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Razor blades and stickers again

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HamsterToast · 05/09/2018 20:39

A twitter account is saying that stickers in Manchester Oxford Road station have razor blades behind them put there by TERFS. If you are terfblocked you won't be able to view.

Razor blades and stickers again
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LangCleg · 06/09/2018 22:21

Had a quick chat with a lovely man on the ticket gates-he confirmed that the Transport Police attended yesterday evening ‘looking for anti LGBT stickers’ in the toilets. Not only were there no razor blades but they didn’t find any ‘anti LGBT stickers’ at all - all toilets were checked, men’s, women’s, disabled and staff.

Fake news.

Ereshkigal · 06/09/2018 22:41

Ooh. Wonder if it works on cheap shoe labels?

DickTERFin · 06/09/2018 22:55

It is NOT fake news.

I tried to take one off yesterday and there was a bear trap underneath. Took my whole arm off. Didn't half fucking smart.

Miraculously the medics were able to sew it back on and I'm a super healer, so you can barely see the marks plus the bear trap was conjured by the Lady Melisandre from GOT and unfortunately it dissolved into smoke before I could get a photo of it but you better believe them bad-ass, witchy MoFo feminists are setting traps on a global scale.

True story.

LangCleg · 06/09/2018 23:01

Have they remembered cork board pins can double as lethal weapons yet? After all, there are flyers as well as stickers.

FloralBunting · 06/09/2018 23:06

I think we're all underestimating how bloody debilitating a paper cut can be. I've been through days and days of labour, passed kidney stones and my pelvis actually came apart and I've been able to carry on, but a papercut can have me on my back for weeks.

Truthmytruth · 06/09/2018 23:48

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BlackeyedSusan · 06/09/2018 23:51

I started souring the milk, left the bottle out in the hall

no death threats though.

I cut my finger on a razor blade recently. (do not lookfor them by touch in the dark) fecking hurt.

Alicethroughtheblackmirror · 06/09/2018 23:59

I think you're a load of wimps.

True, the first one I encountered had a division of the Scots guards behind it, but I soon took care of them . To remove the next, I had to suspend myself, Tom Cruise in Mission Impossible style, from a wire with loads of booby traps everywhere.

Finally, I wrestled sharks with fricking laser beams on their heads while not spilling a drop of my vodka martini in order to thwart my evil nemesis Dr of Actual Science. Oh, and there was a scary woman - Rosa. My mate Jamesima (dead name James) Bond said she thought Rosa was probably a lesbian because of the shoes but as she didn't (weirdly) fancy James - sorry Jamesima - at all, that can't be right... Because James is a proper lesbian these days. There's a YouTube channel and everything...

thebewilderness · 07/09/2018 00:03

Rotary cutter slipped.
That is all I am going to say about that.

Truthmytruth · 07/09/2018 00:04

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arranfan · 07/09/2018 00:05

Wish I had the magic power that the tweeter who said they were razored had. That person needs to offer themselves up to medicine for miraculous healing ability

However, I think we've uncovered DickTERFin super-healing secret:
bear trap underneath. Took my whole arm off. Didn't half fucking smart.

Miraculously the medics were able to sew it back on and I'm a super healer,

Ben Goldacre wrote up the pixie dust that accelerates healing and helps body parts to regrow: The amazing disappearing, reappearing finger

Made from dried pig’s bladder,” they explained, this magic powder “kick-starts the body’s healing process.

Truthmytruth · 07/09/2018 00:14

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DancelikeEmmaGoldman · 07/09/2018 01:58

Eucalyptus oil removes all manner of sticky things.

That's my small tribute to you very funny feminists.

AngryAttackKittens · 07/09/2018 08:11

I'd suggest instructions on how to use shampoo and conditioner as my contribution to the list of evil things we could put under the stickers.

ChattyLion · 07/09/2018 08:40

Some nice recipes could be good?

BettyDuMonde · 07/09/2018 10:52

How dare those evil t**fs start weaponising humour? Grin.

A combination of laughing at the absurdity of it all and the facts of the TRAs own behaviour (public and private) should bring about the end days fairly soon.

arranfan · 07/09/2018 10:56

How dare those evil t!!fs start weaponising humour? (Had to change asterisks as it interfered with bolding :) ]

New movement

Totally entertaining radical funnywomen...

ScreamingBird · 07/09/2018 11:34

'booby-trapped' is transphobic and literal violence.

Going forward, please use 'chest-trapped'.

UpstartCrow · 07/09/2018 11:37
Grin
SophoclesTheFox · 07/09/2018 12:03

WD40 is excellent for sticker goo. It's hard for ladies to use, and is best deployed while in possession of a penis, but ask any man you have handy to help you Smile

I am shocked, SHOCKED I tell you that people have fibbed on twitter about booby-trapped/chest-trapped stickers. Say it ain't so!

nauticant · 07/09/2018 13:11

As predicted, a razor has now been found behind a penis sticker:

twitter.com/Fuzzy_Logic_/status/1037971470528471040

arranfan · 07/09/2018 13:13

As predicted, a razor has now been found behind a penis sticker

I vote for this being a piece of

Thoroughly entertaining radical feminism :)

ShrodingersSturdyPyjamas · 07/09/2018 13:23

As predicted, a razor has now been found behind a penis sticker:

Genius!

SophoclesTheFox · 07/09/2018 13:23

The razor behind that sticker is lethal!

People can really get hurt by it.

I am even More Shocked.

nauticant · 07/09/2018 13:30

Sorry to have triggered you with literal violence™ SophoclesTheFox.