke cookies aren't really the same as an MN biscuit though.

I don't know a single female who identifies as a woman. It's just a state of being.

It’s not cake, it’s a biscuit. And it has a Biscuit Recognition Certificate to prove it. If you disagree you are a CERB (cake exclusionary radical biscuitist)

You could always have another emoji identity as a biscuit?

Is the award closed to women who don't identity as women?

Is it even possible to identify as something that you are? Can a person 'identify as' and 'be' the something at the same time?

Would anyone be happy for me to perform dentistry on them if I said I identity as a dentist?

I might do a little experiment.
DH and I could both apply
I could have a lot of fun with this
I don't identify as female, but I guess I could trawl around in the alphabet soup and find something
DH will have to figure it out himself
Maybe a £50 bet will help focus him on doing a really good application.
To the winner the spoils !

To the winner the spoils!

Would the spoils be ‘lesbian’ sex? 😉😄

It says you have to be a Labour member to apply though... anyone wanna take one for team?

Perf my DH says he is prepared to have lesbian sex with me.
Terfing that's one step to far